I guess it’s time to have no late deliveries, reality and law be damned.

Excited. Vibrating.

this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

Barb opened her eyes. She wasn’t sure what had woken her. It was still late at night. The fresh air of the summer night was blowing through the cabin’s open windows. There was a small, quiet, rhythmic sound. She thought she’d imagined it at first. But, no, there it was again.

This amazing (real!) thing that is happening next month would make an absolutely incredible episode of Frasier

World name: ＾Dormroom By: King․Noob․Inc Platform: PC & Quest #VRChat #VRChat_world紹介

World name: Noon Sakura⁄午樱 By: 只用电击枪の屑 Platform: PC #VRChat #VRChat_world紹介

“This is what you desperately wanted, isn’t it?” “Yeah…”

Based graffiti.

I think it’s specifically MAGMADIVER that sounds like Birdland.

This is what I’m talkin’ about.

That one part of the battle theme that sounds like Birdland.

It gets worse.

OH FUCK OFF LMAO

I’m not sure that’s right, Doordash…

Me, booting up Amber Isle for the first (and unfortunately only) time in 2024: Hee-hoo, funny salmon dinosaur with head crest! Paleontologists in 2026: You're not gonna' believe this...

The FUCK do you mean I predicted S. mirabilis in goddamn 2024?!

End of Evangelion, 1997 (Scottish Dub)

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

Mmmmmmm, medium chicken tikka masala with paneer. UwU

It took me a little bit to process the incredible outpouring of love from the community. The words "Thank you" do not even begin to touch it, I wish I could just crystalize this emotion and share it with each of you. I plan to record a video message tonight for everyone. All the love. -Tau

I need to really learn how to just, like… Uncompromisingly refuse to diminish myself for the comfort of others and eliminate any guilt I carry for being myself or feeling feelings or having reactions to things.

“A single hot Cheeto would kill a Victorian boy!” The average Victorian boy, outside the upper class, worked in a coal mine by day, a brothel by night, developed a cocaine habit by about age 10, started chain smoking by about age 5, and probably lost a limb in an industrial accident at some point.

The stage I’m met in my recovery process is: spontaneous human combustion

People keep telling me that I’m very patient and composed, but I personally just do not see it. From my point of view, I am a short tempered, easily frustrated, emotionally fragile little piece of shit who flies off the handle at the smallest thing.

No, Temu, I don’t think I will be buying raw steak from you.

absolutely no way in hell

Best seat in the house, I'd say! Commission for NS22Highwater Art by Gillpanda©2026

Y’all the Alien 3 Legacy Cut is SOOOOO good! It’s a fan edit that fixes so much about the film, I love it so much!

I’ll just keep doing my gay little thing and if anyone thinks I’m too much they can just go find someone less.

I may have completely fucked the project file for Bindiger Forest. Looking into fixes.

A little vinegar in the kettle cleaned it up real nice!

I will get better but I'd like to wallow in my trauma for a little bit just to get it outta' my system, thanks.

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh

“This shit stinks!” “Don’t breathe the fumes!” “I’m in a fuckin’ pipe with it! How can I keep from breathing it?" "I mean, don't breathe too hard. You'll get high." "That's good for me."

I confessed to my parents that I use weed tonight. They were mostly curious.

What I need is a browser plugin that I can feed all this person's art into that recognizes it and hides it from me forever. Just snips it out.

Honestly, at this point, I'm half tempted to delete all my socials, throw my phone in a lake, cut myself loose from the fandom, and live in a cave. He's inescapable. He wins. I can't get away.

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

Were Were those the only two options

The same week the NYTimes was devoting its significant resources to producing this ridiculous piece about Lauren Sanchez Bezos's call for rich people to not worry and be happy, Ryan Hass, an independent journalist in Oregon, was investigating this horrifying story about a death in an Amazon plant.

Maybe some day I'll be healed enough for this not to be a problem, but PLEASE DO NOT post uncredited art, in the meantime. Credit IN THE SAME POST AS THE IMAGE

I can block them, mute them, keyword mute their @, and do the same to all their friends, but they’re such a prolific furry artist that there’s no avoiding it as hard as I try. Sooner or later, someone always comes around posting their art in a way I can’t really avoid.

I’ve done everything I can to erase them from my life, but all it takes is for one person to post an untagged image or an FA link in a discord server and I just have to sit there and deal with the sudden electric shock of panic and wait for my heart to stop racing.