Yeah wellaybe union organizers should look at what we've actually been fucking begging for and consider it for two seconds instead of throwing it out and going with the most pro employer plane they possibly can get away with

open.substack.com/pub/halimede... I would be less upset by you calling me transgender if it wasn’t a way for you to convince yourself that what I am, a girl who is not transgender, could never care about you.

i pull out my watch, gently dangle it from my fingers, and tell my unknowing victim to just stare into its face and listen to the ticking. it’s so serene, right? you want to feel that way too. just like the watch. tightly in my grasp. and then i would hit them with the large rock in my other hand

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

Broke: Handler is cis Woke: Handler is trans Bespoke: Handler is cis, and runs the Halimede account

Watching a Puppy Girl in line at the dronification station crying this economy is fucking us up.

Proof of concept for my handler outfit. Still needs some work. Especially a nice hat. But I see the potential. Would you want to be part of my squadron?~<3 #mechsploitation #handler/hound #handlerposting #warhound #houndposting #transfem #transdomme

Everyone's always shocked to hear we commute for an hour and a half and we just giggle because 1: when else are we gonna progress on Stray Solitude 2: this isn't even our longest commute?

#SIGNALIS #LSTR #Ariane_Yeong Horny stuff

The annoying thing is that as a Roman Army Guy, I am the kind of 'western civilization' historian they think they want and also fuck these people and their contempt for my discipline.

Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment. They are openly saying this. Who would want to live in a country that works like that?

I only play the most normal and hinged TTRPGs

Man on the bus is doing kabbalah with the stock numbers

drawing haman karn self insert instant loss instead of regular loss to get the machine going

I badly need folks to up their game here I have hated the technology industry's disgusting plutocrats for more than a decade, well before it was cool it is entirely possible to do this and still, you know, imagine and pursue a role for technology in our future technopessimism is a suicide pact

Ampulex compressa, the emerald cockroach wasp, specifically lobotomises its prey with its stinger and then walks the docile insect back to its nest by grabbing its antennae like a leash.

We watched a bicyclist nearly crash into a huge crowd of pedestrians, and call us idiots for being in his way. Well bud, when it's raining so bad the Snohomish is flooding, who's the idiot? People getting off the train? Or you in you 5 digits of spandex and your 4 digits of bike?

This is you make the best configuration of hamburger ever invented btw

I honestly always thought the story of Medusa was so tragic.

While it probably won't speed up our writing any, at the encouragement of our editors, we have finally produced a single permanent plot outline from which to reference all of our ideas and plans for Stray Solitude

See I think sports betting is bad when it involves money. I think sports betting is good when it involves ill-advised, perhaps slightly inebriated sexual favors between friends.

what is it with these fucking fossils who peaked in the 80s not only insisting upon subjecting others to their shitass music but also assuming literally anybody under 50 has heard of them

Yuri Gagarin? more like Yuri Gaggin' on it

Trying different styles. #WARHOUND

I'm a good good puppy~

Added some colors to the biker Samus drawing ~ 👀👁‍🗨

We are dealing with such corruption in every aspect of our government, I don't know how we undo the damage.

Okay so kind of yeah In addition to being the final point along the most famous route of the Western Expansion... Oregon is also chock full of extremely well armed farmers and Nazis. The Nazis are probably thanks to Oregon's first constitution banning blacks and natives from the territory, though

You don't see names as good as "Smedley Butler" anymore

it fascinates me how all you need to become a communist is reading like two books and yet so many people fail at this task

Some may say it's reckless to hastily revise 20,000 words of mechsplo because somebody gave you a better idea, but that's stupid

Restarted for our typical "Ultimate General of the Minutemen"

Not every pilot gets to return to combat-ready. Not every pilot dies heroically. Some end up as shredded mutilated shadows of themself. (You should listen to "The band played waltzing matilda" by the pogues)

Does anybody know how to cite this on AO3?

reticent and demure priestesses deserve to be sexually tortured for hours until they sob and whimper and mewl unanswered prayers, leading them to abandon their faith forever

Y'all we've been out here thinking we're the subbiest turbosub to ever do it. Then we start writing mechsplo, and the process of getting into a Handler's head requires you to grow a sadism you might have lacked previously

eye contact etc etc

Recently slayed my moving purgatory backorders for the shop so she’s back open! Gonna list some more stickers and some originals from Star Sword Nemesis soon…

Psilocybin + pain + self-loathing = hounds

Good for those teams; insane that they're banning trans women from e-sports now.

throwing this one back on y'all front page bc I can :)

I'm starting to wonder how much "the male loneliness epidemic" is just straight and bisexual women identifying low-effort, mean, and incompetent men and choosing not to date, marry, and tolerate them anymore

and i took the dinner because imagine the advice and experience She could give me

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quick interest check: hardback edition of WARHOUND?

Hey so skin is flexible Metal isn't How does battletech artificial muscle work

Replaying FO4, and being struck with the overwhelming sensation that a VATS build is just not for us. 80-90% of the time, we completely forget the mechanic exists, despite this character with now 20 hours on it being built to use the system.

The problem with our ex was that she wasnt casually cruel enough