Studio: these are the materials they are very super classified if they leak to the public you will lose your job and we will blacklist you forever be very careful with them Adobe AI Assistant: HEY THERE LEMME JUST GET MY STICKY LITTLE FINGERS ALL OVER THESE THE SECOND YOU OPEN THEM YOU'RE WELCOME

Another win for "Fuck you. Make me."

Oh man, first time in ages I've done a 20 minute workout. Ow. fitness.apple.com/us/workout/s...

Who Wants to Slowly Become State Run Media? will reportedly feature contestants performing a series of knee-bending exercises to see who can best acquiesce to Donald Trump’s increasingly bizarre and authoritative demands. paletteswap.site/dif...

New argument against AI regulation just dropped. Checkmate, atheists. www.wsj.com/tech/peter-t...

Anyone want to give odds on whether the “Chess” revival will be any good? www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpNw...

I’ve always wondered about “the other album by the War of the Worlds guy”, but I could never find it on CD and it wasn’t on iTunes or Apple Music until recently. It’ll probably take a few listens before I know if I like it or not. music.apple.com/us/album/jef...

This seems like the right way to pressure Sinclair and Nextstar. Starve the beast. Any local business advertising on the Kimmel replacement is inarguably supporting it. And what business in their right mind is going to buy ad time if it now means they’ll *lose* customers?

Never forget and never forgive the people who voted for him. They did this to us, and they must be forced to carry the shame for the rest of their miserable lives. We warned them, and they made fun of us. They own this. They own this forever, and I will never let them forget it.

Literally the plot of season two of the “Wake Up, Girls!” anime.

Ed Luce's FT column this morning is pure brilliance.

Since updating to macOS Tahoe 26.0, my incoming mail is defaulting to Helvetica Narrow and it's driving me crazy. It looks like absolute ass. Hell, it looks like Windows.

Oh good. Instead of 20 grimdark epic fantasy action RPGs, there’ll only be 10.

Random Game Monday Because I Couldn't Post on the Weekend. Now that the dust has settled, I think this is one of my favorite games of all time. The Showa-era Japanese sci-fi vibes crossed with western sci-fi hit so so so hard. A masterpiece.

Meet me in the middle

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

+1 for the achewood reference.

So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.

After four years, I can hardly believe the Dirty Pair kickstarter is finally here.

In his book, THE DEMON HAUNTED WORLD, Carl Sagan essentially foresaw the world that was coming and hated it. One that valued opinion over education and glorified stupidity over learning. He said it was up to us to stop it. We didn't.

Levy, describing how so many tech leaders have bent the knee: “But here’s something that took me by surprise: how quickly and decisively the visionaries I chronicled aligned themselves with Trump, a man whose values violently clashed with the egalitarian impulses of the digital revolution.”

Weirdly impressed with how much mileage they’ve gotten out of the old “War of the Worlds” rock opera album from 1978, but honestly? This looks pretty rad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCzY...

iPhone or Android?

“This is not like Cheers, where you can lose a Shelley Long, gain a Kirstie Alley, and keep on moving. This is like taking over Friends, firing all six friends, and replacing each of them with Aaron Rodgers.” apple.news/AngOsE8tDQS6...

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

I'm at the pickleball hub. I'm at the Spirit Halloween. I'm at the combination pickleball and spirit halloween (South bayers: this is the former Fry's in Campbell)

Didn’t realize that yesterday was New Apple Store Day for downtown Detroit. Nice! www.wxyz.com/news/apple-s...

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

That, and how we were apparently supposed to spend all our time telling the most mediocre members of our society how great they actually are.

. @scholten.house.gov From a constituent: what the absolute fuck were you thinking?

OK, this is a very silly thing to make into an achievement: knocking the opposing goalie’s water bottle off her net. #ea_nhl

Americans are not only bigoted, but spectacularly bad at math.

One nice thing about iPadOS 26 and Liquid Glass is that the folders on my home screen don’t black out background Mitsuki-chan’s eyes anymore.

Gen X overlooked yet again.

"the songs continue to resonate. Because time really is running out, you know. The good still doesn’t come out of us. The frozen lake is still melting. And it’s a holiday for hanging now every day of the week." racketmn.com/at-the-palac...

As of today, the famous/infamous “Buckingham Nicks” album is readily available for the first time in 52 years. music.apple.com/us/album/buc...

Inside you are two wolves.

NERD INFERNO IS COMING! LOCK YOUR DOORS! BOLT YOUR WINDOWS! AND PREORDER THE FUCK OUT OF IT! 4/21/26 From @darkhorse.com Read about it on The Comics Beat here: tinyurl.com/3yj9zvdw

Hadn’t been on Facebook in a while, but wife sent me something to look at that took me there. Decided to hit the home button to check in on my feed. First post is a soft-focus memorial to Charlie Kirk. Yeah, no cat video is worth that shit.

BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

Standing by my prediction that when all’s said and done, AO3 will be the last good site left on the Internet.

What he’ll actually do is send out another fundraising text. It’s the only thing they ever do.

Wa hoo, more Klonoa.

Timeline cleanse, because it’s needed again. I’m watching Makeine and damn if this show doesn’t have great face game. Just watch these kids. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyd-...

Boy, if only we had a Fairness Doctrine to give government even more power over media

If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.

BBC News captures Doctor Who himself Sylvester McCoy at the Trump protest seemingly unaware of who they're interviewing.