“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”

This year's power point Gavle Goat slide show presentation will be my greatest triumph yet

I need an editor when doing MOTW campaigns. I have been mentally screaming at myself for the past month because I have been writing myself into corners due to massive scope creep, and only too late do I realize how simple everything should have been

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

This was the impetus for our cat names

I have desk mats, too!! They're waterproof and beautiful, vibrant colors. The celestial moon and sakura mat both say "don't forget to drink water" if you need the reminder. Or a "meow-ja" desk mat so you can summon cat ghosts with your mouse!!! mcapriglione.art/collections/...

if my love isn't a gentle force that makes people softer and warmer and more willing to relax I'm doing something wrong

If you see this QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood. PS2 core is my happy place, and the sounds of smashing and clinking gears rings in my ears

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

Drawpileの一部とMirage 2000改修進捗の日記です

[fan theory] The Oberth is most often seen with its sensor pod, especially towards the end of its production run. However it was originally intended to be a module tug - alternative modules such as large cargo, medical centre or small science stations could be attached.

Kovu kissing Jim Hawkins sloppy style in the rain with evanescence lyrics @gigglyalex.bsky.social

aw jeeze, we invented the dune pain box for one specific thing, but now everyone is passing it around and seeing who can stick their hand in it longest. they’re all laughing about it. they’re daring dave to stick his dingus in there

IT'S CALLED POKEMON COOP. SHORT FOR POCKET MONSTERS. CAME TO THESE SHORES IN THE MID-1990S. NIFTY LITTLE FELLAS EMERGE FROM SPHERICAL OBJECTS KNOWN AS POKEBALLS. THEY CAN WAGE WAR FOR YOU BUT MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT THEY ARE OUR FRIENDS.

Proposal for gender-neutral public restrooms

Finally managed to sum up 80% of my politics in one image

New pack OUT NOW! ⚙💛 Jess is back again, and is channeling your fave sci-fi mechanic. (all of them)

To stimulate the prostate of the fallen

YOU CAN'T EVEN CALL HOT WOMEN MOMMY ANYMORE I'D CALL THIS THE CENTURY OF HUMILIATION BUT I FEAR IT'D GET FLAGGED AS A TOS VIOLATION

Starfleet Dress Uniform, mess about #startrek #fashionillustration

The kebab guy does more for society than any government official

Over the next few hours/days I'll be uploading lots of new #paleoart to Patreon. First up is this #Neanderthal fellow looking whimsically over his shoulder, wondering if he locked the door to his cave. Lots of discussion about his appearance and clothes at www.patreon.com/posts/142405... #sciart

every trans girl has a unique text box you can see by sending her art that hits a weak point

WIP of something for no reason whatsoever :D Daily life on the early D #startrektng #startrekfanart #wip

Listening to 'Dancing Queen' heading home from what may be my last face laser and deliriously euphoric because i might not have to ever have to shave my beard again! I did it ♡

People from the internet going to Waffle House for the first time and getting Paris syndrome as they realize nobody actually has any interest in fighting at all

CRASH & BURN When I was a kid I loved ZOIDS and assumed I'd grow up to work for TOMY. That's not come to pass sadly, so I have begun a personal project of painting the kind of scenes I imagined back then. #zoids #art #artsky #painting

The rough ideas for the latest piece I did for @wolf359project.bsky.social thanks as always to @andy3e.bsky.social

@gigglyalex.bsky.social some weeks ago, bawling in tears: "Oh boy, that TV sure can Glow." today, tempting fate: "I wonder how Green that Mile is?"

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

man, i get the terminal is cool to be able to run commands and stuff, i bet its so powerful... ...i jsut want to tell my system to restart regularly on a schedule. I shouldn't have to install anything for that, AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO STUFF AROUND WITH CONFIG FILES! This is why no one uses Linux.

hi gist.github.com/mary-ext/6e27b…

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

friend is watching Star Wars Rebels again and having fun remembering how just the sight of a happy family destroyed Kallus's entire career

KLAASJE (MISS ORANJE DISCO DANCER) - “I love Revachol, though.” She looks around, the wind in her hair. “I hope she loves me too.”

hearing @gigglyalex.bsky.social piss themselves laughing while watching *checks notes* "IT Chapter Two" (2019)

Oomf: "Kids these days don't know what a twink is." Me: "Back in my day you could snap a twink over your knee like Bane, and they'd thank ye for it!"

Actual footage of my laser hair removal this is some pain ritual shit but soon backless dresses will be on the menu

1 in 8 Australian households (1.3 million people) don’t have enough money to buy food

If laser hair removal doesnt give me a pain kink then nothing will. Stars Above that was intense!

trans people are holding out so well against sociopolitical warfare in no small part because of our competitive biological advantage in shitty RTS games

Darth vader voice: "Your dumpy can not save you now."

i constantly think about this post

#StarTrek #Enterprise #DavidMattingly