You’re really not an American father until your wife gifts you a power washer on Father’s Day. I’m now officially a DAD! 🇺🇸

It’s up there with “Gourd Season” as one of the best McSweeney’s pieces ever. The great @johnmoe.bsky.social brings this gift to you on Father’s Day.

(THREADI did a failed pilot over 20 years ago directed by Burrows. It was the first time I witnessed someone break down a comedy script like it was a math problem. To that point my inexperienced brain just assumed all comedy was purely instinctual. Watching him break down a scene, moment to moment-

May the Lord have mercy on NYC’s bartenders.

Billy Eichner running through the streets of Chelsea screaming… deadline.com/2026/06/debr...

First day on the job and you want respect? Go right up to the most recognizable and respected guy in the newsroom and have him yell at you until you cry. Then it's time to send him a weepy email telling him how disappointed you were that he did all that. Shouldn't have any trouble after that.

The cutoff for deeply angering news stories should be 8:00 PM. Otherwise it’s very hard to get to sleep.

There are so many reasons to watch The Testaments, but the work Mattea did over the course of season one was something to behold. What a performer.

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

PRAISE BE! deadline.com/2026/05/the-...

To work on a production in the city of Los Angeles used to be the norm. Now it’s the exception. Anyone who gets to sleep in their own bed and work on a show in LA can count their lucky stars. 🙏🏻 deadline.com/2026/05/the-...

JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

Fight! Computers?! Yeah right! Prison Blud That’s Too High! Write to Remain Silent Freedom Thirst Hot Rodent My Radio is a Man! True Glues To Each Her Own The Family’s Damn Hospital Parking Lot Race to the Slop Blood is THICK Y’ALL The West Wing

turn them into mobile halloween stores and everyone wins

Trump: “The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a ballroom with a gun.”

Carl Crawford is not walking through that door, fans. JD Drew is not walking through that door.

Look for the helpers

For Gen Xers from the South Shore, this really hits. A great story from one of my favorite voices from the Globe, Billy Baker. GOOD STUFF CHEAP www.bostonglobe.com/2026/04/17/m...

Blessed be the Fruit. deadline.com/2026/04/the-...

The elder Corddry has his show begin tonite on AMC. Check it out! Look at all these people in the act of falling!

Gonna do all my family photos like this now.

Berenstain Bears really bringing the SORCERER vibes with this one.

The Testaments review – brace yourself for a bloody sequel to The Handmaid’s Tale

The Handmaid’s Tale sequel lays out the process of indoctrination and offers a troubling but beautifully produced adaptation of Margaret Atwood's novel. The Testaments Season 1 review (no spoilers): https://bit.ly/3PEmYPU

The long-awaited return to Gilead is a must-watch 🤩 Read more: https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/drama/the-testaments-handmaids-tale-sequel-review/

The Testaments begins today on Hulu Under his Eye. www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...

Friends, the brothers Corddry each have shows premiering this very week. The eldest stars in The Audacity for AMC (April 12) and moi appears in The Testaments for HULU (April 8). Please support this pair of fools.

Sometimes you see news and it just shifts your whole being on a molecular level. It changes how you see the world, how you breathe, how you interpret mortality and bear witness to this precious existence. I’m a different person now. A better person? deadline.com/2026/03/chri...

First Opening Day since losing Dad. The first of many difficult firsts that will be coming over the next year. Grateful for all the memories at Fenway with him. #GoRedSox

“Hometown” is such a beautiful book, about the people that make up a community. Honest and funny and curious. This guy could really write. www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/25/m...

Perfect

"Nolite te bastardes carborundorum." See you on April 8th! deadline.com/2026/03/hulu...

Strike Up the Band www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/m...

Never been prouder. Go Sox. youtu.be/qLXvYmS6jPw?...

Donald Trump is using social media the right way. by Ezra Klein

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

No rhythm guitarist worse shorts quite like Weir did. Rest in Peace, Bobby.

Puka’s tweets tonite are gonna be hardcore.

From newly released Epstein files, a letter allegedly from Epstein to convicted sex offender Larry Nassar in prison around the time of Epstein's death: “Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls.”

www.latw.org/broadcasts The great LA THEATRE WORKS is replaying this wonderful production of The Great Gatsby, starring Rufus Sewell and you know who. Perfect listen for holiday travel.

Way too many blue wave liberals on here sharing AI images making fun of Trump or whatever. Please stop.

@bandit.football pick one. Tee or DK? Burrow has been a sad boi as of late, but he needs to show up. Rodgers is a trash can, but will be forced to throw to keep up with the lions. Thoughts?

Just read this for the very first time and now look forward to reading it every Christmas for the remainder of my living days. Wow.

Quite a news dump on the Friday before Christmas!

Oh no