We need to make this happen.

Thank you to CAPTAIN Dylan Larkin and the #LGRW for the first W stick in a good long while... Here's hoping more to come

#1: Toe Beans #2:..... iunno

My brothers in Christ.... ....I beseech you.

Ooooooh what a snipe by Jake there. Back to back W's for one Jake Rogers.

Boy......Flahtery did you dodge a fucking bullet with Jake's challenge there.

Hey @democrats.org why are you a bunch of feckless, chickenshit morons?

You know, I may be repeating myself from the end of last season, but if I were the Detroit Tigers, I would simply not strand runners on the bases, and instead, drive them in for runs.

As the father of a middle schooler I have seen the rebellion against AI forming there — even using “that’s AI, bro,” not indicating something is literally AI, but that something is metaphorically so — it’s sus, it’s bullshit, it’s bad weird

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

we have now officially established an Iran Peace Plan as 7.9% of a full Scaramucci, please update the textbooks accordingly

Well I lost out on my loot roll in Molten Core so my night sucked too. Thanks Red Wings.

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

This is good. Every Democrat should do this every day. Tack on the insanity of his comments, and then call for impeachment, or failing that, resignation. Every day.

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

... I don't understand Just lob it to your catcher and tag out the tying run Why?

Man. Montero had pitched well up until the 5th but just put himself in a bad situation there. Now you need the Tigers' bullpen to come through

DINGER!!!!!!!

Me not learning my lesson from last year: hey what's up guys Happy Easter

Gave my players a simple crime scene to let them find some money. It's taken them way longer to suss it out (partially because of rolls) and they're working REALLY HARD Two corpses dressed in grey w/ a grappling hook and 15 feet of rope, seemingly to have come from a city under siege of a dragon

I hope that does wonderful things for Carpenter and gets his season started #Tigers

Explosive hitter, from what I hear

This is the case about all learning and all skill sets and is why the use of LLMs are a harmful antithesis to humanity. Whether youre learning to ice skate or solve for X or writing poetry: The grunt work is everything

I'll have a stick! #LGRW

It woulda been Roberta Bondar, but she was sick and tired of American astronauts not coning their batches, so she's opted to kick it old school and hammer some old fashioneds on terra firma

I think the reason AI propagandists are so flustered by the fact that no real writer wants to use their idiotic tools is that they themselves don't enjoy writing. They see it as a boring arduous chore to be avoided, while real writers actually enjoy writing and actually care about the quality of it.

Not that I'd ever defend Noem, Bondi, or Gabbard, but it is striking that only the women in the administration are under fire and it's not because Hegseth, RFK, Bessent, Burgum, Lutnick, etc are paragons of anything except stupid malice.

One thing I feel like neither the Tigers nor the Red Wings seem to want to understand is that my wife and I picked up the tradition from Shoresy where we have sticks after W's So if you they keep losing... we don't get to have a stick. And the sticks are unbelievable.

Weird, the stock market is tumbling today, the morning after the Very Stable Genius Business Man took to TV to further wow the world with his political, military, and business acumen. I'm sure these two things are unrelated

this + if any Supreme Court justice *doesn't* reject Trump's attack on the constitutional order in the birthright citizenship case, Congress would have good cause to pursue impeachment it's that flagrant 9-0 or they've got to go

Is Vegas trying to build an extremely wholesome QB room in hopes that undoes all the bad juju? ...I kinda like it

I bet the real moon is the friends the astronauts make along the way

Well so many things fucking suck, but NASA is still dope as hell and I will pretty much always cheer them on. Well done, folks.

While I am excited about a space shuttle launch, I'd be more excited if Roberta Bondar was involved, eh?

Jesus, Carpenter.... what are you even doing?

Tigers, score a fucking run, please.

MCGORKLE!!!!!!!!! TRIPLE!

Also @daniellabruce.bsky.social is a national treasure and her creating the viral hoax cottage cheese parfait for Dan Petry is example number 13 million

See that's great right there. Ground out to short without any doubt? Love it. But I also don't like it being the 3rd inning before Skubal gets a K. Also I've just been grouchy.

I said it before, I know we're not even into double digits of a triple digit season. Not need to panic. But there's just frustrating things going on with this team right now and I'd like to see them worked out now rather than continuing to scratch your head in game 60.

If I were the Tigers, I would simply stop giving up hits and instead, score about 9 runs.

In other news, when you're writing about the historical impact of a disease spread to cows via a tick, it's not fun to look over at your book a see a spider crawling up towards you, even if it is a small one. I may have broken a fly swatter trying to smack it.

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

The Supreme Court striking down Colorado's ban on conversion therapy on Trans-Awareness day is an extra special middle finger to trans people everywhere; especially those who have been forced to endure torture aimed at inducing trauma-suppression and denial of their humanity.

Remember when we didn't get either Byram or Miller in the offseason and instead overpaid for Faulk at the deadline? And brought back an injured David Perron while letting one of our gigantic Swedes go?

I'm starting to come to grips with the fact that even the core guys just don't want it bad enough. There's a gear, maybe two, missing that they just don't rise to when it really matters.

That’s what happens when you go MAGA Larkin

Well now it's 3-0 Flyers so I guess i have my answer