Friends, tis the season for ✨eggnog pie✨ youtube.com/shorts/hLVBD...

I have a friend who hates soup. He says, and I quote, “it’s just wet food.” I pray for him every autumn.

121 days until Opening Day

If she had been born earlier, she could’ve become internet famous the old fashioned way — by blogging about cooking all of Mario Batali’s recipes in a year.

Tim Apple weeping, crying, throwing up

I dunno, maybe putting racist, reactionary rapists in charge and letting them blow up the global economy was a bad idea??

Baseball appears to have been the glue holding my brain together.

Amy Sherald: “A lot of times when you don’t know what you’re going to make, it’s not because you have some kind of block, it’s just because you haven’t lived out in the world long enough." baltimorebeat.com/epically-ecs...

You know some dude in Bushwick who joined DSA on Wednesday is sending this to his roster right now.

Hard to overstate how much Cricket hates tiny shirt season.

Man that's fucked up about the surveillance panopticon. We really fucked that one up man

🎶 Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown And things seem hard or tough And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft And you feel that you've had quite enough.... Just remember you can make a big bowl of Amatriciana.

All these fascists are trying to burn the world down, but those motherfuckers don’t know how much I love you.

Cub, derogatory

Umpires are just cops who want free hot dogs.

or maybe they'll both get hammered immediately and we learn nothing because, in fact, it is impossible to know anything and futile to try. that's baseball

Today is somehow the first time it’s been raining hard since we lost Pancho earlier this year? Anyway, it made me very sad this morning to only grab Cricket’s raincoat. Because Pancho loved to put on his coat and tell you about his top five favorite hazy IPAs.

Got good news earlier this week. Does my body feel like I got good news? Of course not.

my entire timeline is baseball sickos, people who have attempted to attain baseball sicko-hood but are failing their test of endurance, and people who are marveling at the baseball sickos extremely proud of you all

Friends, please

lol just remembered Casey Neistat works for this guy

Love it here.

I’ve spent all of October fighting dumb FedEx screwups to get my book delivered. 21 days after its original due date, it’s supposedly on a truck for delivery. Did they call to confirm a time, equipment, or delivery location for the literal half ton of books? Of course not.

The Glitch Anker power bank still saves lives in my household

I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard

Love that you have to swear loudly at a robot for 3-27 minutes before being able to connect with a customer service representative now. Very good future we have here.

Just found out my favorite comic artist from childhood rules????

We spent the night with @cvh.bsky.social and met a celebrity

wizard frog is insane

End of Summer in Baltimore

Watching Bryce Harper drink a glass of Raw Milk with RFK when the Phillies visit the White House may ruin my love of baseball on the spot.

Stress-cooking eggplant parm and garlic bread, need anything?

Poaching radishes in brown butter to feel something

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Driving to Pittsburgh to take a photo.

Seeing Weapons as god intended — in an empty theater at 1PM on a Monday.

Summertime 2025

Okay... Here's your coping charcuterie and cheese, your hold one's own orange wine, your endure edible, your little treat little forehead kiss, and your tolerate this together threesome. Oh, and your Tums. Can I get you anything else?

Orem, Utah July 2024

My partner has a coworker who just found out and I am amazed. How.

Neighbors, Baltimore 2025

I guess I actually was pretty mad about that stupid golden paperweight www.anildash.com/2025/09/09/h...

Morning, afternoon, evening Baltimore, 2023

You know what I mean?

Baltimore in the Spring, 2023

Have we not suffered enough