Constantly thinking about going to the hairdresser and asking if they can make my hair look like my daughter’s

Lol

4yo now takes like 45 mins to fall asleep but he’s fluttering around his bed playing “ice cream truck”

That classic Merle haggard ditty “mama tired”

A Yes cover band called Yep

I try to be understanding of people who don’t return their grocery carts but when they leave it IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARKING SPACE it makes me feel insane

Classic

4yo told me I’m cute when I smile so ill be riding that high for a while

beautiful sunshine and blue skies for the first farmer’s market of the year. I wonder if there’s any correlation between “going outside” and “feeling happy”

We’re gonna need a recalibration of the #MikkoMeter at this rate… #SoundTheSiren

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

“The Claude Delusion”

I appreciate the frugal cooking accounts but everyone in their family eats way less than we do

Der Konflikt zwischen Papst Leo XIV. und Donald Trump zeigt: Die Politik von MAGA lässt sich nicht so einfach mit dem katholischen Glauben vereinbaren, wie die religiöse Rechte behauptet.

More like I need ballroom, these pants are too tight!

Was looking through old pics and found some screenshots from ~*the event*~ and had a nice little trip down panic attack memory lane

No one told me size 6 boys’ stuff is when they stop even trying to be cute and start “EAT. SLEEP. GAME. REPEAT” and “WARNING: MAY DO SOMETHING STUPID AT ANY MOMENT”

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what’s up Sarah Percy and bill

Frankly I don't know enough about Vance to know whether this is the case. A hilarious side-story IS how many Claremont Institute people flew to Rome to wine and dine some cardinals, hoping to curry a vote for the next pope, only to learn cardinals love free things AND doing whatever they want.

Pope Leo turned the question around like the boss he is.

Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water https://theonion.com/report-every-place-on-earth-has-wrong-amount-of-water-1851544516/

ME: Ah, but one of us only lies and the other tells only the truth! OTHER GUY: (to the adventures) He does this every time. You guys can just go in

3 months for a new restaurant concept done in 24 hours. next week on top chef: restaurant wars

Wow! In our family we pick out and read “books” at bedtime.

Pope Leo: “I think it’s very important to understand that the unity or division of the Church should not revolve around sexual matters. We tend to think that when the Church is talking about morality, that the only issue of morality is sexual.”

I wrote about Marilyn Monroe for the new issue of Bookforum. www.bookforum.com/print/3204/b...

4 found a couple of teeny snail babies outside

the way this makes sense for RFK is that "healthy people" and "sick people" are ontological categories.

Whether a visual cue associated with a talker can prime you with expectations about their voice

a teenage boy just made it clear to me that he thought the shirt im wearing was advertising the two separate concepts of guns and of roses

Pope Leo XIV is making it impossible to reconcile MAGA politics with Catholic faith.

All the modern popes have been antiwar; all the modern U.S. presidents have ignored them. Historically, neither side has wanted to heighten the contradictions for American Catholics by forcing the question — but that entente seems to be falling apart. In this article I try to explain why.

“Can you see what I’m writing? I’m writing about whales. The first line said ‘Whales have gills’ so I crossed it out.” “Would you like me to tell you what letters you need to spell ‘whale’?” “No dada: that doesn’t matter because I’m writing in Chinese.”

Yesterday morning 4 was helping 2 reach a plate for breakfast, but 2 didn’t like the color of it “NO THATS NOT PINK ITS RED!” 4, calmly, in a singsong voice: “no thank you, that’s not the one I want”

It’s playoff hockey time folks

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Spring

today 4yo asked me if I love him or his sister more so I said I love them both equally but that he’s so special and no one is just like him He thought for a second and said “yeah no one has all my same clothes”

Sorry but if we’re friends this is just how I text. I don’t plan to change I’ll just feel bad about it now

Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."

Caesar salad Sees her salad Seize her salad

Go off papa

Me: what do you guys wanna be for Halloween this year? 4: maybe like a vampire 2: I wanna be Joan of arc, and have a sword, and be a BAD Joan of arc and fight the ZOMBIES

Noodling over the idea of a toy swap w friends where we cycle around unused toys and get someone else’s. Everything is more fun when it’s new

Look, you are allowed to be a Catholic and say the pope got something wrong. But if you make a public statement like "Looks like the pope forgot a little thing called 'Just War Tradition' that says sometimes God *loves* war," then you are plainly too stupid to be in charge of wars, or anything else.

Yeah the pope should stick to issues of morality, like “blowing up school children is wrong,” “the richest country on earth owes its residents certain things,” “the poor deserve to be treated with dignity” What do you think morality IS man?