Taken at 4:15 on 75 by 190 today. Car on fire in the southbound, left lane on 75. #Dallas #Richardson

Always come prepared for insurance conventions 📋✔️✔️

Maybe I should’ve made her stop biting me instead of taking a selfie

Been awhile since I added to my collection but I finally treated myself to this beauty. I have about 30 in the queue that I’ve sorted based on quality/cost/want & this one beat out the others in my home-display-casting-call for this round 🥰

Awwwww The boy has accepted her. It only took 5 months, but LOOK at THEM 🥰😻😻

Gob: We were just teaching the young fellow a lesson (chaos ensues) Actor: And that’s why you don’t teach lessons to your son Sr: Don’t make the same mistake I did, you know - teaching lessons Jr: So you taught me a lesson not to teach lessons Sr: It was my last lesson (I lose it)

One example of how to connect with teenage daughters 🙃 #LoveIsland

Adding lyrics and visual-motion to this one, but the motion may be too much. I’m not sure from my perspective. LMK? I’m also not sure that many know how socially intelligent Kurt Cobain was. His lyrics may seem inane, but they were far from, even when he didn’t realize it. 🎥⚠️ Motion Sickness

So much sugar on this counter 🥰

I can’t tell you how much I love this guy. He’s not just any extra; he’s the cutest extra that ever lived! #TheMachinist #IdBeExcitedToo #NextToChristianBale #HoldTheDMVPapersLikeAPro

Back on my bullsh😑 Kix “Don’t Close Your Eyes” stills Gotta a lil emotional bc my dad ❤️d this song & since __, it really connects. He called a few days prior. I asked him to please try to hold on, to see the dr. But ultimately he made his choice & I’ll never blame him for it. I just really miss him💔

In case anyone missed Muse in the News this morning, beware of wind when paragliding 🙃 #theticket

This is what the last drop looks like from an epiglottis’ pov in case anyone even cares

Sometimes you need a Tool to make the pieces fit. Way to hammer it home meme-creators 🙌

That’s it. I’ve had it. AI needs to be stopped

Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers who gave their best 🫶❤️ I uploaded my mom’s high school pic in MyHeritage outta curiosity. Tho I’m a little frightened by the eyes not quite matching with reality’s physical law, I’m delighted in today’s technology to gift a mobile glimpse into the past 🤩😍

That is a female carpenter bee and (of course) is the one with the stinger, not the male. Plus, this type of bee can sting (painful btw) multiple times if she feels threatened. If you notice any holes in the wood, she could have her nest there. Fret not, however, so long as you play by her rules.

I am outside doing nothing illegal and suddenly a dark, little entity scurried swiftly across my view and into the dirt/grass. I immediately catapulted into action demanding to know what creature it could be (I fear roaches,) and insisted it to be a frog. Behold! It’s a frog. Peace is restored.

Always love seeing this recreation of the album cover circulate Notable reference is that Steele wrote “Bloody Kisses (A Death in the Family)" about the death of his cat, Venus 🫶

Legendary Cloris Leachman would have been 99 today. Her knack to blend comedy with drama and intrinsic topics was superlative. There’s not enough space or time to go through her catalogue, so here are a few Malcom in the Middle clips since I’ve been rewatching them to lull me to sleep lately 😁

I’m afraid we’ve all forgotten the “Do it. Bacardi and Cola. Do it,” foundation, so here’s your reminder. Listen to the wordsmith range in the audio from this collaged Starsky and Hutch clip. Do it. Do it. Do it.

Ok now, I’m starting to think that YouTube’s algorithm is just being mean at this point.

You're in her DMs. I'm a mysterious moth-like creature who haunted Point Pleasant, West Virginia during the late 60s, culminating in the collapse of the Silver Bridge on December 15, 1967. We're both bad omens; we're sort of the same.

What is the point of compact-car parking spaces other than doubling them up to serve as jerk-canoe parking? There’s always a lot of empty spaces here simply bc non-compact vehs use them. Technically, they’d increase parking availability if they removed compact & changed to fewer, larger spaces.

