""" So what you're saying is if our donuts bump uglies in a plane you'll cosign the lease? """ --- Bell's daughter, unsure if his updated theorem === Take a bubble, ask a million of her friends where she's going. Each answer is a plane Each chance of intersection is the squared cosine #philsci

For any network engineers out there, think of the s matrix as a way of describing a slightly more stable version of BGP. Like if Terraform were more horrible and your routing table was a set of 10d matrices. So maybe not /more/ horrible, just differently so #philsci #physics #failfastfisix

""" This week's star in a reasonably priced car .. Chris Fields """ --- Jeremy Clarkson, who was suddenly really into physics after finding someone else really into big tires === """ Jeremy, I keep telling you it doesn't matter how big the engine is, if you can't get the power to the road """

""" Oh, why didn't they just say that """ --- me, suddenly realizing that gauge theory is just a measure of a particular place wants to be somewhere else +++ """ Where can I get some of that gauge theory? ""'" --- the PNW states, in this particular political climate

""" This one's a bit harder to swallow and maybe shouldn't be displayed proudly on the overhead display in the platform engineering department """ --- HR my lecture on indirection was taken a bit to hard by some of the juniors on my team +++ """ Please """ --- the stop sign I rolled on by

If any of you are ever stuck trying to teach a group of juniors distributed systems engineering, I've got a whole cast you can borrow. === """ A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down """ --- my mom, teaching me bisecting a search space by making me clean my room

Ok y'all, you may need to sit down for this. Touch something, your hand, your bum whatever [You sat down weirdo] Look at something at a distance Take a deep breath === When a sphere bumps nasties with a sphere the intersection is a ? === """ What is your mom on a plane there Trebek? """

On boundaries and their development: 1. Flow [begat] 2. Environment [begat] 3. Boundaries [gained] 4. Permeability [provides] 5. Control [requires] 6. Controller [writes] 7. Grammar [compiles] 8. Minimal viable organism [ships] #physics #philosophy #philsci #failfastfisix

""" num, num, num """ --- me, a moment ago, enjoying some dogfood #wanderland #building

""" Because that's where everyone is that we want to talk to """

""" use known queueing math on a 3‑channel hex Jackson‑like network to calculate a symmetry‑breaking utilization, then identify that as the electroweak threshold and extract [m_H / v]. """

Jacobson showed GR is thermodynamic bookkeeping. Friederich just showed gauge structure is descriptive accounting. Barandes showed quantum mechanics is stochastic processes with an indivisibility constraint Discovering neurodivergence showed me it's all just boundaries and how we protect them

The universe is a locally routed computation whose fundamental ops are crossings of Planck-area boundaries; gauge fields are the routing protocol that keeps boundary accounts consistent

This seems like a lovely way to build things Simple component library Declarative designer Preview Sandbox Blinky things and stuff to click on #wanderland #programming #engineering Video: https://tech.lgbt/@graeme/116118286401347399

Dogfood ain't dogfood if you buy it from the shops... We're going to build the UI by building the UI, starting with the editor HTML, YAML, Markdown - whatevs, they're all trees Trees and web components is all a girl needs [and a preview button]

Oh my goodness One algorithm Just squeal Lovely #neovim #wanderland #squeallikeaPID

Almost 🪿 h2 -> h2 should cut a new section my dear Next pass though. Otherwise, how lovely is that #wanderland #neovim

Getting there... That outline view is lovely, and telescope gives me a built in preview for larger documents === Debugging a universe is infinitely simpler than debugging code... it's all in one place Poke created the contents, but I need to get it to rescan for new section markers. === """

""" that's pretty fucking cool """ --- me, just now === """ ooh, who just poked me? """ --- that section, just now, upon being poked by neovim #neovim #wanderland #orgmode #who

Awe... she had twins :) #neovim #wanderland

Hello there. #neovim #wanderland

I really, really wanted to like emacs I mostly just really, really liked org-mode Sorry dude, it was evil-mode anyways, you were just a container === """ welp """ --- me out for beers with emacs, suddenly putting my hands on my knees === So neovim has tree-sitter integrated huh?

