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having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood

gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all

There were like 10 touchdowns in the puppy bowl this shit is mad boring

coconut water tastes like sweat— and here's why that's okay

ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family https://theonion.com/ice-agent-scores-easy-win-by-deporting-own-family/

I want a girl with a short skirt and straaiiighhtttt jacket

Partially devastated public toilet

white people be like Fuck ALL the way off

REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”

RIP Dr. Michael Parenti

Just ordered tickets for Takuya Nakamura ft Dev/Null in Cambridge 🔥

People are grocery shopping who have never shopped before

Trader Joe ordering a white label product: what do you have with dark chocolate peanut butter bourbon vanilla and oats

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

The only good thing about all this is that it has brought to my attention that the Greenland flag frickin’ rules. #Erfalasorput

ergonomics volume 2 out now -> soundcloud.com/eric_io/ergo...

Planning on having a few small beers tonight

oomf sent me such an insane original song im blown away

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leftist plan to increase the birthrate: - universal health care - free child care - better paid family leave - better workforce protections so they can't lay you off while you're pregnant and be like "no it was for something else i swear" ok i did it www.npr.org/2026/01/12/n...

Being 30 means you can buy computer engineering for babies in bulk for your friends

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Just saw a miller lite ad where Christopher walken encourages a guy in a bar to hit on a girl by giving her a miller lite

one hour of jungle / drum n bass, check it out! soundcloud.com/eric_io/ergo... #jungle #dnb #breakcore #junglist

Fofana against Genoa #acmilan #milan

New: we've obtained material explaining how an ICE surveillance system, called Webloc, works. Draw shape on a map, see all phones available there, follow them home. All without warrant “This is a very dangerous tool in the hands of an out-of-control agency.” www.404media.co/inside-ices-...

After the assassination of Melissa Hortman it’s not hard to understand why a woman in Minnesota would be afraid of a man in a mask who says he’s a cop.

I love my girlfriend

What the hell, sure

Is it too late to take today off

My fat ass thought this was a golden retriever puppy

If you really want to be a Heritage American© you need to get lead poisoning, coal lung, and neurosyphilis

Getting into tradwife culture (taking happy pills and burning dinner)

A couple pics of the gulf sun. I can’t imagine a better backdrop to listen to your southern family talk about politics

Getting a masters in retail management with a concentration in making the baskets fucked up in a way that you don’t notice until you’re 30 seconds into the store and it’s too late to go back for a different one

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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

Forza Pulisic forza Milan 🔴

Messaging app icons must be blue or green

I’m still grapplin youtu.be/EllglEuFQkY

Producer named Kief Haring

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Th beagles

[untitled] friday Working on organizing my jungle stuff into a project - untitled.stream/library/proj...

oc that i've had for like 2 years #illustration #originalcharacter

OKT #splatoon #splatoon3

runnin' and gunnin'