Practicing some under desk techniques and maneuvers for my bf while I’m on furlough this holiday season 🧎‍♂️

It’s important to get stretched more as you get older 🙂‍↕️

Me and who?

Put it in me couch

One of those mornings where I wake up wanting to use someone’s face and hole the way I usually like someone using my face and hole 😮‍💨

Does a bitch who’s never been skinny still experience twink death? Much 2 think about…

Resippy for bedtime is warm milk, a medium boring YouTube video, and a hot load in my hole… and brother my microwave is already set to 45 seconds 😏

Phos

In dreams #Mother3 #Earthbound

I have since learned that this is not the correct way to sit on a computer chair❗️

Gays be like “is this a Halloween costume”

Is it cool if I sit here? ☺️

*rusty hinge and porcelain breaking sounds*

絵

I judge.

Is there an audience for this

I can be wet OR dry but not both at the same time. Yet. Is this ok for a first post