#SkeetsAfterDark #BetweenTheSkeets

So nervous about my EPA test coming up 😵‍💫 I know I got the first half in the bag but the last half 😮‍💨 lawd

Umm... 🙃 is she okay?

Just found out my homegirl who already has 10 kids is pregnant with twins. Idk how she does it cuz OMG 😦 GET OFF HER!!

Wait, I didn't know 50 was a Cancer too 🤣 his pettiness makes sense now 😭🤙🏽♋️

Yes, just grab them by the neck 😄

Take her to see Christmas lights bro

OMGGGG😍🤤

So excited for next week, things are coming together 🙌🏽

That bottom row of clouds looks so interesting in front of the sun

Really?? COME EAT MY COO— *call drops*

Random sky pics I took recently 🏙🌙

Waiiiittt cuz I JUST saw a woman rip out her used (oversized and FULL) pad and wipe it on a man's face 😭😭 it was one of those interviews where they throw the balloons at someone and turn like they didn't do it 💀 she covered his face in her blood. Well deserved but so egregious lmaooo

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We listening to the same song??? Jon said fuck what Usher saying miss mamas do I have permission! May I! Tell me if you unsure before we go further! I stand with being about that consent life!

day #2 of Don’t nut December

The blessing I just received 🫠

Yes...and? 😅

I've really been an awfully good girl 😈

I need a middle of the pan hot cinnamon roll stat

That's insane because just a few weeks ago I heard it was $18 😶

All instruments, all crafts, all languages(including dead ones) All writing and art styles Holistic medicine and anatomy Geology, astronomy, and biology I'd never stop learning. Still trying to do this but...yk, time and money 😮‍💨

Me currently:

Changed my daughter's phone screen myself after just getting it fixed over and over... (maybe 8xs this year and we dont have insurance cuz its paid off) I am PISSSSSSEEEDDDD I've spent so much money and it's so easy to do 🫠 anyway...if you need your screen fixed I got you 😅 for the low too.

Coming soon … 🍭

I had such body dysmorphia when it came to my face that when this man told me my skin was flawless and I replied: "I use filters." He said: "I've seen you in person." 💀😭😭 Needless to say, that's over with 😂

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December

Post something random and you'll have an AMAZING December 🥰 (We gotta stop speaking negativity in the universe 😮‍💨)

‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ You cannot take care of others if you're not taking care of yourself! (For us ppl pleasers and providers) You're allowed time to rest, MAKE TIME! REST SHOULD BE A PRIORITY REST AND YOUR HEALTH ARE A NECESSITY! YOU ARE NOT LAZY IF YOU'RE RESTING.

🤣😂 this is so wrong but so right lol

Your next chapter starts when you stop editing the last one.

"I don't like boy pussy no way" 🤣🤣🤣 I miss Bernie man

"I thought it was my cholesterol medication, I swear I did" 🤣🤣🤣😂

Randomly got a vid on my fyp about what it's like to be in a coma and I went down a rabbit hole of people's experiences. New irrational fear unlocked 😅

He did...WUT? 😶

Convinced LED headlights were only created so the police could read license plates more easily 😒 they're THE WORST.

He's the only one with a working brain in that room because how is this so hard for them to grasp?

I got an ass so big like the sun. Hope you got a mile for a dick I wanna run. Slap it in my face, shove it down my throat. 😉

I'll take two plates and a shot of Henny 🤣

I think I do, but I'm told almost every single day that I in fact do not 😭

Last night I had an avocado, red onions and sweet potato chips for dinner. Tonight I'm having Chinese.

#TeamDeepThroat iktr

I learned bones first but I grew up playing all card games. My aunt is Seventh Day Adventist so we weren't allowed to play other games or watch TV from Friday until Saturday morning. (until we started arguing then we couldn't play anything at all lmaoo)

It's actually a Capricorn man