my Peele number is now 1°

I need you to know how close I came to talking to John Cena today.

GOOD MORNING BALTIMORE

only had time for 1 day of PAX this year but I think it's worth the trip. tomorrow I'm gigging in Jersey City. if you're in the area, let's do dinner after 6!

just listened to despacito on repeat for 45 minutes AMA

today I'm puppers coded row 3300 #paxu

everyone at PAX Unplugged needs to watch out because I've holstered a cockney thug accent and I'm liberal in its usage today

PAX Unplugged Saturday Jersey City 🤮 Sunday Let's hang out!!!

US Congress voted 285–98 to condemn "socialism." 88 Democrats joined Republicans, including Hakeem Jeffries. What they mean by socialism is your access to healthcare, housing, safety regulations, and anything that benefits you instead of the oligarchy. There has been no vote to condemn fascism. #3E

before washing up in a public restroom you have to let a robot jizz into your hand

game design 101

Reporter: “Are you affirming that you think Trump is a fascist?” Trump: “That’s ok, you can just say it.” Mamdani: “Yes.”

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

Having a live auction up on my third screen is changing the way I work. The man talks so fast, it makes me feel like I need to work faster.

Also some more techy positions hiring: Lead/Senior Full Stack AI Engineer smrtr.io/vP2h3 Senior Quality Assurance Engineer smrtr.io/vP2hJ Senior Full Stack AI PLG Engineer smrtr.io/vP2jr

Any customer support folks looking for a job? The company I work for is hiring! (The US one is ideally in the Boston area but it'd be easy to make an argument for talent nation-wide) (US) Tier 1 Customer Support Specialist smrtr.io/vP2n2 (EU) Tier 1 Customer Support Specialist smrtr.io/vP2pM

Just to review, in the last week the President of the United States: - Refused to condemn the rise of Neo-Nazis in his party - Tried to block the release of further evidence he sexually abused children - Encouraged the execution of Congressional Democrats Those are just factual statements.

Rep Al Green from Texas is reintroducing articles of Impeachment against the criminal Donald Trump. Green tried earlier this year but all other reps were too chickenshit to back him. Support him this time. Call your reps & tell them to join him. #3E #EndImpunity

...people still used SAMMI after the last two fiascos that took place in that community?

yeah, i'm a fan of the movie where an oscar nominee who portrayed a pivotal figure in mid-20th century science has to restart the sun

Women are watching abusive dynamics play out on the national stage and for many it feels very, very familiar to what they’ve experienced regularly— I hope midterms are a referendum

White lasagna. Carrots, leeks, onion, carnival squash with mozzarella and basil/oregano doused white sauce Nik made from scratch.

what if I told you we were doing Cooking With Heat on a Monday for the first time in like 4 months twitch.tv/elliface

math textbook covers for some reason:

CNN: Trump in Epstein files NBC: Trump in Epstein files ABC: Trump in Epstein files FOX:

This cannot happen again. Prosecution of the current regime has to be a centerpiece of the next democratic administration. Anything less is criminal.

Bro, this is an average GDQ hangout. You're not special.

slowly working on making momhaus fresh and liveable again. priming the kitchen today. next weekend, priming the red living room walls, and possibly a bedroom. then, cabinets? flooring? bathroom remodel? 🤷‍♀️ who wants to live near Nik and Elli? 🥰

wishing @lisentia.bsky.social a happy Halloween, right on schedule

Diz hates having her photo taken

stream Postcard redemption

@elliface.com Does this tissue mean anything to you?

Lady Piermont is desperate for the D after all!

Lemme tell ya about my Advanced Western Prong

Fact-check: true 😕

Exposing the Epstein Network is not going to be politically convenient. If your interest in unravelling a child rape network is to only take down Trump, you aren't interested in justice. Sure it can take him down, but you must adult up; accept it'll take down some of your favourite politicians too.

I don’t care how game breaking it is, every video game should let me co-op play with a buddy

Trump spent hours and hours alone with a female child inside a sex trafficker's home who trafficked little girls for sex. Let it bake in your mind. It's a fact that was emailed by the sex trafficker "Epstein" 5 years before Trump became President the first time. 5 years, so this isn't politics folks

Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob is not illegal. However, Putin owning photos of these acts and using them as Kompromat and blackmail as implied in the Epstein emails is a national security catastrophe. As well as both being part of the Epstein rape trafficking network.

Priorities.

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in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...

a “Space Force”, if you will

Beets by bread™️

In times of political strife, I make bread. I used a beet. Piper isn't sure.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.