Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

Balogun is so fucking good

They would never sell him to Liverpool, but I would love to see him on the left wing. He’s 3 times the player as Gakpo.

Liverpool connection for the Dutch! You love to see it.

This is the way, Iraola.

The Knicks victory is generating so much passion and excitement that if it ran in a primary election, Establishment Democrats would not support it.

Tracy Morgan: "New York City that's where King King died... and we told Godzilla you next motherf*cker. You, the three headed monster, the flying turtle, all y'all can all get it."

I’m so happy for KAT rn

I fucking love birthright citizenship

#USMNT tonight vs. Paraguay.

that Gio Reyna goal looked nice but the secret is his mom has dirt on the Paraguayan keeper

Well, the first three games have all been bangers in various ways, nobody with truly embarrassing, unprepared performances. Up to the teams in game 4 to keep it going! Anyone know who's up next? Surely can't be someone who'd kill the vibe.

Alexi Lalas being on stage with Zlatan, Thierry Henry, and Rebecca Lowe is like a Make-A-Wish thing, right?

Really hoping for a Tani goal today for Canada!

Minnesota exporting our culture (long throw-ins) to the World Cup. You love to see it!

These hydration breaks are so dumb.

That play by Fox was worse than Wemby's pass at the end of game 2. Just an all-time braindead play.

can’t stop laughing at this random German guy in the States for the World Cup who was in no way prepared for Atlanta

Well deserved.

The grind never stops.

What wonderful news to wake up to!

Lovely day paddling Nokomis.

Kramarczuk's Grinder is incredible.

Another reason to be embarrassed as an alum. I'll always love the U of I but like the state of Iowa itself, they're going backwards.

My account got hacked 2 days ago and I was locked out until yesterday afternoon. When I was finally able to get back in, I had a bunch of weird links in my profile bio that I couldn't understand.

This Liverpool season can't end quickly enough. Just pathetic performance after pathetic performance.

Olivia Miles in the pick and roll is a thing of beauty.

Sad to hear Bauhaus is closing. It was an early favorite of mine after moving to the Twin Cities last decade, and I had hoped diversifying their offerings would help them out in the current craft beer landscape. Clearly it wasn't enough.

She’s so fun to watch.

No, I have two working eyes.

What a fun half of basketball.

Unreal stuff, here. One of the best and most harrowing magazine stories I've read. Strongest possible recommendation with all the obvious caveats re: you wanting to read something like this.

Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others and I want that for me

May Day catharsis.

Every time I’m back in Iowa City it’s become even more recognizable downtown. So much new development.

It's time once again for Bluesky's favorite game, Try Not To Have A Visit From the FBI Tomorrow!

Embarrassing decision. Disgusting.

Full highlights from tonight's W

Has anyone heard when City House will be opening for the season?

Chancalay having a nice career resurgence with the Loons. What a signing!

Unfortunately, a very accurate representation of the state of the United States right now

Ratboys killed it at the Fine Line.

Aaaaand @raygunsite.com has shirts. www.raygunsite.com/collections/...

this site has gotta get better at sports because i have not seen this 500,000 times on my TL when it is one of the craziest goals i have ever seen

FC St. Pauli presents the Peace Prize in the US for the first time. The award honors individuals and initiatives that stand for solidarity, participation, and respectful coexistence. The first recipient is Wes Burdine, owner of the Black Hart of Saint Paul in Minnesota. #fcsp

Duncan was such an underrated signing. He’s been a perfect fit.

This is the correct take, 100%.