Min frēond Billy hæfde tīen fōtne willy...

Treknuts #98 DS9 "In the Hands of the Prophets" Winn has entered the building. New to Treknuts? Start here: www.patreon.com/post...

#theillustratedrat 2020

IYKYN #RedDwarf

A horse struggles to exist #art #animation #indieanimationday #horse

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I love this, it's delightfully unhinged.

Met the rest of the crew! All five principal characters are now represented in autograph form, they're all lovely! Especially Hattie Hayridge. And my wife got to meet Brian Blessed, which has made her very happy indeed. Great day.

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

Treknuts #76 TOS "The Galileo Seven" You get one oversized spear thrown at you and suddenly all that Starfleet discipline goes out the window. New to Treknuts? Start here: www.patreon.com/post...#76Patreon

Happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day! In honour of this 20th anniversary, here's my old boy Rubble from nine years ago, not that interested in a jam. (Accidental camera flash, hence the weird looking eyes.) #PetRats #RatSky

Treble Clef: here are the notes I hope you like them ☺️ Bass Clef: I moved all your stuff, good luck finding anything, Ds are Fs now fuck you

Remi and Boo have snacks, and I have a couch that's covered in crumbs. #PetRats #Rats #RatSky

I don't care what the media says in my mind Banksy is Neil from Art Attack 🤣

Quick! What kinda scientist would you want to be?

This is how I access Bluesky

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music Several dozen folks did Some even dubbed music over the original clip. I haven't been able to get this out of my head. So I give you A Bluesky exclusive: Reservoir Ducks 🐣 🪶

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love [dreamye lute arpeggio] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

I've just read that Tarantino is writing a stage play for the West End. Please be this: youtu.be/lRb5BjWaKZ4?...

Thanks to @vennart666.bsky.social for introducing me to the unique moves of Luigi Primo, the pizza throwing wrestler

Kristi Noem: "It reminded me of the quote that is often attribute to George Orwell that states, 'We're just normal men. We're just innocent men.'"

Porthos the beagle. Snoopy the beagle. This was inevitable. This one's a character request from one of our Security Blanket Ensigns on Patreon - they asked for Porthos in the jumpsuit and honestly I loved drawing him this way.

Now if, like me, you're doing your part...

One of my Christmas presents was the Star Trek: Lower Decks card game, 'Buffer Time'. I'll admit I'm already three glasses of pinot grigio in before we opened the box, but it does seem to be taking a while to figure it out.

Here's what today's Premier League fixtures would look like if every team was named after the most common atmospheric gas in their town/city

Not a day goes by when I don't quote #RedDwarf in some way. But despite so many to choose from, the iconic line from the show that best sums up Rob Grant's legacy is obvious "And the moral of the story is, "Appreciate what you've got", because basically, I'm fantastic." #RIPRobGrant

Ah, smeg. See ya later, alligator.

Alright trekkies, we've had live action, traditional animation, modern animation and computer animation. I propose it's time for a Star Trek marionette show!

Been having a nostalgic one. This may not be the Star Fleet you're used to... youtu.be/5lC54X5Gc1Q?...

Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek

Remi has a popcorn. Boo likes to run away and eat hers under the couch, but Remi understands that less running can mean more popcorn. #PetRats #RatSky

Duckduckgo are asking whether or not you actually want AI bullshit. The results thus far are encouraging! voteyesornoai.com/vote/no

Picard: Q! Stop this nonsense at once!... Actually, you know what Q, let's see where this goes...

Slightly diminish a game. Metal Gear Al Dente

Boo is investigating the mystery of who keeps nibbling the tree decorations.

Merry Christmas, ya trekkie animals.

Found your Christmas present

That hack: Save $$$ by teaching rats to service your car. With any luck you’ll also find one that can cook a decent ratatouille.

How can this inoffensive spiritual leader have become so viscerally loathed?

Introduce yourself with four spaceships.

A wasted journey to the train station to pick up my brother in law, as the train from Leicester has hit a tree. Also, Smooth Radio is apparently playing Christmas songs already, so that's banned until December.

Drop something RED 🎸🍷🖤💃🏼👠👹

Seasonal reminder, Pumpkins make Hedgehogs sick, so don't leave any out where they can reach them.

Boo decided to join us as the alarms went off this morning, which was nice of her. To do that, she somehow escaped the cage and made it upstairs. God knows how long she's had the run of the house. Prick. (Remi stayed at the cage. She's a good girl, at least!)

Architects release a pre-vis of Trump's minor, tasteful White House alterations.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Great. My laptop appears to have terminal BSOD and my car failed its MoT. Still two hours until I go to work, so plenty of time for a third ballache.