one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

A movie that takes place where you’re from.

“I’ve entered the game of pricks With knives in the back of me. Can’t call you or on you no more when they’re attacking me. I’ll climb up on the house, Weep to water the trees, And when you come calling me down I’ll put on my disease.”

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

Trump is a creature of media before anything else and I suspect one thing we're seeing in this (wild!) Mamdani meeting is that nothing impresses/intimidates him like someone capable of generating a competing media phenomenon

HANDS OFF MY ANTONIA, a thread: Elisa New, a professor of mine from graduate school whose husband happens to be disgraced former Harvard President Larry Summers, took 500K from Jeffrey Epstein for her Poetry in America foundation. She then gave him some book recommendations including LOLITA.

I always like it when PBS says that viewers like me.

This is where I post from if you even care.

‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation

Some dear documentarian pals have a fantastic film premiering this weekend. They are both West Point grads, and they made a film about the army, about sacrifice, and most importantly about love. I saw it last night, and it’s all I’ve been thinking about. Go see it. youtu.be/hoX_CtU7p8c?...

They’re at it again, @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

YES! (0)

RIP

Baseball won

I’m rooting for Baseball.

VS

The girls went as pantsless Elmo and Popcorn, respectively. Happy Halloween.

Change one letter, ruin a Tandy. Messica Tandy.

Change one letter, ruin a Randy. Randy Loss.

My Dad lives in The Villages. Key word here is “decent.”

This is several days old. But amidst so much else id missed it. That’s a stunning number. No wonder they about-faced. Reminder of the power of consumers in oligarch era, not subject to the same kind of targeting.

Man’s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them https://theonion.com/man-s-heart-stops-as-speaker-asks-audience-to-turn-to-p-1819577130/

Belt Looks Weird On Child

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

The new Springsteen movie but it’s about Ween making “Chocolate and Cheese” and yes Rob and I will be playing Dean and Gene.

Hoping one of the local independent houses screens “Annie Hall” to honor Diane Keaton and her Academy Award winning work.

Find me someone who didn’t adore Diane Keaton and I’ll show you a liar. Pitch perfect every single time, with serious versatility. Hilarious, heartbreaking, but with strength and guile. There will never be another. RIP

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

whew variety.com/2025/tv/news...

One Battle After Another is a gorgeous, important film — not only for its message but for giving film bros a new lazy Halloween costume

This only happens to you once

Massive tone shift in the Portlandia reboot.

Been thinking about this for days.

Tylenol should book out all the ads for Kimmel tomorrow night. Never let a crisis go to waste.

It’s time to get “extremely fucking real”, fuckers. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...

LA, you have two more weeks to catch this brilliant play at the Pasadena Playhouse. @natecorddry.bsky.social and his castmates are excellent, don’t miss it!

Analysis: What a fucking weakling.

Now do it for Michael Clayton.

Come on down for some subtlety. Eureka Day, playing now at the Pasadena Playhouse! www.pasadenaplayhouse.org/event/eureka...

Catastrophic jobs numbers got you down? No problem! Can I distract you with a batshit story about Seal Team 6 in North Korea? James Carville’s “it’s the economy stupid” decree really put to the test here.

It’s fun when the news does your marketing for you. Come see Eureka Day at the Pasadena Playhouse! 💉💉💉💉💉! www.pasadenaplayhouse.org/event/eureka...

she looks nothing like him

Had a really stupid idea based on another meme I just made and so i had to make this, i am sorry

No amount of defunding will keep NPR from giving the people what they want.

How have I missed this one? So good.

Looking to support Public Radio and TV right now? Chances are, if you live in a big city, your stations don’t need to rely so heavily on Federal money. But it’s a different story in Gallup NM and Pendelton OR and Muskegon MI. adoptastation.org Find a station today that REALLY needs the support!

Come to the City of Roses and see us why don’t you? www.theatermania.com/news/nate-co...

Colbert for the remaining 10 months of shows.