I will repeat this every year until i am shadows and dust- the blofeld/bleauchamp coat of arms is a drunk man recreating the jaws poster.

Lather rinse repeat.

Sion Corn wedi dod a Catnip toys i’r cathod. Joio.

Spending xmas at my mother in law’s for the first time. Despite 3+ years’ worth of Sundays spent in this armchair, only four days ago I was informed it has a remote for reclining. I fully intend to Jim Royle the next 72 hours. Nadolig Llawen bawb. x

How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas party

New Christmassy @privateeyenews.bsky.social out. Here is another toon of mine from previous issue. probably the most nichest cartoon I have ever done... #Kafka #cartoon

🎶 It’s timeeee 🎶

Oh my days I remember listening to this on the drive home xmas eve, then making these for my own amusement.

Me this evening, watching “UEFA Playoff A” being drawn in the same group as England after 7 hours of Kid Rock. #WorldCupDraw #DrawRestrictions

Yay!

Lather, rinse, repeat bois. Joio. 👍

Gŵr bonheddig arall i’r CV!!

O’dd hwn yn superb. Suuuuperb. Hats off. 👏👏👏

BOLLOCKS!!!!!

Gordon Bennett…

In a rush to finish something before 6pm and I’ve just audio described a man as “breaded” rather than “bearded”. I’m tempted to leave it in.

"If you hate GenAI you're going to have to stop playing new games when they all start using it" My brother in Christ, my backlog is literally thousands of games long. I have lifetimes worth of earlier titles to play, & I will gladly do that instead of boiling the oceans for a new CoD or whatever

Car Size xkcd.com/3167/

I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that

🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween... #halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster

Went to see Nightmare on Elm St 2 in the cinema. Film is still garbage, but the nostalgic in me really enjoyed the five kids who ran into the screening 20mins in, hid down front, and remained undiscovered when the staff member walked around with a torch. like a free secret cinema bit. hats off.

Can someone explain why someone from the losing party in the Caerphilly by-election is invited onto Sky News and not someone from the party that trounced them? Hey Oligarchs, your bias for far-right chaos is showing.

Nothing on the BBC Radio news this morning. Nothing I could find on their website. This is an MP from the party whose lead in the opinion polls normally ensures them wall-to-wall coverage. She spouts racist nonsense for which even she feels obliged to apologise. What on earth are they playing at?

When does Cyberpunk2077 start being fun and not endless cut-scenes and exposition? So far the best bit has been the vr tutorial, otherwise its just life admin, and i’ve got life admin at home. #Cyberpunk2077 #Ps5

The lad they got to play Rodney in Woman of the Hour is the spit of a young Vincent D’onofrio. It’s like they stuck a wig on Pvt Pyle.

How come ma nhw’n cyfweld Dicw tra bod e’n cal cawod?

That scene of the Welsh BBC correspondent being the only person interviewing Caerphilly's new Plaid AM while the rest of the media interviewed Reform's loser in the background was far too on the nose.

Joio. Plus fi’n briod i rywun o Gaerffili felly allai drio am Aber+Caerffili dual passport nawr.

Luis Moreno < Brennan Johnson

Bolacs.

I predict a traumatically bad and painful “Diweddariad Carfan” tomorrow morning. I’m glad I’m no longer on the other place which i imagine is handling the sight of this starting XI awfully well…

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

Titanic. Bearing in mind The Terminator and Aliens are in my top 5 movies of all time, you’d imagine I’d be willing to give it go for Cameronian reasons but the desire is below zero.

Dydd James Bond Hapus. #HappyJamesBondDay

Next week Smersh Halloween begins. Four weeks. Eight episodes of terror.

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours with no prep. 1) Bond films 2) Snakes 3) Mark Clattenburg disgracefully not giving us a penalty in the derby in 2007.

it's wild how much cats are just cats no matter what if I fits, I sits, tiger edition

Jason Morgan in Golwg on an S4C interview with Reform spokesperson Llŷr Powell: “Are you worried about Welsh [speaking] communities?” Llŷr: “Well, no.” “Is protecting Welsh language culture not going to be on the agenda?” Llŷr: “No.” Also, Morgan’s closing paragraph - ouch!

Decade: Off Menu (2019) thelionandunicorn.com/2025/09/10/d...

Yeah I got an editorial for you

That…was not fun. #KAZWAL

As an Everton fan I’m pleased we’ve made another signing. As a Welshman, I wish he’d signed for Carmarthen Town.

Despite the score and Lonsdale, Moonraker is very bad. In the bottom 4 films.

@huwdavies.bsky.social is this “crap stat” worthy?

If you shut your eyes, peter sarsgaard sounds like john malkovich.

“I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie”

Up the Rhyl Dixie stadium!