The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

man, i get the terminal is cool to be able to run commands and stuff, i bet its so powerful... ...i jsut want to tell my system to restart regularly on a schedule. I shouldn't have to install anything for that, AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO STUFF AROUND WITH CONFIG FILES! This is why no one uses Linux.

hi gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

friend is watching Star Wars Rebels again and having fun remembering how just the sight of a happy family destroyed Kallus's entire career

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - “I love Revachol, though.” She looks around, the wind in her hair. “I hope she loves me too.”

hearing @gigglyalex.bsky.social piss themselves laughing while watching *checks notes* "IT Chapter Two" (2019)

Oomf: "Kids these days don't know what a twink is." Me: "Back in my day you could snap a twink over your knee like Bane, and they'd thank ye for it!"

Actual footage of my laser hair removal this is some pain ritual shit but soon backless dresses will be on the menu

1 in 8 Australian households (1.3 million people) don’t have enough money to buy food

If laser hair removal doesnt give me a pain kink then nothing will. Stars Above that was intense!

trans people are holding out so well against sociopolitical warfare in no small part because of our competitive biological advantage in shitty RTS games

Darth vader voice: "Your dumpy can not save you now."

i constantly think about this post

#StarTrek #Enterprise #DavidMattingly

Every now and then I take another swing at Linux systems and think "I'm an experienced computer lad, its a polished standard distribution designed for the every-man, how hard can it be?" and every time Linux beats me over the head with a sledgehammer like I'm an iPad kid asking what a folder is

Cab sav, you have hereby been replaced by merlot. I am still not paying more than 20 bob for a bottle however

me: "Its hero time" *pours a sex on the beach cocktail that is way too strong*

Happy one-drop Wednesday to the most noble of little guys.

My sentient enchanted sword came out to me as transmasc. Talk about Un-She/They-ing your blade! I told him "I don't care how you identify, I just need you to he/it whatever is in front of me!"

Boss: Why has your work quality been slipping so much lately? Me: Entropy

"moby dick" is how fans shorten the title it's actualy mobile suit richard

When asking if someone's nail polish matches: "do the sausages match the dogs?"

@gigglyalex.bsky.social putting me to bed when i finish half a bottle of wine and begin singing/shouting/crying along to my recordings of The Front Bottoms 2024 perth tour

This is so good. And super not mine. But so so good.

I'm here to contaminate the training data and chew bubble gum. And I'm all Banjo Kazooie sodium perchlorate look at this photograph sonic inflation Ephesians.

Thanks to some white knuckle experiences driving in Melbourne this week, Perth continues to be the undisputed best city in the world

Qantas making me watch an ad for pearls before I can connect to the in flight WiFi. Buddy, do you know what seat class I'm in?

Could God (me) create a stone (sex on the beach cocktail) so heavy that even He could not lift it?

ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ ɢᴏᴛʜɪᴄ 2025

many chess players need to hear this

~~HORSE GIRL~~ (New sticker design coming soon)

Star Trek game where you manage a shop/business on the Deep Space Nine promenade and try to maintain a customer base in the midst of wars, body swaps, lockdowns, religious festivals, murders, smuggling, gay lunches, explosions, invasions, portals to the mirror universe...

I felt this needed to be spread around again.

SDCC REVEALS STAR WARS MICRO GALAXY SQUADRON CLONE WARS Y-WING AND THE FAT ROTJ A-WING IM GONNA BUST!

In light of the recent news regarding Itch

Listen I know I've been all about rebleatin' important info on this war on cummin' but I want y'all to remember that: Cum Cum should be Lots Cum should be Alots Cums should be Loud

i do not share the author's barely disguised fetish but i will defend to the death their right to publish it

two lil comics

We can get Collective Shout prosecuted. Australians, get on this.

This closing statement from TheOtherFrost on Stop Killing Games really stuck with me. Because it doesn't just apply to the initiative. This is Politics in a nutshell.

if every single service and transaction is monitored for its adherence to fundamentalist christian ethics, and every piece of media has to go through those services or transactions, you could very quickly find yourself in a world where no queer art or publication is possible to obtain or distribute

@gigglyalex.bsky.social "We can have a little misogyny, as a treat!" Me "Honey, you're setting the movement back again."

First they came for the Steam jerkoff sims and I said nothing, for I was not a gooner.

crossposting this from tumblr re: payment processor bans on "weird kinks"

I’m not exaggerating when I say that I think of this on a daily basis.

I set a goal this year to pull back from using a lot of big tech services and look outside the US. Happy to see a lot of my moves are mirrored here. The close noting to take stock of what you actually use and just drop software/apps was great too. I dropped a bunch of stuff and have 0 regrets.

I need to be put down like a dog