i could use a few bucks for groceries if anyone's able to, what i had on hand is now running low

they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku

Samus, use your space boots to make that jump. Have you tried using your space boots? So close, Samus! Try the space boots next time. That jump looks pretty far, Samus, but I think your spaceboots should give you the extra lift you need. Samus, you can use your space boots to jump higher than normal

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WHAT DID I EVEN DO

i deeply appreciate deadlock for being the thing that finally killed my interest in league of legends. feels very similar to how getting on modafinil finally killed my caffeine cravings

started final fantasy tactics (war of the lions, not the new version). really interesting that one of ramza's earliest defining character traits is fulfilling all his responsibilities and then some, but then being accused of being ungrateful for the resulting praise for not sounding happy enough

Here ya go. I have a Firefox extension that sometimes works. Thanks for sharing.

Wario Might Be Pretty Bad But He Owns a Pair of Sneakers That Light Up When He Walks So You Should Play as Him More

Wario's Genuine Moment of Emotional Vulnerability

local serpent demands hoagie and flaming hot cheetos as tribute

you feel the need to label the hotdog on the skateboard "literal coolest thing ever" because you know in your heart it sucks

warner brothers trickster figures explained

the pictures i have of them aren't great so you'll have to use your imagination, but in the past couple days i made feijoada and i made shokupan and i made egg sandwiches with the shokupan. ok cool thanks for imagining

i really do think that "baking is harder than cooking" is a myth. it's just that most people can already cook somewhat when they start learning to bake, and they find those skills less transferrable than they expected and go "oh, this is hard"

Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Columbo

hey, could anyone throw me $5 or $10 via paypal or venmo? aside from not having SNAP right now, i need to pick up some meds (small copay) and my account is $4 overdrawn paypal.me/rhiannon990 venmo: @scyphozoan

anyways, the pommes

many people are asking me how to plan a day's worth of meals with chronic fatigue and fibromyalgia, and it's simple breakfast 6pm: chicken nuggets lunch, 11pm: chicken nuggets dinner, 3am: chicken nuggets fourth meal bc you also have a circadian rhythm disorder, 8am: pommes boulangère

Snake Woman Ecosystem

It's real.

please look forward to chapter 3 of soul of sovereignty on november 21st. #soulsov

played a game of mothership tonight where i got to play a very scary android mob enforcer on a space station. she was almost exclusively sent to commit the kinds of cruelty humans might balk at, either out of disgust or fear of reprisal

Fleetwood Mac's "Landslide" is a pretty good sound but its worldbuilding is severely compromised in that it never explains what it means to get "Older 2"

seeing people post ACs so here's my main: The Gnashing of Teeth, a zippy little rushdown mech with shotguns, pile bunker, and the little starter missile pack that makes people dodge into shotgun blasts. a white/light brown/black/red color scheme meant to look unsettlingly organic and skeletal

if you call your recipe "flourless" and i open it up and find out it has a bunch of almond flour in it, that's cheating and i will be imagining you suffering a beam attack as a result

didn't post this little lyric game here before when i wrote it back in february, but i will now since someone has actually played it transformation sequence: a game for one player, and then another

i feel like i'm only getting better at balancing the tone of this stuff

Anyway, pictures of jerma i have saved as #VTM clans

some few home run balls simply disappear, rolling upward and shrinking away; presumably they are caught and collected by god itself

one-out popups with runners in scoring position are unfortunate, but if you hit one at least 50 feet high you are awarded 100 in-game credits that can be spent on sunflower seeds or gum in the dugout shop. that explains most of these

do you think they’re scared of what will happen if they stop playing baseball

i do

everything I've been looking into re: snakes and insects recently has made youtube just periodically suggest that i spend an hour and a half watching a channel I've never seen before talk about a specific species of animal I've never heard of and like. yeah i do want that is the thing

WAIT the vid length increase means I can finally post the miitomo video

in every multiplayer game i pick up, i seem to find a weird character with "permanent mid-tier" written all over them and then one-trick them. just kind of instinctively, by accident

every once in a while i think about someone I've had negative opinions of for a while and suddenly realize i had imported those opinions from someone who i no longer think of as a good judge of character, and a little unlocking sound effect plays

maybe i should dye some blonde streaks into my hair