Just over here praying that Nancy Mace stays in 5th place, to match Riley Gaines. 😂

Hook this shit to my fucking veins. 😂

Live shot of the Trump box at game 3 of the NBA Finals during the National Anthem. 😂😂😂

Congratulations to Qween Jean on her shiny new, very first Tony!! She is taking home Best Costume Design (Musical) for "Cats: The Jellicle Ball." Her win makes her the first out trans winner of a Tony! #tonyawards

Here for this.

Did he hear someone say "cisgender" and now he's saying "six genders"? 😂😂

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

Get. His. Ass.

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Here's what I could put together

so much funnier to believe someone who literally sells their own bible is like "Nooooo Dr Robby!!!!"

The edit we all needed.

#thankstrump 🙄

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Annual reminder as #AprilFools looms. Don't.

I don't have every answer about every situation, but I was raised to trust that other people know themselves and their situations best, and to listen and understand that the best I can. It is #TransDayOfVisibility, which might be the perfect day to learn a thing or two. It might come in handy.

This is incrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrredible. 😂 There was a Google Maps "error" which labeled the White House as Epstein Island, which they've since "fixed." I really hope it was a crafty hack or a brave employee.

Chuck Norris has roundhouse kicked the bucket.

For all the dudes today who will just not shut the heII up: it's on Nov. 19th. #internationalwomensday

That fucking loser seriously wore a ball cap to THIS??

The United States killed all these children last Saturday. 170 of them. Every. Single. One.

Q: "Do you think Trump should be deposed by this committee?" HILLARY: "Absolutely. Trump has been held civilly liable for sexual assault by a jury of his peers. That is behavior that fits a pattern."

Is he sundowning at like 1pm now?

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

Every Congressperson who skipped the State of the Union should have left a life-size cardboard cutout of Jeffrey Epstein in their seat.

Couldn't yank that mic away fast enough when he started speaking about real stuff.

Oh hell yeah. #AbolishICE is now also a snow plow name.

Imagine, you're on the sidewalk protesting with a large group of fellow students aka children when some aggressive officers push their way up into your group and tell you to "get out of the road" that you're not in, anyway.

Annual reminder that that heart-shaped pizza is actually less pizza. Don't get scammed. 👀 🍕

It seems like the constant delays in releasing the Epstein Files came about because the Trump team was working very hard to make sure everyone listed within them was given a position in the administration.

This dude is completely juiceless. Absolutely collapses under questioning.

WATCH — @balint.house.gov on the unredacted Epstein files: “There’s a bunch of sick fucks… so many people knew…. Trump never kicked Epstein out of Mar-A-Lago. That’s a lie.” (From @dropsitenews.com )

The commentary. 😂

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

She was about to beat that dude's ass. 💪👊

Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com

They're right. The whole interview IS worth it. Love this dude.

Might be the first real laugh I've managed today. 😂

They murdered him Now they're blaming it on him.

Leigh McGowan completely destroys Scott Jennings over his smug comments about the #Epstein files! This is the energy we need every day! Thanks @politicsgirl.bsky.social 🙌🏾

CONFIRMED: Earlier today Don Lemon reported a protest at Cities Church in St. Paul, MN where they said pastor David Easterwood is Acting Director of the ICE Field Office. They were 100% right. https://www.c-span.org/program/news-conference/homeland-security-secretary-noem-on-ice-operations/667821

I kinda love this dude.

just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday

For exactly that reason. None of this is about immigration enforcement. You don’t need body armor, teargas, and machine guns for immigration enforcement. They have cut all federal funding to MN and doing this because they want to intimidate the population. This is Kristallnacht 2.0.

I literally cannot get enough of these videos of ICE dipshits falling on actual ice. Also... um, does that one guy's fucking gun go off when he lands????

Anyone who ever gave me shit for liking Dave Matthews Band can kiss my ass at this point. 😂

"Why don't you shoot the snow, GI JOE?" 😂