everyone keeps telling me this post is yuri

okay so hear me out but jumping spiders are kinda like the dwarf rabbit of the bugworld whats that? dwarf rabbits arent predator animals? maybe the should try harder

once went to a cosplay performance competition where seven of fifteen entrants all performed "everything you can do i can do better" which was only made better when entrant pair number fifteen comes on stage, a naruto and sasuke duo, and simply said "well you can all guess what we were gonna do"

apollo justice really wont shut up about this guys hog huh

umineko when they cry 🤝 apollo justice: ace attorney dapper red guy with big emotions solves murders while pitting himself against an opponent tied to his predecessor's past that always seems to know more about the situation than he does

because the whole point of Derry is that you can never truly identify if the rot in the town was because of It or if It is able to survive there because of the rot in the town. the whole narrative thread of every Derry appearance is the lack of clarity about why the town is evil

trying to play apollo justice but i keep getting distracted by how big his damn hands are

hey wait

oh my god mimi and nyami real

Imagine thinking that Samus needed an awkward bespectacled sidekick and making it a fucking nerd guy, and not a really subby lesbian with a military hardware fetish.

the way ramona flowers scott pilgrim takes off has a little ritual of changing her hair colour & investigating it a little in the mirror every time really speaks to me

when i die i need you all to understand that if i am to continue to exist all you have to do is talk about me like part of me is still with you and that if you put me in the digital soul cairn i WILL be haunting your ass, and not in the fun or sexy way

need someone to go to court to establish the "exploding hammer car precedent" where if a threat is clearly an unactuonable online provocation then it doesnt need to he treated as an actual threat

welcome back blitzball ffx

the pain of "i want to know as little about a metroid game as possible before starting" crashing up against "oh wow what if the annoying dude they added makes it a waste of 100$"

What's fucked up is that we already know from 17 years ago that Samus having a sidekick CAN work, but for some reason, they just refuse to reunite her with pikachu

me talking about my hookup last night

In light of the recent Steam Hardware Announcement. I give unto you, Steambun

I know it's cliché to say this, but if you're thinking about transitioning, just fucking do it already. You can always stop if you don't like it, but if you wait years and years and then do it and realize it was the best decision you ever made, you'll bitterly regret not having done it sooner.

gimbert kimbert

umineko

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender

D4 : Dwarf Dreams Don't Die

they sealed this booboo bear in the earth for her sins

holy fuck new probably unachievable lifegoal of experiencing the giant inflatable glowing rainbow mechanized anomalocaris unlocked

This is so cool!

i can't believe i forgot that "quite based" wasn't even an edit

And of course you want detail pics of the millipede too. (Legslegslegslegslegs) I LOVE weird patterned minky fabrics, I hoard them whenever I find them cheap and sometimes when I find them expensive too. <3 Having the marbled fabrics for these on hand was great. :D

we have enoyugh healsluts we need more healwhateverthefuckshesgotgoingon

oh im gonna need one of those new steam controllers SO bad

ANUBIS: the sins and virtues of your life have collected in your heart. if it weighs more than this feather of ma'at, ammit will devour you. ME: come on big money no whammies big money no whammies \*sees the part-hippo part-lion part-crocodile goddess looming* oh cute doggo c: big money no whammies

outer wilds 🤝 void stranger holy fuck i didnt think you could DO that with the gamespace

I still really wanna make a list of videogame cigarettes and how they affect you in game. Like “System Shock 2: depletes health and replenishes psi” and “Metal Gear Solid: depletes health, reveals laser tripwires”. I’m obsessed with how cigarettes are implemented in such funny ways

Thank you for the Glizzysaurus, Chat!

beat outer wilds again its still game of all time

experiments in deep space long shot attempts to find extrasolar objects have caused another bad choice but theres music this time

outer wilds fucked up and evil moments (why do i have to do these sections that keep making me dizzy when i mess up)

cow cubes but it's inside the cube from cube

okay, seriously: if we were to corral this, would anyone be interested in contributing? Here is the google form: forms.gle/m2V4j4cDvwNu...

if you ever randomly get the urge to donate to the democratic party, feel free to venmo that money to me or another trans person instead - we'll make sure it doesn't get used to take away people's healthcare

desert roses