Just found out my favorite comic artist from childhood rules????

We spent the night with @cvh.bsky.social and met a celebrity

wizard frog is insane

End of Summer in Baltimore

Watching Bryce Harper drink a glass of Raw Milk with RFK when the Phillies visit the White House may ruin my love of baseball on the spot.

Stress-cooking eggplant parm and garlic bread, need anything?

Poaching radishes in brown butter to feel something

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Driving to Pittsburgh to take a photo.

Seeing Weapons as god intended — in an empty theater at 1PM on a Monday.

Summertime 2025

Okay... Here's your coping charcuterie and cheese, your hold one's own orange wine, your endure edible, your little treat little forehead kiss, and your tolerate this together threesome. Oh, and your Tums. Can I get you anything else?

Orem, Utah July 2024

My partner has a coworker who just found out and I am amazed. How.

Neighbors, Baltimore 2025

I guess I actually was pretty mad about that stupid golden paperweight www.anildash.com/2025/09/09/h...

Morning, afternoon, evening Baltimore, 2023

You know what I mean?

Baltimore in the Spring, 2023

Have we not suffered enough

Well, maybe tomorrow.

Y’all ever think about how massaging kale is just pre-chewing with your hand?

Our next release for @goodfight.co comes out next month. It’s mine. I’m freaking out about it, naturally. But also have no idea how to say “hey, uh, fuck the fascists and our country is collapsing and please buy my book it’s my heart on paper.” without sounding trite.

Last night, while eating dinner after a long day, Alyse offered me a Cool Ranch Dorito covered in wild amounts of seasoning.

Announcing my new album ‘You, Me, the Reign’ out everywhere September 26th via @craftedsounds.bsky.social stream the first two singles now!! 🥹 🍊🥀🪷🌊 Preorder on Vinyl via @bandcamp.com www.craftedsounds.net/reign

People are saying.

Reading this today and sharing with you to counter the narrative of Baltimore as "so far gone."

My favorite tattoo artist, who did my entire left arm, just posted a gen-AI video explaining why you should get tattoos.

watching a bunch of people on the train help a guy who doesn't speak a ton of English get off at the right stop & I can't imagine how baby shit-soft you have to be to find this city scary.

“Did you bring protection?” Me, pulling out and popping in my Night Guard, “Yesth, of coursth.”

This image makes me swell with an uncontainable joy & delight. The article is tremendous & while a picture may say 1000 words, the ones the writers chose bring a level of context to this image that concretely highlights societal connection points to everything we glorify about sports and community.

Substack is not sustainable from a business perspective— and that's before you get to the fact that they are now pushing Nazi content onto people's phones. You either move now or move in shame later. Those are the two options really.

If you have not read Rich Hill’s personal essay about losing his son Brooks please do so now. But I warn you that you will become a lifelong fan and maybe even cry sometimes when you watch him keep chasing his dream at 45: www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/ric...

I’ve been wrapping up the final 1% of my book and I am ready to never see these photos again. Which means it’s a perfect time to get them printed and make it my life’s work to sell them for a year or two.

Colbert will be all right, maybe even better off. The world's his oyster and I'm sure MSNBC and Netflix will come calling. He could stand up the biggest late night YouTube channel in days. But they are just torching the Late Show, an institution, solely to appease a dictator. And that fucking sucks.

Publishing is beautiful.

Cast Timothee Chalamet,you cowards!

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

Have a 6PM meeting today. Cursed.

Ah, the quarterly "should we just move to Brooklyn?" hit early this summer.

Taco Bell makes you gay. Happy Pride!

throuples are fun & this is horrible pr

The Camden Yards Special

Great question, thanks for asking

Always be scheming.

Me refusing to send troops to Iraq in 2003: 🚬 IT’S FRENCH

Me: Only sickos would wait outside in the pouring rain for pastries. Them, a real sicko:

It’s a gorgeous book.