Me, sending Boo to steal a star in Mario Party:

First bsky and now tumblr… not a great week to be a terminally online homosecksuelle… #MyWebsites

Cool S-uicune

It’s like a fidget toy for horny dads 🍑✨

You’re either watching birds with me, or watching birds against me… or mayhaps some other third thing 🤔❓

shuttle dog the dogg with the shuttle on em

Y’all’s daily reminder

Kristi Noem's husband while she was out back shooting their dog

The differences with DLSS5 need to be addressed.

Mayhaps the AYCE hotpot place was redundant, since I got all the meat he could eat right here 👹

Man I wish

If you see this post, do it🫡 Pronouns: he/him Height: 5’ 7.25", 1,70815m Shoe: 41 EU, 8 US, 7.5 UK Zodiac: Virgo Smoke: Nop Tattoos: 5 Piercings: None Favourite drink: Mojito

Bf asked me for a pic of me in the thong he got me and I’m like babe I swear I’m wearing it

Me waiting for my husband to come home from not existing 😩 damn Verizon outage…

Final Fantasy X-2 (2003)

See a butt, post a butt

My annual whore’o scope said this was going to be a year of great growth and I was like oh my gainer ex is gonna LOVE this 🤣

new year, new me(n inside me)

Travesty that it’s so difficult to get this pussy wrecked on the reg… the economy is in shambles…

Practicing some under desk techniques and maneuvers for my bf while I’m on furlough this holiday season 🧎‍♂️

It’s important to get stretched more as you get older 🙂‍↕️

Me and who?

Put it in me couch

One of those mornings where I wake up wanting to use someone’s face and hole the way I usually like someone using my face and hole 😮‍💨

Does a bitch who’s never been skinny still experience twink death? Much 2 think about…

Resippy for bedtime is warm milk, a medium boring YouTube video, and a hot load in my hole… and brother my microwave is already set to 45 seconds 😏

Phos

In dreams #Mother3 #Earthbound

I have since learned that this is not the correct way to sit on a computer chair❗️

Gays be like “is this a Halloween costume”

Is it cool if I sit here? ☺️

*rusty hinge and porcelain breaking sounds*

絵

I judge.

Is there an audience for this

I can be wet OR dry but not both at the same time. Yet. Is this ok for a first post