Damn. We’re truly in the worst timeline.

an historic moment in SNL history and SNL socials are already out there posting the bleeped version and we can’t have that so here is the unbleeped one god bless king Ego

Feeling seen 🇵🇭

Dead

Schoolchildren are routinely slaughtered by AR-15s. Hundreds die. [*crickets* "Thoughts and prayers" *crickets*] A couple unoccupied cars are set on fire. No one is hurt. ["THIS HORROR WILL NOT STAND!!! We MUST act to STOP it from ever happening AGAIN!!!!" We will pass new LAWS BANNING IT!!!]

They gave up their dignity and bent the knee, betraying both their customers and their country. And they did it for money. Money they had no need for. The result? They lost billions and billions. The worst deal with the devil ever.

From now on his name is just Fuck Schumer.

In response to what Schumer is saying on TV: A: The government is ALREADY SHUT DOWN. They’ve been shutting it down since Jan 20, for black people. Perhaps Chuck could acknowledge that?? B: They already have the reins of power. Chuck wants it open so he can continue playing pretend!

A lot can happen in five months. 🇺🇸

How it started How it's going

Is musk a scam?

Per @steveinskeep.bsky.social: “Here The NY Times identifies words the Trump administration erased or discouraged in federal websites and documents, along with many of the ideas that the words express.”

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Taking my Trump derangement syndrome to new heights. (Stay for the finale.) 🧹🫧💚🇺🇸 #NewVideo #DefyDemocracy #Parody

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

Buildings where the people's business is no longer being done as directed by the Constitution are being repurposed as additional revenue sources.

Somewhere, Jeff Bezos is angrily clicking “track shipment” to see what happened to his new editorial page.

As a professor of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to the President’s address: Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.

As Abraham Lincoln once said of Ulysses S. Grant: "I cannot spare this one, he fights."

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NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent. “It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up. “A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.” @kyivindependent.com

Ever played the lottery? Chances were almost zero of winning but you did it anyway. Let's donate to these races. Even $2 Matt Gaetz's House seat is OPEN. Michael Waltz's House seat is OPEN. Elise Stefanik's House seat is OPEN. Marco Rubio's Senate seat is OPEN. JD Vance's Senate seat is OPEN.

absolute queen

Maybe corny but it was helpful for me to hear Henry Rollins saying "this is not time to be dismayed, this is punk rock time, this is what Joe Strummer trained you for... You can be thunderous in your own life, to the eight people around you. That rubs off... Goodness is viral"

An entire Trump Administration of the world's worst Affirmative Action hires compromising of thoroughly unqualified men, white mediocre men, kiss ups, toadies, bootlickers and cultists.

Brilliant protest. Yosemite National Park workers hung an upside-down American flag — traditionally a symbol of distress or a national threat — thousands of feet off the ground on the side of El Capitan.

Yes! Malicious compliance or intentionally ignorant beauracracy.

Not all heroes wear capes 🤣🔥

This is how I would respond to the email Musk has had sent to government employees (not legal advice). 1. Refused to violate the law. 2. Refused to violate the Constitution. 3. Refused to bow or scrape. 4. Refused to bend a knee. 5. Deleted this stupid email.

Here's a copy of the email being sent to federal employees. In case anyone is wondering, the sender is [email protected]. Do with that what you will.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

I’ve left all other social platforms and have wondered if they have been saying anything there because I haven’t heard one damn thing from them here. From people who all swore an oath to the constitution and faithfully executed their duties, the silence is deafening.

This is fascism.

Musk's ascendancy along w/that of the other billionaires in Trump's cabinet and Trump himself is proof that however fucked up our politics may be, the root cause of the dire circumstances in which we find ourselves today is an economic system that has exacerbated inequality to intolerable extremes.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Your dynamic guide to which place is getting most screwed by Donald Trump

This should be good. The public can call in and listen: 833-990-9400 Meeting ID: 483633106

“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”

🧵"So this is how liberty dies..." Trump’s first 3 weeks have been a relentless flood of actions. It's incredibly hard to keep up. I’ve gone through 69 actions & mapped out the pattern - showing how they fall within 5 broad domains consistent with authoritarian states 1/9

This is amazing. Via @nytimes.com

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