We're living, laughing, and loving here at the Winter Palace

I wish Andrew Cuomo all the best in his new career as senior strategist for the Newsom 2028 campaign, which will lose to Trump by an historic margin despite the latter's own campaign mostly just being throwing puppies in a giant blender on live TV.

Guy you bought an eighth from in your early 20s who offered to smoke you out but after the biggest bong rip of your entire life he starts yelling about females and reverse racism (his words) and it's really uncomfortable but you're too high to leave or argue, endorses Andrew Cuomo

Satan's getting shot in the face and being forced to apologize as we speak

I for one invite the president to keep building Versailles. He will never regret building Versailles

Pray for the Tim Burton and Danny Elfman haters in your life this Halloween. We're suffering. As always.

nobody wants to hear about your problems

Have we done this one yet

@bsky.app : the code is the product! The code that lets you edit typos: *not pictured*

The US: burns bridges with every single trade partner across the globe because the guy in charge is a bumblefuck Also the US: shocked that every is trading with the world's second largest economy a lot more all the sudden

Columbus was a monster by the standards of his own time

Antifa guy #1: you guys get paid? Antifa guy #2: you guys are organized? Antifa guy #3: erm actually the third arrow stands for communism so you're literally the feds Antifa guy #4: yeah I wear this anthro suit for protests. Prrrrrotests. Antifa guy#5: you guys get transgender for everyone??!

Lmao

The Nobel Prize is a joke award for clowns

SCHISM! SCHISM!

This is absolute turbo cope. BUT. My hope is if they make good on their threat to deal with "antifa" the same way they've been dealing with the "cartels," it will have a galvanizing effect on the populace similar to what happened to the Ukrainian public at the beginning of the Russo-Ukrainian War.

Cishet white guy permanently leaves the United States then wants to tell everyone still here how to feel and think. Many such cases.

In a shocking turn of events, Axl Rose demonstrates basic human decency

"Black people are tired. Not metaphorically tired—actually tired. The kind of tired that turns every group chat into a mix of gallows humor and emotional triage." I write about white ignorance and how exhausting it is to hear white ppl insist "this isn't who we are, when it's ALWAYS who we've been.

Personally quite excited for the Charli XCX/Swiftie street war a la Tupac and Biggie

A good half of this godforsaken site needs to hear this you can't fawn and placate your way out of fascism.

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

Post something random or have an awful (OC)tober

I'm exhausted. I'm angry. I'm scared. It's going to get much worse before it gets better. But friends? We're going to win.

Fuck Charlie Kirk

just going to say if you’re cancelling disney+ or another streaming service to boycott ABC, please consider donating that money to any of the trans people needing mutual aid right now. finding work as a trans person as hard. a lot of us are fighting for survival every day and even $5 helps so much

What we're seeing in the "don't sign up for protests" discourse is what Paulo Freire described as the convert's failure to trust the knowledge of the oppressed. As the convert tries to stand in solidarity with the oppressed, they refuse to let go of a world where they were the authority by default.

Rache Bartmoss did nothing wrong

Datakrash now

No new pictures where are you at mentally

transgender on DMT: hmmm okayyyy. i guess im a furry billionaire on DMT: i finally understand now. god wants me to put racism on the blockchain

>they won't use the Dick Zapper 9000 on protestors at the Dick Zapper 9000 Protest that's ridiculous >Well of course they're going to use the Dick Zapper 9000 at the protest that's why I'll be whipping out my dick >Oh God my dick has been zapped why didn't leftists warn me >Newsom/Harris 2028 ☑️🇺🇸

Cut to Schumer, Pelosi, Schiff, Jeffries, and Newsom all tripping over each other to be the first to get the live reaction of whichever McCain is closest

Hey look it's that thing what people who have actually done organizing warned you about

This is some of y'all's first real encounter with state repression and it fucking shows

Dems, for decades: "Elected officials and their appointees are basically powerless to compel big corporations to do anything they don't already want to do. Hell we can't even pass legislature with a simple majority. Sowwy uwu vote blue no matter who" Just remember that

I love women because they are either thinking about death or political revolution

I'm sorry I thought it would have maybe been all the human lives and genocidal actions and rhetoric. But no, actually it was the cancellation of the second least funniest Jimmy that convinced y'all to take this seriously?

It's never too early to give your kid a complex!

Chromosomal anomalies have the chance to do the funniest thing

(gritting teeth) critical support to jimmy kimmel

Troubling as this is it is also possibly the only funny thing that has ever involved Jimmy Kimmel

For all cis queer people with trans friends: 1. You have a trans friend? Good for you, you’re cool 2. Please give your trans friends cookies or money every time they leave the house to hang out with you. It’s rough out there

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Don’t register for a protest Registering has nothing to do with the protest itself, it only helps the organizer build their lists Contact lists are useful! They shouldn’t be built at events where a person could be criminalized or made a witness thassit