Jury says: It was NOT Colonel Mustard on the Sidewalk with the Sandwich. I'm still giggling hours later.

Louder. Louder. Louder. Fuck. Yes.

Celebrations are in order. To Monsieur Dunn, I raise my glass to thee. A TOAST!

AND THAT'S A WRAP!

That Texas gerrymander isn’t looking so smart anymore, now is it? Oops.

What goes around….

Hold up. Hear me out. Let me cook. What if we built a faux Ovel Offyce. Put in on wheels. Wait until he's in, then wheel it away into a remote farm somewhere with no wifi so he can't post through it. Betting now open how long it would take him to realize it.

Excuse me Windows What are you doing.

So... What are everyone's favorite frogs?

@annabower.bsky.social is it bad when a judge gets irritated-parent voice? It sounds bad.

GOP: "You lost! get over it!" GOP today: "Wahh! Unfair! Unconstitutional! communist! Boohoo! Wah!" Y'all need to pick. Good lord you're hot and you're cold, you're yes then you're no... fund the gov, fund the SNAP... 🎶

Texas GOP: Redraws maps to steal votes. California Dems: Redraws maps to protect votes. California GOP: Sues to... protect constitution?

Rebellions are built on hope. Try.

This right here. Gum up the works. One act at a time.

lol at Target pretending the boycott has nothing to do with it. Whatever. Keep making believe Black and anti-racist dollars don't exist. Looks like it's going great so far.

Dolly and I are sending some extra rainbow joy to anyone who needs it right now.

Want to know why population is declining? Because capitalism is a death cult. So jot that one down.

This is the photo.

November 1st 2025 - A day where millions united under the sport of baseball at home, and abroad. The cheers may have been for different teams, but we were united in hard times. Congratulations Dodgers. Fans, please celebrate responsibly. Jays fans, we fought hard to the end. Be proud. Much love.

Whelp time to take a biiiig drink of water and see how the Leafs are doing

I'm sad that Toronto didn't win, but it's been fun watching the series with y'all.

Commence Hockey Stress.

That was the greatest baseball game I’ve ever seen.

Double play. Congratulations Dodgers. Thank you Jays and Dodgers for an excellent series.

at least Canadians have free healthcare so they can deal with the high BP from this game

Enough nervous stimming in my living room to power a city right now

THIS IS IT CHAT. DUMP THE TANKS. LEAVE NOTHING.

“Keep my team’s name out your fucking mouth!”

We've had one november baseball, yes. What about second november baseball?

This game is banana pants.

no american will ever know what it is like to be a canadian who is not really that into sports but NEEDS their One Canadian Team to beat the americans. you'll simply never understand

And the nation's smart watches send 40 million heart rate warnings.

I'm starting to have flashbacks of the 18 inning marathon... please God no, I cant take this.

TWO MORE TWO MORE

I need to know who the announcer is in this. Their energy is SPICY.

Hi friends, It's November again. A quick self check in the shower or with your partner helps keep Ye Yule Log in prime tip-top shape. So while you're fighting #NoNutNovember this year give the ol' twinsies a gentle test-es. If in doubt, check 'em out! #SaveTheSack #CheckYourChestnuts #FuckCancer

THIS IS WHY THE BEAR.

Once again asking aliens to visit earth and abduct our "leaders". Hopefully someone has half a brain and has taken Cheeto's nuke keys away from him. Godamn this really is a warped timeline we live in. www.reuters.com/world/china/...

Looks like some Calgary high school students are organizing a walk-out in support of teachers. Reddit post: tr.ee/abpost They're using Instagram to co-ordinate it. Main account: www.instagram.com/calgaryhighs... I made a list of all the IG accounts: tr.ee/cmlist #Calgary #Alberta #ableg

Elbows up Alberta. Time for General Strike.

The scariest thing at my haunted corn maze would be someone dressed as a Superstore employee wandering around carrying a PC credit card application clipboard.

Wait until he hears that Reagan didn't trust the Russians.

Call me a conspiracy theorist but I'm starting to think that the government shutdown is part of their hostile government takeover. Go read Project 2025, again.

Signal Boost for folks in Alberta.

Can we skip to the part where District 13 removes President Snow and President Coin is seen for who they really are and we decide instead to elect a true leader which, :checks notes: Huh. Commander Paylor, who then helped institute a :checks notes: new republic. Imagine that folks.

So about those soybeans... Is now a bad time to point out just which country nazis fled to at the end of WWII? Does anyone know which country that just might possibly have maybe been... Hint, it starts with Argentina.

Fellas, I dunno which of you bros needs to hear this but... If you're going pee and it's coming out like the misters in the vegetable aisles, please go see a doctor. Also, wipe the damn seat.