Left or Right

Anyone know any good mechanics in DFW? Because…. like what??!! These dealerships have lost their minds.

Me looking online at a car for the twins: Oh this one is super cheap! Me test driving the car: Ew this car is super cheap.

Over on the Tik Tok there is a woman calling Churches around America asking for 1 can of formula to feed her starving baby. The amount of No’s she is getting is astounding. What’s more baffling is the amount of people in the comments saying things like “what does she expect the church to do”!

If there is ever an emergency… please for the love of god do not text “call me it’s an emergency”. Text allllll the details!!!!

Busy, cold night at Stonehenge as we move the stones backwards an hour...

The neighborhood kids seem unhappy with the soy sauce packets I’m handing out.

When its a HOLIDAY but I still gotta work and pretend to be professional.

I can’t even with these band pick up times! On a MONDAY!!!

Life will find a way.

Apple Cider= Thanksgiving Egg Nog = Christmas You know it’s true.

I need someone else to watch The Substance with Demi Moore because my therapist can’t get me in today.

As a working mom no one ever prepares you for the amount of times you have to apologize to your kids for having a job and apologize to job for having kids. A lot of times in the same day.

I mean… what is even happening?!?!

I am deceased

Well it is....... half off. I'm sorry and you're welcome

I think we’ve still got some time before AI takes over. Unless of course this apparel is actually geared towards bilateral amputees and its showing up in my feed because it’s trying to prepare me for a hard future.

John Oliver: "If ICE can bother some guys at a roofing job, bystanders can bother ICE at their state-sanctioned kidnapping job."

Well fuck me.

Actions matter a lot more than words.

I feel like the PTSD from past relationships isn’t talked about enough.

Remember. The point isn't truth. It's fatigue.

Water: I am the source of all life Also Water: I WILL RUIN YOUR HOUSE

Ma’am I fear you have white woman’d too close to the sun…don’t do this!

Heading off into a moody forest, don’t wait up.

Why does everything I buy need a review??? It’s sad we can’t just trust a product anymore.

He’s all moved in! I may have to stay. #universityoforegon

The chaos is the point.

Nobody in the world, nobody in history, has ever gotten their freedom by appealing to the moral sense of the people who were oppressing them. - Assata Shakur Pic of the day #photography

It’s University of Oregon move in time.

107 today, even my sunflower has had enough.

6 months ago.I had a patient with a BP of 162/101. This is a constant thing with him and he gets my constant spill about risk of heart attack and stroke. This time he says “If I die I die.” I said “That’s best case scenario. You could end up in a wheelchair having someone else feed and change you.”

I’m calling into work tomorrow I took Tylenol and now I’ve got the Autism.

The 4th Little Pig’s house was made of wolf skulls… it wasn’t sturdy, but it sent a message.

When you're in sensory overload and nobody will leave you alone... murder is okay.

They don’t have the power to do what they’re threatening on a grand scale. But they want us to think they do.

"When the rich rob the poor, the rich call it 'business'. When the poor fight back, the rich call it 'violence’.”

I’m in the market for a new car. My main priority is quality. I would drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile if I never had to take it to the shop. But the bougie in me keeps eyeballing these fancy cars out here.

Texts from my teen.

Are we throwing away iPhone boxes or do we need them for proof of purchase or some other reason I’m unaware of?

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.

Not once have I met a doctor's receptionist that I believed wanted me to live another day

Now days whenever someone is rude I assume they are on the spectrum.

The brilliant idea our HOA comes up with on how to spend our money. Oh you want to somehow spend our money on things the community does already?!?!