When treason flounders, none dare set the political precedent of calling it treason

Castaways Book Three has finished the first editing pass! We're moving on to line edits and things are good. Editor liked it a lot (and it's his job to tell me when he doesn't like something), so that's a good sign. I need to revise the climax a lil' bit, reminding me of how awesome editors are.

these are both still available to be claimed! The sooner you claim one, the sooner i can get it done and sent out before the holiday season shakes everything up!

Are you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?! my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we go over a new hot new deck toads been tinkering with. It’s a bit odd but def has potential! Check it out! Like & subscribe! youtu.be/GGmZETFM0vA?...

Hey y’all! Another special offer! I have a FOIL Lightning Bolt & a FOIL Disenchant ready to be altered For only 80$ you can claim one of these now. These sort of foil alters of mine usually go for 120$ so this is a great deal! Who doesn’t want a FOIL full art of one of magics most iconic cards?!

I do not want to hear about Bill Clinton getting his dick sucked off unless it is getting sucked off by a shop-vac because that would be pretty funny

Hey y’all! My alter commissions are open! Want a card like you see below? DM me!

Rough day for me. Really did not expect the Epstein files to implicate Ligma

Always thinking of you, ya freaks

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

White House Press Release: The October jobs report is so good we can't release it because it would make other countries jealous

SHARKS VS SHRIMPS?!? my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we have a gameplay video where Toad plays some new decks they’ve been brewing & I play some of our classics Check it out! Like & subscribe! youtu.be/TSodZg0b6rs?...

So Sheoldred is a bug And shrimps is bugs #MTG #MTGart #MagicTheGathering #Sheoldred

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Recently acquired some paint markers and gave my first pass at a token alter! I love these little robots.

HOW TO BREW IN VALUE VINTAGE?!? my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we’re joined by Doot from @valuevintage.bsky.social as we discuss how to approach deck brewing in Value Vintage! Check it out! youtu.be/i6SgJkYrNQA?...

You heard me

Trickle-down economics was a scam. I propose tickle-down economics, where workers are allowed to tickle shareholders until they receive a living wage

DOOMSDAY?! in Value Vintage? my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we go over a new deck Toad cooked up using one of #MTG 's most challenging cards! Check it out! Like, Subscribe, & leave a comment! They really help! youtu.be/WyNB8QhAuFU?...

Oh, you like baseball huh? Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.

Victor Frankenstein: I reanimated a dead body and he doesn't like me :( Herbert West: You get used to it

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

SNAP benefits going unpaid is going to kill people. And that is an intended consequence, not an accident.

there is no infrastructure that can be built up in a few days’ time to replace SNAP and you all simply must let that sink in, fast

Food is a human right regardless of who someone voted for and especially regardless of who their PARENTS voted for and a lot of y’all are scaring the shit out of me. I got a lot of the same when I said no one deserves measles, too, and the way this country thirsts for punishment is just very bad!

I've been thinking about Matt Furie a lot during this period of political frog realignment, so I made this comic dedicated to him.

Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.

To celebrate asexual week I'm just gonna point out that it's really gross, weird, and offputting to me as an asexual that so many people think it's a huge insult to call Republicans (often married with kids) unfuckable. It's like making fun of Elon or Bezos for being poor. Get a new talking point.

Tuesday again? No problem my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we have a gameplay episode where we play some new & recently updated decks! Check it out! Like, Subscribe, & leave a comment! They really help! youtu.be/kob1VLEl5cE?...

The system designed to "regulate safe carry practices" is regularly and repeatedly used to punish those trying to follow the rules and the law. Y'all should be angrier about this. This shit is only going to get worse from here. And it's the tip of a horrifying spear. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6yh...

I love Warm Hamster Forty Thousand

Ask a magic player "what do you play" 60 card player: Pauper, Value Vintage, Modern, sometimes legacy on mtgo, I'm getting into premodern but haven't found a local place to play yet... 100 card player: Not blue

The left: always correct—uncomfortably early for everyone else Everyone else: “now that we agree with the left, the left needs to compromise to accommodate us”

Peep the new creator tag thanks to @moxfield.com 👀 Been doing a ton of value vintage stuff recently (though a lot of the decks are under @toadbrews.bsky.social account for now) & maybe this will help people see more of our sick decks Also Toad & I have been talking… Written primers coming soon 👀

catching up on alter commissions... knocked out this absolutely sick Yargle for the delightful @thedeliciousgod.bsky.social this was a really fun piece that I'm really proud of! what do y'all think? Like & share!

You can tell that conservatives don't actually believe the people in the Young Republicans group chat are kids because they aren't trying to fuck them

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Tuesday again? No problem my buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent Value Vintage video just dropped! This week we revisit one of our early lists, one were still asked about to this day...LANTERN Check it out! Like, Subscribe, & leave a comment! They really help! youtu.be/v_6xxXHzrBU?...

So, people are pretty mad about secret lairs. Sold out too fast. Probably went to scalpers. Terrible customer experience all around. Just like the last ten drops. Oh well! I bet you'll totally get what you want next time! No reason to boycott!

Whenever someone with super loud exhaust pipes parks near you, go over and tell them you know times are hard but you can spare a few dollars to help them fix their muffler. Yelling at them and calling them an idiot makes them smug but showing them pity will actually piss them off

A SECOND VIDEO HAS BROKE 100 VIEWS i cannot begin to explain how cool it is to see a format @toadbrews.bsky.social & i really enjoy getting more attention, let alone that now TWO of our videos about it broke 100 views. hell yea want to get into value vintage? check below! youtu.be/gOZeMZ_3gss?...

Finally, a day where the Sun is not trying to murder me!

Have you played Value Vintage? My buddy @toadbrews.bsky.social & i’s most recent video just dropped! Today we’re talking about 2 new decks featuring new-ish cards that we’ve been finding a ton of fun to play! Check it out! Like, Subscribe, & comment! They really help youtu.be/XiS23LXJR-s?...

i need y'all to really contend with the fact that there's people in their 30's who have only ever had the options of "trump or not trump" in presidential elections

I legitimately think the world would be a better place if most people replaced their tv with a bird feeder

If you're in Illinois and facing criminal charges from protesting ICE, or if you were attacked by ICE or law enforcement supporting them, I might be able to represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected]. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

Fuck it we ball... Aka I will give away a third set of @quivertime.com Nexuseseses to someone who reposts the following thread and tags a friend. Literally no donation needed, just help me get eyes on this during my final week

Trump is threatening to shut down the government? His government? The government that is doing everything he wants regardless of the legality, ethicality, or morality of his demands? Wow what a threat Donny. Shut 'er the fuck down, see if we give a shit

When they send out the surveys about your experience at the con please make some noise about this, the gathering should be safe for everyone

Another post this MISSING painted AP is a Nyxborn Unicorn AP with a Rainbow Signature. If you see it or hear about it please return it. I really appreciate the folks who have reposted and shared and a big thanks to the folks who have stopped by to give me support ❤️