finally watched del toro's frankenstein... great movie 👍

>:( bluesky still haven't labelled my account as adult even though i came of age years and years ago

ok. i don't come to you with *my* problems

the thing about "gender critical" is that they kind of *have* to arrive at "all trans people are sex criminals" because literally all of their other arguments are banal conceptual navel-gazing about definitions and semantics that nobody but them would think is adequate justification for anything

sick of the trend of game developers making games in genres i don't like. why doesn't every single game appeal to me

free yourself from the concept of the guilty pleasure. if you like a piece of art defend it. fight for its honour

90% of cats stop meowing right before their owner refills the dish

adding an "In Popular Culture" section to the wikipedia page on potassium benzoate

it's one of the more baffling recurrent discourse cycles, this whole "i will go into crushing insurmountable debt if i have an unforeseen medical emergency" VS "well, statistically, this generation has more collective wealth than any other in human history, so actually you're doing fine" thing

once a month like clockwork i wake up to some bullshit like "youtube has replaced half of the search dropdown with ai slop" and have to spend half an hour messing with my ublock filters

i don't kick his ass because i don't have the money. i kick his ass because he deserves it

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

do you remember in 2021-22 when all the conservatives started pretending it was hard to hear people speak through a face mask. we should really be mocking them for that more

Insider reporting from an unnamed Eggmanland official says catching that meddlesome hedgehog is "95% done"

me when it's nearly time to hop off call and go to bed

I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.

i am now going to review all 10 of suwako moriya's spell cards in touhou 10: mountain of faith extra stage. to remind you that we are not friends

here’s our super realistic immersive game world… we have done everything technologically possible to make this game world feel real to the player…….now… here is a Level 50 Enemy Pig… hit him a hundred times.., make sure to parry his Super Mud Slam..

my counterpoint to andy: let's not implement the guidance. let's just not do it

i still think if we got a couple really big streamers in on it we could get a gta 6 boycott going. not because of woke. just pure don't you want to crash the entire economy. don't you want to feel that power. we can do this together. all you have to do is not buy gta 6

screaming and throwing up. can't find the image of the sonic logo but it's werner herzog and it says "Werner the Herzog"

genuinely instantly disqualifying of the entire document that this is in here. this is straightforwardly idiotic and everyone, including the person who wrote it, knows that. government document btw

feel like pure shit just want sekiro dlc with lady tomoe superboss

when farage takes power remember that this labour government did not just "leave the door open" for them, but actively, maliciously, passed some of the most openly fasicst discriminatory law dreamed up in parliament

We did it, lads. We banned trans people from toilets. Now to sit back and watch house prices come down and vegetables stop rotting on supermarket shelves and we'll all come together and feast on Cadbury's Creme Eggs as big as your head, m'boy, And we'll watch Morecambe and Wise, who did NOT die

the thing about valve is imagine if nintendo made a trillion dollars off the wii shop channel and then never made a game again since super mario galaxy 2

guy who correctly identifies the intentional subtext of a piece of art and then, when the next instalment makes it explicit, gets excited that the creators "acknowledged his fan theory"

Star Fox 64 has some truly memorable dialogue, but nothing beats the Lylat Wars UK localisation if you ask me.

the woke nanny state won't even let you drive your car into the lake on purpose

could have spent them listening to david bowie's Magic Dance. or david bowie's Underground. i watched labyrinth yesterday

Dark Souls political alignment quiz where the only question is "what pronouns do you use for gwyndolin". 100% accuracy rate

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

when darth vader kills obi-wan he disappears leaving his robes behind. but then when we actually see his ghost he's wearing those exact robes. so what the fuck

funniest soulsborne challenge run video trope for sure is when they run up against some bizarre edge case nobody would ever find playing normally and then criticise the game for it as if it's not clearly their own fault

single panel comic i can't be bothered to draw: guy reclining on sofa looking at switched-off TV, second guy walking in the door. "what are you doing?" "watching netflix"

i still have no idea why stream vods put the live chat visible onscreen. what if we did the tiktok subway surfers thing only instead of subway surfers it's random people having totally off topic arguments and occasional bigot trolls

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

Who cares

they literally named it after the charlottesville white supremacist rally and the bbc is like "well there's just no way to know"

touhou is fantastic because name another video game that makes you yell "FUCK BEAUTIFUL SPRING. I HATE BEAUTIFUL SPRING"

This just shows what a mistake it was for the series to go fully 3D. If they’d stuck with a top-down perspective the game would’ve cost half as much to make.