What a rollercoaster, man

death of the author is a bad framework for analysis anyway. it can be an interesting thought experiment sometimes but works do not exist without context so you can't really base a complete analysis on it anyway.

Police believe fowl play is involved and are on the lookout for the suspects including Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie,Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman and

While this would be an unusual outcome for a civil fraud trial, I believe he should be given the death penalty

people are making Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny bits right now because of Chuck Norris's death and I think its important to note that today is also literally Mr. Rogers' birthday

Given Ichibans propensity to imagine game mechanics in his adventures I fully believe Sonic Crossworlds is some kind of fever dream world he's invented after eating 5 tins of expired hot dogs in a row & then passing out in some bins

This is really specific but I love when the Kirby games use the sleep ability as a stage hazard cause then you start getting level design like this

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me & ya look at Luke & you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go 1 on 1 with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak & I'm not normal! So you got a 25% AT BEST, at beatin' me!

stickers for my laptop!!! from @maddestmao.com ^_^

EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

@bigyellowsilly.bsky.social www.tumblr.com/kiddokori/79... (contains f-slur)

My students are doing a Movie Poster Assignment, and I'm also participating. I chose Do the Right Thing

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

pokemon gen 1 resprite #pixelart #pokemon

Delighted to learn that Cammy's SF6 stage has her fighting outside a gay bar

SNK Century of Humiliation

Happy New YURI 💖 #lizart #jacinthe #lebanne

"Eeyikes! I better watch out for this next hit, or else I'll be Punched Out!" The ever lovable Disco Kid about to knock me on my ass:

@bigyellowsilly.bsky.social tomodachi life mario

missingno concept

Okay I think we can start having random past players join the game with wrestling entrances

cool glitch that happened on yesterday's stream that I've never seen before

Anomolocaris in the 1996 era pokemon style

Gen 1 OU #Pokémon

With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history

goat/sheep hybrid (WIP) his name is Sabbath

I think we need to de-Chris-Chan-ize the internet. No I don’t give a fuck what this random person y’all have decided to stalk is up to, and it’s really weird that you do. “New Chris Chan lore dropped!” Who the hell cares? Their life isn’t for your entertainment you pathetic waste of cum.

Indianapolis vs. Oklahoma City sounds like a competition to host the 1978 World's Fair

Pigeon Party 🕊 #illustration #pigeons #animalart #artsky

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

that's a fresh spin on the format

yeah idk man #streetfighter #sf3 #3rdstrike

based on a conversation with my brother 3 months ago when this news was relevant #streetfighter #sf3 #3rdstrike

the worst thing about playing for the mets is that they will not leave you alone. ever. i played 43 games for them in 2015. i hit like .040, i was terrible. and every spring they send me texts and letters like hey, want to suit up for a homestand? NO. my civic duty is fulfilled. leave me alone

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event

"smashing pumpkins" is how they praise breasts in Britain

wretched typo