Nothing says “I should be taxed more“ more than using $82 million to argue that you should not, in fact, be taxed more.

It's a scam all the way down. Taylor Farms gave MAGA Inc. $1M USD less than a week after FDA postponed implementation of food traceability rules. www.patreon.com/mattbc/posts...

Twice a year, Hawai'i experiences a strange moment where the sun appears to be exactly overhead & anything that is completely vertical casts no shadow. Let's learn about Lāhainā Noon, subsolar points & 'Kau ka lā i ka lolo', meaning "the sun rests on the brains."

Too late for him to back out handing the trophy?

What are the odds ICE is waiting outside the arena to send everyone home on flights?

Reminder to turn it before the trophy celebration, otherwise you'll have shit on your tv

England really blew it huh

That Fernandez tackle…

“Football reminds us of what we all have in common” uh, that we hate fifa?

Flop of a lifetime there

Argentina with the park the bus strategy for full 90 minutes

Harry Kane scored 6 goals for England in the World Cup. After he admitted he went golfing with Donald Trump he did not score again the rest of the tournament, and England are out. The Trump sports curse remains undefeated.

I'm thinking turtling for 40 minutes in soccer isn't a good strategy

Two World Wars and Still Only One World Cup England, England

Who had Rasmussen out lasting Yzerman on their bingo card?

The real Yzerplan was the friends we made along the way.

my condolences. TWO THREE FOUR

Conor McGregor

Having to root for France/Spain sucks

No more Haaland fun :(

What horrid defense there

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

What a collapse by Egypt

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

And the FIFA Gods have spoken CUM eliminated

Trump is either going to call FIFA for a rematch, or start a war with Belgium. Or both

It took less than a week for Trump to turn the USMNT into the reflecting pool and you people still say he can’t build anything. Ingrates.

Lol Fox saying goodbye to USA viewers as they know no one's watching the rest of the cup

EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES TURNS TO SHIT

*Insert Eric Collins*

USA FIFA live look

This alone should be a decade-defining political scandal resulting in prison sentences.

King of England already calling FIFA to get that red card revoked

Neymar talking shit there was some real Chris Paul hits a three to cut the lead down to 45 shit

Didn't even get to 67

I missed the introductions. Who is Conti in the Hot Dog eating contest? 5 hot dogs in 5 minutes?

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

It really is the most important fact about the time.

OH NO! MY PHONE!

You work your whole career to play in the World Cup, you make the roster, you’re on the team, you sit through two games waiting for your chance, then you finally get the call, you’re gonna be on the field at the World Cup, 20 minutes in a meaningless game but still! The World Cup! And then BAM!

hahahahahaaha

Australia doesn't seem good...

Does USA even need to play anyone? Seems opponents just score on themselves.

Sorry folks, Crocodile Hunter says to root for Australia.