This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

Mmmhmm. C’mere.

don't call me I'm at the gay bar starting a nuclear war

Theres a certain something about troubleshooting plumbing issues with your drains while the neighbour plays the best of Queen at an excessive volume

Comfort rewatching Elementary while I crossstitch, up to first Ms Hudson appearance, and if professional muse was an actual career path, I'd like to be on it.

I think a BIG reason that adults don't learn other languages is because you have to go through a period where you have the intelligence of an adult but can only speak like a child in that language. It's humbling. It can be humiliating, BUT only if you're terrified to come across as stupid.

Honestly, what I've learned over time is that in order to truly be intelligent, you HAVE to be humble. You have to be able to admit you don't know something before you can learn it. I hate that modern schooling teaches us to be embarrassed for not knowing something.

when we talk about censorship of sex and sexuality, I'll be honest, this is the kind of thing that keeps me up at night above even my own work being blacklisted. at best right now we've got "it's okay if it's in an educational context" but who decides that, and how

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

So anyway, turns out plasma in menstrual blood can completely heal wounds in 24 hours. hudson.org.au/news/womb-to...

(loudly whipping you over and over with a flogger) sorry, i'm stimming

Sure. I might be autistic but at least I don’t have a headache.

Things my coworkers dont believe I can do with my nails; -Laundry -Dish washing -Any household cleaning -Typing (literally my job) -Cooking

'Tylenol' is known in the civilised world as Paracetamol 2.4 million children born in Sweden between 1995 and 2019. Studied 186,000 children whose mothers were treated with paracetamol during pregnancy. news.ki.se/no-link-betw...

Shout out to the house near my work, which just has the trans flag flying on top of a full-size flag pole.

Not to make it all about trans people but hopefully all pf you flabbergasted by the Tylenol Autism news also recognize that this administration's anti-science mentality also applies to their stance on trans rights, including trans sports and trans youth healthcare. Science supports inclusion.

Today got me thinking about the way autism never really escaped the cultural idea it was the fault of mothers not mothering right.

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

"You should sit in meditation for 20 minutes a day, unless you’re too busy. Then you should sit for an hour." This is a skeet about "AI" rush-to-adoption FOMO.

“Louise was kind of the embodiment of the spirit of harm reduction,” @maiasz.bsky.social , the author of “Undoing Drugs” (2021) said in an interview. “The idea is that we need to care about people who use drugs, whether they use drugs or not.” 🚨"....WHETHER THEY USE DRUGS OR NOT"🚨

Now seems like a fun time to remind everyone that GWAR did an NPR Tiny Desk concert

I'm holding off posting on insta coz these are for a special occasion but look at how cool my nails are!

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

The South Korean army is full of K-pop idols doing their mandatory service. Can you imagine going into battle and realizing there’s an entire boy band against you? Blinded by the shine of their perfect teeth?

It’s as always very easy to be ”pragmatic” and ”open to compromise”with other people’s rights.

I just spent my afternoon in a beautiful plant filled sunroom eating cheese, homemade jams, chutneys, and fortified wines with older women and queers. It was lovely. Sometimes life is good

Cardi B's new album is everything I wanted from it so far. Opens strong, but I also love the more emotional interlude. I think her real, raw, and emotional songs are always grossly underrated.

someone should go pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up

I'm not really a doll person, but I might need this one

If you need a little joy in this fascist hellscape today, consider having a listen to the discography of one hit wonder Chumbawamba. It's full of fun harmonies, catchy melodies, and the dry dark bitter humour I associate with a certain kind of old British punk.

"Hey Matt, why should everyone be worried about the way that the government is pushing more and more AI into education and social platforms?" Because it becomes easier and easier for them to do stuff like this: removing and changing factual information that disagrees with their narrative

HACK. THE. PLANET.

My BF, after explaining why you shouldn't bring Taco Bell to an orgy: Taco Bell does... very unpredictable things to the human butthole. Me, completely bypassing any mental checks and balances before the words sprung from my mouth: Yeah, so do I.

I wish trans people could just live their lives without all this SHIT. I’m thinking of you all the time. Sending all my love.

Daily bunny no.3079 is sworn to secrecy

Golden ratio.

Sex work is a women's rights issue, a queer and trans issue, a labor rights issue, a civil rights issue, a disability issue, an immigration issue, the list goes on. All of this is connected, but none of these other movements mention us. Ever.

And every fucking time sex workers tell you, "This law will not solve the problem and also it will make it so much worse for the poor trafficked people you claim to care about," y'all: 1) Don't listen 2) Don't care 3) Don't notice how much worse it makes things for them

An accurate depiction. ✌️🎃

Dude someone in my neighborhood has a TRANS-former car. This is so rad lmao

repost from last august

Team, I have out Stardew Valleyed myself, and it's too soon to replay VTMB. What do you recommend to someone whose gaming experience aside from those was primarily the Sims when it was good and the 2000s Sabrina the Teenaged Witch video game?

Between the people who raised me and my autistic sense of justice, sales reps hate to see me coming.

I can not recommend being a reverse karen enough! talk to peoples managers to tell them how wonderfull they are. Email a museum to tell them how awesome their displays are! Give compliments to people who deserve it.

As soon as I leave work today I'm choosing the damn low road

I can tell it's the week before my period because I have the attention span of a fruit fly and the nervous system of a handbag chihuahua

(Person who destroyed homeless peoples belongings with a smile on their face) political violence is bad