""" YAML DAGs are cool and all but y'all ever tried just leaving shit out and seeing what happened? """ --- me, too lazy to write workflows any more, just leaving shit out and seeing what happens === """

Hello u{uid}. Where have you been my entire life? Definitely not making merge conflicts a thing <gestures rudely over there> those other guys worry about. #wanderland #hellouuid #newyearnewuuid #engineering

Oh. Oh Oh... Oh.. Oh.... [that'll do 🪿, that'll do] #engineering #jesuisuneana

Why hello dear [my old new me] #testdrivengenderdevelopment

Ooh... Me likey #engineering #programming #wanderland

""" it ain't all shitposts """ --- me, to my cat squeaks, explaining that occasionally the shitposts turn into specs === At some point last week we determined that Spencer-Brown's Laws of Form made for a lovely audit and IAM system +++

""" To be fair, it's a really good spec """ --- me, having consulted the universe on her spec === """ Nice spec, wanna divide """ --- me, having no luck understanding boundaries #physics #philosophy #notyouboundaries

It's just routing. It's always just been routing. #physics

""" hey yo guy... whacha got man? """ --- some guy, to a plug, as in a bathtub === """ yo, i gots all this stuff man. whacha want? """ --- some plug, to a guy, as on the street === The fine art of negotiation #engineering #bagsofnegotiatingskillz #httpsorsummin

🐷squeal squeal squeal🐷 [that's how you say it right?] When all you know is one algorithm and it's decomposed to squeal everything's just a roll in the mud #wanderland #programming #engineering #thislittlepiggy

When you only know one algorithm and you stare at it long enough, it starts to look like something else. [a hammer] [[a nail]] [[[an old friend]]] [[a coen]] [[[acorn]]] [[[[achoo]]]] [SQL] [[[[[SIGKOAN]]]]] #wanderland #engineering #programming #distributedsweaters

You don't need SAAS. You don't need the cloud. You just need the Coen brothers and to pay attention to when The Dude speaks. === """ Love is all you need """ --- jesus or summin [other Dude dude] """ The rug really holds the room together, everything else is like your opinion man """

It was a long way to go to get a button back, but it's a lovely little button. A little web component that's detected if a `task-{uuid}` string appears in the markdown, and indicator of a case to be viewed. So it can be :) Except the docs are remote and the cases are local.

🐌 Toodles y'all... it's Toodles 🐌 Toodles y'all... === Now 🐌s aren't all fun and games. Toodles puts on her 👷‍♀️ and gets down to business when she needs to +++ """ Tell them about your friends 🐌 """ --- me, to 🐌 === """

🐌 Toodles y'all... it's Toodles 🐌 Toodles y'all... === """ Toodles, now what are you doing all up in my neovim? """ --- me, after discovering Toodles all up in their neovim, with glee +++ """ That's fucking gleeful y'all """

Generates ASCII art via gradient descent

It was a long way to go but I finally figured out how to do to-do in react, I think... Well see when I get wired up This frontend shit is hard, I wasn't expecting nearly this much physics #reactiscoolbuthaveyoutriedcrossings #physics #letsgetphysical #webdev

Yo... snappy found a new home in neovim Publish PDFs straight from Wanderland nodes Or use a YAML fence as a manifest and compose a book section by section [and yes `- mastodon: " https://tech.lgbt/@graeme/115980236376137957"` is a valid section, shitposts as PDF filler content is my jam yo]

💜🩷 All you need is love - 👵🏻 [i missed this thing so much] #snippy

""" guess who's back? [back again] snippy's back [tell your friends] """ --- me, a moment ago, vaguely remembering the lyrics to an Em song I've been shitposting for a week === """ 🐌 Toodles y'all... it's Toodles 🐌 """ --- snippy, a moment ago, after her glorious resurrection === """

Note to self: When building cognitive prosthetics to support your own differently abled cognition, do not in fact chase the squirrel so far into the hole on a rebuild that you lose half your damned mind. Luckily, I'd externalized it to a place of loss before I started

""" what's all that about? """ --- you, upon viewing the images, wondering what all that's about === """ little bit of this, little bit of that """ --- me, upon being too tired to explain === """

""" Life is a boundary getting more efficient at the exchange, while maintaining output """ --- me, writing the apple of my eye poetry for Valentine's Day === """ Welp """ --- me, to no one in particular, announcing it was time to leave the dating pool #physics #biology #pooloflife #whopeed

Barandes just showed that the universe is non-Markovian. Anyone still confused why you can read velocity and position at the same time? Hint: how y'all going to prove how fast I was going from the photo radar image? #physics #harvard

In order for a new idea to spread, the conditions must be right === In order for a thought to form, the conditions must be right === In order for an experiment to succeed, the conditions must be right === Set your conditions, change the world #gonefishing

Astrocytes Astrocytes Astrocytes #neuroscience

Quantum mechanics: [For those of you that like your universe a bit more deterministic] The world keeps one append‑only log of every interaction. That log is your crossing table. It’s the only “state.”You can never read that log directly.

It's a long way to go for a requirements doc, but I think we've got it One table, append only Everything just depends on how you look at it #wanderland #crossings #engineering #physics #philosophy