This criminal has started bringing mice into the house for fun.

This week I decided I deserve a big treat so Im gonna go to Dark Mofo in June to see a bunch of cool art and music.

When an April joke is actually funny.

I am loath to do this, but I need your help. My 20+ year marriage has unexpectedly imploded. There's a kid involved. Aside from Lupus, Autism and a shitty 2009 Mazda, I have nothing. Things are fairly desperate right now, so if you can help out now in any way at all I'd be really grateful ❤️

Hate to heard someone use the phrase "true goths" without a hint of irony

I love it when my textbook talks about case studies of workers being exploited and misled about pay or as I call it, exploited² but one of these is too common to admit that.

mood

Remind anyone who tries to use the phrase "separate the art from the artist" that it was originally coined for academic/critical practice in order to analyze the work. Not to cling onto stuff that actively harms people just because you like it a lot.

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

Nothing makes me dislike men more than having work with a lot of them. My dudes, I need you to be more capable in the workplace, for both our sakes.

Fury Road streaming free on SBS on Demand couldn’t come at a better time

My to-watch list only increasing upon viewing this - Hell Yeah!

New claws, a couple of shorties because I'm in builder-jail after I split a nail. 💅

Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft

My friend just described the slow fade kind of break ups I do automatically as putting a break up on lay-by. I am essentially an emotional accountant who looks at the emotional budget and parcels out the big feelings of a break over time. This is hysterical and also true

Analyzing art is necessary. The problem is when people begin analyzing what they wish the art had been instead of what it actually is, and mistake that gap for a failure of the work rather than a difference in expectation.

When we talk about how fucked up the world is about violence against woman we mean this shit. She was actively being attacked by a man saying he wanted to kill her at the time! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

Have you ever wanted to see a close up of Kathleen Ryan's gem studded, larger than life sculptures? Now is your chance all thanks to han.imal for this close up of Katie's work, Holy moldy raspberry! Via thejealouscurator #beautifulbizarre #KathleenRyan #gemart #contemporarysculpture #art

Me fixing the internet this morning so I can work in the spreadsheet mines from home today

i'm sorry this is so funny. great stuff www.404media.co/ceo-ignores-...

The Saw films are not for me but a Saw film entirely about the insane logistics behind each Saw Trap absolutely would be. This thread is gold

This production of the Importance of Being Earnest is very dear to me. I highly recommend watching while you still can for FREE. I truly think Oscar Wilde would fucking love this queer, campy as hell production. youtu.be/obX-HGs-PS8?...

Watching this now and it's the most unhinged production of Earnest I've ever seen. It's like the fae have stolen all the roles are are spoofing what they think humanity is. It rules.

Now is not the time to ask your trans friends if they are okay. Now is the time to send your trans friends care packages, find them jobs, and ask your doctor about a HRT prescription you don't actually need.

Higher Level Dog Here: i am, in fact, not lucky at all. i am actually highly communicative and as a bottom i lean in to what i want rather than saying nothing but "🥺👉👈 wh-what are you gonna do to me" or "mutt wishes it had a woman to treat it like this" or similar. i am not lucky. i am skilled.

there's a certain brand of inexperienced sub who will say "you can do whatever you want to me, i have no boundaries, do literally whatever you want to me mommy" and i want you to know that these exact subs are the ones who come back later like "ummmmm... that stuff you wanted was kinda toxic......."

Sticker on top of dive bar toilet, New Orleans

I have the definition of a work to rule strike memorised, not because I care a lot about the trade union movement (which I do) but because the audio book I listen to the most go to sleep is A Certian Hunger by @chelseagsummers.bsky.social Fictional cannibal serial killers have given me so much.

Oh this production is so good you should absolutely go watch ir

there was also a Stanford study that found that a surge in AI slop by lazy people actually created significantly more work for others who had to decipher and correct it this "I'm being efficient" (but not really) vibes well with the American obsession with artifice and appearing productive

pokopia is sending me with this

Maggie Gyllenhaal's mad monster remix delivers a modern classic.

Hard same, I know it's a marketing gimmick (I hope like most marketing gimmicks all this booktok shit evaporates in the cleansing light of day) but the "tropes checklist" is one of the worst things to happen to the public's relationship to books, every time I see it I feel the call of violence

the future is for trans people

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

The contrast of spending last night at a queer indie porn film fest ran by local swers to going to the cpa international women's day breakfast this morning was absolutely wild. Also, very on brand for me.

Credit card companies are making sex workers' lives worse and worse. www.theflytrapmedia.com/sex-wor/

One of the many great things about living with my best friend is she'll make sure we throw a lovely party even when I'm kinda to burnt out to think about it. Then I get to just stay in my house and enjoy the company of my wonderful friends.

It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim “adult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer. In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

Nothing says "It's Mardi Gras time" like a drag queen in a giant wig topped with a party hat she picked up at the reject shop on the way to the gig... love it

it's 2026 and the cool S is still not in unicode

Personality hire is a dumb internet thing BUT I am accutely aware the fact I have bright hair, an eccentric fashion sense & an extroverted personality while working in Finance is why I get hired.

I'm so hyped for this!

It happened again today