This thumbnail that was auto-selected from my Alien Ant Farm “Flesh and Bone” 🎶appreciation felt like it matched the song but didn’t know why. 1st image (thumbnail) is 2 mirrored images: 1 of me facing inward & other of me facing outward. I overlayed alien & ant images. It creates an AlienAnt 😲

A tale of kitty and beer: Life imitates art as art imitates life in this story of curiosity and consequence. #alttextstories

Anyone ever drink & feel “epiphanies” & think to yourself how you’ve gotta make sure you remember it so you make notes on your phone thinking how awesome it is, then the next day when your head’s pounding & you’re questioning “wtf’’d I do last night” so you check your notes just to find gibberish?

Truth

Thinking about the time I was a peptides representative and couldn’t make a single sale.*alt Must’ve been the product 🤷‍♀️

The moon, the night of the snake visit. Hazy with a dash of lens-glare which I’m calling a UFO bc I like to feel I’m surrounded by life, earthly or not. I’ve included alt text to further describe the photo even though I had plenty of room to do so in this post. #alttext 😘🌕🐍🛸👽🥰

One side effect of being alone for long periods of time is listening to Cracker 🎶 with critters on the patio under a full moon 🌕 and noticing the critter is singing along 🤪

Adding photo enhancements can really aid in a picture’s delivery. This bitch. God, I love her tenacity 😍

This is 💯 too much info but I don’t care bc it’s badass af My kitten (5 months) jumps in my lap every loo session Sometimes it’s sweet-mode. Sometimes it’s attack-mode. But (tears in my eyes to the gloriousness🙃) isn’t this just the bee’s knees of life’s little things? (Paper on floor is her fault)

In honor of Kurt Cobain week and his remarkable gift of delivering the bleakest realities of our world in such upbeat fashions, here is my tribute from when I 1st started playing with video editing as I engaged in both cardio and alcoholism simultaneously 🎶🤪 The dog is a bonus 🐾 ruff ruff

Post a dog

I’m not religious, but I believe in the Holy Trinity.

This may cause her to question everything. Is life an illusion? Would there be no real consequence if I cause absolute chaos because nothing is real? These are thoughts I think exist but will never know for sure. 🙃💫☪️

Robert Wolf on Fox News: "This big beautiful economy that actually was rolling pretty good with jobs and inflation coming down feels more like the Game of Thrones red wedding. I mean, it's not going well."

Those small businesses who have EIDL loans with the government, which were approved to survive the economic hits from COVID, do they still owe the government money back if the tariffs they instituted crash their businesses?

School’s legal council reiterated the exact case I used in my initial contact, which I stated neither criteria met protocol. I asked for proof of “reasonable search” & was sent the most generic jpeg in the history of generics. And they justified 2 men alone bc it’s not required to have a F present.

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 My 15 yr old (F) was pulled out of class due to an anonymous report she was vaping (she wasn’t) & 2 men searched her body in a room had her pull up back of her bra. No women present or a parent notified. No man, shit, nobody should put a child in that situation especially over a gd vape

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

The obligatory “cat in the box” strikes again

“How are the girls,” you ask? Oh they’re fine. See. All is g…uh-oh

Rough (didn’t know I had one) crowd Btw, I never claimed to be dancing. Nor have I ever had an answer to: “TF goin on with my feed bro?” *Or* “TF you doing?” If cornered for an answer, my response is always, “🤷‍♀️”

Taking the original, accidental image-duplications & running with them in my 🎶 appreciation 📹📹 Most of the art I choose are of women, so I can imagine buying puzzles with colors and layouts like these thumbnails, but with other women (not of myself, though one would think so by my posts lol)

A little bday gathering 🫶🏽 @redheadjen.bsky.social @circuitouslife.bsky.social @cooperearljones.bsky.social @onnamatopoeia.bsky.social @zymaamyz.bsky.social @pseudonic.bsky.social @di-atribe.bsky.social @stacieshack.bsky.social @bigpoppa-brian.bsky.social @aguirre1610.bsky.social

McFly’s “Five Colours in Her Hair” karaoke join 🤝🎶 example I am not being humble by any means. I am a BAD singer. Can’t hold a tune and pitch is very “y” (pitchy 🙃) But love to have fun. Put on my multi-color wig to join this one 🎤 🌈

I haven’t karaoke’d on Smule in months, so to get this notification today of a mutual’s profile update tagging me 1st (hell yeah 🤘🎶) felt pretty good 😃

He had enough of her bullsh 🐈