Never explain yourself to people committed to misunderstanding you.

I'm not in the market for a mirror, but this is my favorite FB Marketplace listing The description: "good for looking at stuff, low mileage. works as good a as mirror should. selling because i’ve seen enough."

Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure? Me: I can do the Bowie part, but I don't have the upper range to sing the Freddie part. tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay...

We heard you like N+1s, so we put an N+1 in your N+1 so you could N+1 while you N+1.

Coulda told you not to fuck with Big Opera and Big Ballet

Really wild that they brought in Jackie Daytona to announce the Oscars

Hi everyone! My name is Andrea LaFlamme and I'm running to unseat Susan Collins in the US Senate. I'm a feminist public health professor and the ONLY candidate in this race who has worked in education, municipal health, and as an elected union leader. (1/2)

Here is my next bot. His name is RabbiBot, and his purpose is to answer Talmud questions and, to, in a general sense, help teach about the cultural and religious intellectual traditions of Judaism. Please use and enjoy at your leisure. discord.com/oauth2/autho...

Horrifying and also as predicted. This is genocidal shit. The only hospital in Tennessee that offered this kind of care. www.them.us/story/vander...

schools are never valid military targets, on or off base if someone bombed a DoD school in Okinawa and killed a bunch of American 4th graders, that would be a war crime. The murder of Iranian schoolchildren is a war crime.

Egg on FIFA’s face, amirite?

In spy shows, the agent always hands the subject a cellphone saying “I’ll call you and you will answer” But the agent never gives them a charger.

*batman voice* do you have any cough drops

I _adore_ when internet tough guys say that their argument is correct “because it is” This is the laziest form of debate and shows MAGA levels of comprehension

As the guy who wrote the book on zoning abolition, I'd like to go on record as saying: if you can use zoning to stop the concentration camps, fucking go for it.

So NJ lawmakers wrote a bill to rein in ICE. And this is what they called it. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/n...

Wow.

Too often when discussing trans rights, we’re forced to be on the defensive, as Republicans wage attacks. Today, we take the opportunity to look forward by introducing my Trans Bill of Rights, a comprehensive vision to provide protections for all trans and nonbinary people.

Fuck cancer

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show. (Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

Iconic moment as he says "God Bless América" and then names every country in South, Central, and North america in order For the rest of the hemisphere, América doesn't mean the U.S. It means evveeerrybody

This song "Yo Perreo Sola" is an anthem about women's right to throw ass in the club without men creeping on them

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

[FOX Sports] THE Seahawks ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!!! 🏆 twitter.com/NFLonFOX/sta...

Back to back BRUTAL Super Bowls for Drakes

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

High and tight. Solid fundamentals.

Stop saying the American Idiot album came out 21 years ago and that Billie Joe Armstrong is 53. You're lying. It was just a few years ago. Please.

Must-watch: A powerful performance of a pro-immigrant Shakespeare speech by Sir Ian McKellen on Colbert's show; it resonates powerfully today. "This is the strangers' case; And this your mountainish inhumanity." [kottke.org]

This video is SO GOOD

It was unclear if Mr. Hirohito was aware that the planes he had sent towards Hawaii carried bombs.

How do you get a bikini on a manatee?

I wish there was a way I could wear my Apple Watch to sleep but NOT have it vibrate for my alarm. I like the health data from my sleep but hate trying to stop the alarm in my dreams every time.

I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio. Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3. Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

It's not quite the most pressing issue at the moment, but the American people absolutely have a right to know the names of the federal officials who shot and killed a man peacefully protesting, who was on his knees, prone in the street when they shot him in the back.

White Americans are learning once again that the *only* thing that has ever made you safe from fascism is being willing to sacrifice non-white people. That is your contract with white supremacy. "Give us someone else so it won't be you."

People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.