A few years ago I made a series of webcomics with my brother @jsuttner.bsky.social, we eventually called them Definitely True Tales. Thinking I'll slowly repost 'em here, also thinking about printing a small collection. Here's the first:

Hey @nickofferman.bsky.social, I found this tiny statue of you in @museeorsay.bsky.social in Paris.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

TIME FOR THE VERY RARE ACTIVITY: JOYSCROLLING

Credit to Trump, it looks like Operation Fuck Around was an unqualified success. And now we wait…

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

G’day, #portfolioday! My name is Jess Suttner, and I’m an editorial illustrator! Excited to take on all your newsy needs. (Looking for more publishing as well 👀) See more at jsuttner.com!

Post dog

“Innocence Ignored” New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.

“Innocence Ignored” New piece for @nysfocus.bsky.social for an investigation series on the bureaucracy of Conviction Integrity Units and the unfortunate reinforcement and failed prison systems.

Bluesky’s open, quote one piece to promote yourself!

This is a longshot, but if you are or know someone who works at Betty Crocker, could you DM me?

HUMAN ARTISTS, use one piece to encourage new followers! #artshare

@lutimestwo.bsky.social just started listening to the newest episode of @radiolab.bsky.social on a walk with my dog and saw this on the ground right when you were talking about watermelons!

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

QRP with something watery

New piece for @theintercept.com “A Forensics Company Tells Cops It Can Use DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face. Scientists Worry the Tool Will Deepen Racial Bias.”

New piece for @theintercept.com “A Forensics Company Tells Cops It Can Use DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face. Scientists Worry the Tool Will Deepen Racial Bias.”

🎶despite my bad curse, I’m still just a…”🎶

oh you hate diversity? homogenize your stock portfolio

Post a fictional band/artist you’d love to see live

Quick, draw what you’re wearing. 5 mins max. This is probably more interesting if you don’t spend your life in joggers and a hoodie.

I like that the current “hot take” is the same as it was in 1944: punching Nazis is cool 😎 👊

Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged

Switch 2? Why don't you switch 2 going outside

To me, “cancel the Oscars” is an understandable but short-sighted take that ignores a) how important the entertainment industry is to LA, b) how much that industry has suffered in recent years, and c) the potential fundraising opportunity of a televised awards show.

Hey, hi, hello, #portfolioday! My name is Jess Suttner, I’m an illustrator working primarily in the editorial space (but open to expand 😉). Let’s collaborate! More at www.jsuttner.com ✌️

Hey, hi, hello, #portfolioday! My name is Jess Suttner, I’m an illustrator working primarily in the editorial space (but open to expand 😉). Let’s collaborate! More at www.jsuttner.com ✌️

Everybody shut up there’s a new Every Frame a Painting: youtu.be/wa1O3nqW5hQ?...

I hate that Elon made space exploration completely un-cool and now just another notch on the incel masculinity belt.

Luigi being the new Guy Fawkes is wild

Main and spot illustrations for The Globe and Mail for an article about smart phone addiction and the writer experiencing NYC with just a flip phone. ☎️

Main and spot illustrations for The Globe and Mail for an article about smart phone addiction and the writer experiencing NYC with just a flip phone. ☎️

Mine sometimes nap together which is heart-burstingly cute. Pepper (dog) and Stevie Nicks (cat). They mostly make work much more difficult.

Attn: @ofishel.bsky.social

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

Cover and feature illustrations for Barron’s about the Alzheimer’s crisis, from a few years back. #illustration #editorialillustration

attack dog

New illustration for Indianapolis Monthly! “Media pundit Michael Smerconish, who makes a stop in indianapolis this month, wants us to stop chasing extremist political views and instead talk to our neighbors-maybe join a bowling league— and find other ways to reengage in civil society.”

Some helpful tools for image posting on this app.

New illustration for Indianapolis Monthly! “Media pundit Michael Smerconish, who makes a stop in indianapolis this month, wants us to stop chasing extremist political views and instead talk to our neighbors-maybe join a bowling league— and find other ways to reengage in civil society.”

bird sounds

QRP with your profile art! My self portrait is due for an update, but I still love all the squiggles and bits.

Hi #portfolioday! My name is Jess Suttner. I’m an illustrator working in editorial, publishing, and advertising. Currently open to new work! See more at jsuttner.com and on IG @jsuttnerillustration ✌️

Maybe this one won’t become a fascist hellhole…