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@larrygoose.bsky.social
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Goofy ass and wife of kevjg
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Lindsay Katai
2 days ago
Christian Clothing CEO: You finish that sweatshirt about saving as many souls as possible? Christian Clothing Designer: Sure did, boss. Real fuckin’ ominous and with an implied threat of mass murder, just like you asked. Christian Clothing CEO: What.
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Sometimes people say “wow you’re in the trenches rn” about having a few small kids and I usually think “nah I have a cushy life I just like to complain” but that all goes out the window when a stomach bug is in play. I’m literally at war
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I really love our town I never want to leave
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Would be a really tremendous couples costume
4 days ago
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Step on a crack, make your mom throw it back
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dan mentos
12 days ago
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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John Herreid
11 days ago
Original watercolor illustration for Tomie dePaola’s The Lady of Guadalupe, at the Marian Library at the University of Dayton, Ohio.
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Genuinely disturbing
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12 days ago
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Freak 4yo didn’t like pot roast w carrots and potatoes But had multiple helpings of salad w arugula, apple, Gorgonzola, pine nuts ?????
14 days ago
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2yo is into Cinderella lately and calls him “prince charmy”
15 days ago
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Mew
17 days ago
Telling people "if you speak up while you're with your child, you're putting them at risk" is just a naked threat to hurt your children if you don't shut up.
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The kids watch Scooby doo mostly for their screen time which is cool but they will sometimes try to make conversation with people by talking about the headless horseman
17 days ago
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4yo asked to play “tie dye is the sky” and it took me a couple asks before I realized he wanted to listen to “the tide is high”
17 days ago
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I dislike winter
19 days ago
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what can you even say
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19 days ago
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4yo was describing his magnatile building plans as “splendid”
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We have enough cranberries to make another one so I think I will
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21 days ago
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My kids have full water bottles in their beds to prevent “one more sip of water” bedtime delays/middle of night wake-ups But nothing. NOTHING. Is as good as drinking from mama’s bedside table water glass
21 days ago
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Trying to explain to my kids the difference between me having eaten the last piece of pie, not having eaten the whole pie
21 days ago
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It’s amazing how going from very bad sleep to merely bad sleep can improve your entire outlook on life
22 days ago
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jack 🌹
23 days ago
Good Morning
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I’ve been trying to have better posture/less tension at least a little bit and it is kinda nuts how much I tense up my shoulders for absolutely no reason
23 days ago
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I meant to this year but 2026 I think I will get proficient at using a sewing machine
23 days ago
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Colin Dickey
27 days ago
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩
26 days ago
thinking of her today
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli
26 days ago
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Cranberry upside down cake in the oven ama
26 days ago
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Me, to 2 and 4yo: give the baby space! Also me: [inserting my nose directly into his mouth to get a good huff of baby breath]
27 days ago
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I wish my grandma were still alive for a lot of reasons but I really would’ve loved to hear her thoughts on being a mom. She was the best conversationalist and I would’ve loved to talk to her about it.
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Making Marry Me Chicken tonight. God who is not bound by time and space has made it work in advance
28 days ago
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Love walking away from the table and returning to 18 photos of the lunch I was eating (leftover lasagna) on my phone
29 days ago
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Showed the kids their Xmas pjs from grandma and 2yo did a Gene Parmesan scream
29 days ago
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Kevin
about 1 month ago
just learned that the Dutch for “auxiliary bishop” is “hulpbisschop”
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Thinking about becoming gay to improve my lattes
about 1 month ago
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Whatever you say bud
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about 1 month ago
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Being a perfectionist may be unrealistic, but it’s also psychologically painful
about 1 month ago
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Parker Molloy
about 1 month ago
BlasphemyBot:
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New project—crocheting a rug with strips of old clothing and some scrap yarn
about 1 month ago
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I’m getting new not crooked glasses in an actually updated prescription. Maybe soon I’ll exercise. I’m getting new pants that actually fit. Gonna do skincare. It’s time to be hot folks
about 1 month ago
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Kevin
about 1 month ago
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Yesterday during mass 2yo was snuggling me and stood up on my lap and said “GIMME THAT FOREHEAD” to kiss me
about 1 month ago
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I have to say getting the kids little (real) hand vacs has been great. If they make a spill with a bunch of crumbs that difficult to pick up by hand I just say “ok go get your vacuum” since they’re too little to do a good job sweeping
about 1 month ago
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One of my grinchiest parenting opinions is that I hate goodie bags
about 1 month ago
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4yo watched a little hockey with me before bed and was asking a million questions about everything. Saw a graphic about the 2018 draft class so I was explaining teams picking younger people “Oh. None of them picked me I guess”
about 1 month ago
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The baby thinks 4yo is the funniest person in the world
about 1 month ago
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Peter
about 1 month ago
the AI-generated chapter titles for our episodes are making me believe in the power of AI
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If I see a gift your wife will like I’ll tell you. I’m that kind of gal
about 1 month ago
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“Mama can you hold this for me while I go to the bathroom”
about 1 month ago
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Tom
about 1 month ago
I wonder what sort of entities are *this* scared of prayer
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2yo with a pretend cash register, beeping the scanner: “do you want me to scan a witch. And a bumblebee. And GOD”
about 1 month ago
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