Maybe one year I’ll have a real romantic valentines 😔

Lmao ok scammer 😆

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Opened the wrong hidden content post and saw a dusty crusty cracka sucking peen. I'm annoyed now 😒

My issue is that I want to be rescued while fully understanding that no one is going to save me, so I’m just reluctantly pushing forward. I’m trying to get excited about pushing forward, but life is such a drag. 😪

Shiiiittt, he's been bald for so long idk if it's just a personal choice or necessity so he damn sure could have 🤣😂

Mine damn sure did 😀 tried for 2 months to get it just to find out my old job fucked me over 🫠🔫

Someone pointed out how the wardrobe and makeup for everyone in this film is so good none of us remembered that Delroy is bald 😭

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As badly as I need the help too, I'll just suffer in silence 🥲

Felt cute or whatever 🥰

Fucking hate it here 🥶 Bipolar ass weather 😒

Bought this dress and shoes like 2 years ago and never tried them on 😅 I'm glad they fit

Everyone on the new Brooke Rollins meal plan:

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"For every corny man there's a woman waiting to be a cob"

- this Jill Scott rollout >>>>>

Yes! Wasn't as bad as Sydneys but it was posted not too long after hers while everyone was still pissed about the jeans one. It was very intentional.

Wholeheartedly believe they canceled the new Blade movie because of how well Sinners did. They don't have the type of talent or ideas to compete

Love Meg but I'm still not going back after their Eugenics commercial they did right after Sydney 😒

He said I'm a walking intrusive thought 😄🤣

When I call my best friend while he's at work just so we can listen to his customers' conversations and laugh in real time 😄 I be testing his professionalism 💀

Can they promise instead of just threatening? Who I gotta double dog dare to do it???

Love when I find out karma is doing its job 😌 especially when it's someone I don't check on and I get a random update 😁

I WAS BOOOORRRRRNNN BY THE RIVER RIVER RIVER RI RI RI RI RI I WAS BORN BY THE RIVER I WAS SHAKING THAT ASS BENDIN OVER POPPIN PUSSY I WAS MAKIN THAT CASH

Ncletic, spelled Nclecta 😭😭

Never. I actually found out today that my little brother's fb page was deactivated and I wanted to cry. I can't go back and look at all our old messages 😔

My bed, the woods, or a cemetery

Sitting on a porch during a warm summer rain

No. There is an illusion of free will though

The heartbeat of someone I love while lying on their chest ATM cash out 😄

Extreme heat I'm allergic to the cold 😭 breaking out in hives is way worse than sweating a bit

Home fries/Hashbrowns patties or rounds Shrimp/fish and grits Eggs and bacon Avocado toast Fruit

I love having an amazing soul & looking amazing! The combo eats on every level 🥰

If mine didn't perm my hair I'd probably be a lot more mentally stable at least😄🤣

That “we getting fucked tonight” song sounds like horror movie music in the club when you’re around actual niggas 😭😭😭

Earthy: Palo Santo, sandalwood, vanilla cashmere, goat's milk, firewood, incense. Rich and deep yet subtle scents. Not overpowering, but lingering and unforgettable (so I've heard)

When you express yourself and instead of just a plain apology, there's an immediate change in behavior to make sure that doesn't happen again>>> And this Non sexual turnon:

Now that I'm thinking of that brewery I went to, I have A MIGHTY NEED for their Woodford Reserve Mule 😩 BEST drink I've ever had

a non sexual turn-on: “I just wanted to hear your voice” 🥰🤭

Red stripe, Blue Moon, Modelo, some IPAs (not a huge fan), Bud Light Platinum if idgaf and wanna get drunk for cheap. There are some REALLY good artisan beers, they don't all taste like piss water (platinum does but not as bad as the rest 😄)

This Playlist I found is soooo 🔥🔥 but there's no song names or artists listed and most of the songs won't Shazam 🥲

They need directions there or...? Cuz PLEASE!!! 😩🇨🇦

Your smile 😍😍😍 Gorgeous ✨️

Buttknuckle 🤣🤣🤣

She deserves another show 😆 she made reality TV fun

Friends Beach Marriage (yea ight 🤣)