Chelsea would be the banter club this season if it weren't for Spurs. Lmao. Wouldn't mind working for 100 days for millions

Remembering the time I caught two lambs using a different mother ewe as a climbing frame. 🤣

Jump up, jump up, and get down Jump! Jump! Jump!

My paws are dirty because I was attempting to fill in that hole there that magically appeared out of nowhere! I'm just an innocent gal- Millie 🤨🤨🤨

Every step you take, every treat you shake, I'll be watching you 👀- Millie

Of course I'm walking ahead of Millie and look back to obviously a tree stump I missed. Smallest stump 😆

Curly tootsies

Listening to a randomised playlist and this turns up. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS EXISTS Absolute banger (genuinely)

Went for a blood test yesterday and looking at results on the NHS app they say I'm "borderline". No idea what that really means (at first glance I thought it was mentioning my borderline personality disorder). No action needed meaning the docs won't explain it but gets me thinking...

Super Frankie Lampard getting Coventry to the premier league! 🥳

Jump scare while walking down the stairs just now. GET OFF THE WALL MILDRED

Action shot 📸

Starmer seriously can't be playing the ignorance card about Mandelson. Absolute shambles. Everyone knew

Oh the dignity, Miss Millie!

Watching Real Madrid lose is delicious. Such an arrogant team full of egos. This Bayern team is fantastic though, I'm rooting for them and for Kane.

He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty Bones.

Why is she cute and so intimidating at the same time 😭🤣

First episode of the Malcolm in the Middle reboot has me raging but I'm so glad Bryan Cranston is back as Hal. Malcolm is a dick.

Today Millie decided to give herself a makeover using the bush 🙄😆

Okay I've just started the first The Outer Worlds and I think it's piqued my interest.

Having both Bob Mortimer and David Mitchell on "Last one Laughing" was genius. This show has me howling

RIP Joe the gorgeous Collie who sadly passed away recently. Millie doesn't take to many dogs who are bigger than her, but Joe was one of the exceptions. Run free across the rainbow bridge, lovely boy. 🥺🌈

Honestly, you're probably right but watching the TNG crew all realise their traumas felt real to me. I did want the changelings to be the ultimate baddies but that's my DS9 bias for you!

Can't wait to see System of a Down later this year at the biggest club in championship (Spurs stadium) 😬😆

An Otterly adorable sight on our walk today. 🥹

May the force be with this lock.

Gene Roddenberry won at life, not at star trek but for Majel.

How do you ever say "no" to this face?

The radio station is playing the JCB song. What a throwback 😌

Can you tell who the 11 year old is and who the 2 year old is? 🤔🤣

Let's play a game of spot the Millie! 🤔

Booking Kayne West to headline three nights at festival in North London seemed like a bold and absolutely awful move that has now forced Wireless to cancel the whole thing lol

Gonna start a GoFundme page for a charter flight to Bozeman in 37 years time. If we all chip in a little we may just get there 🤔

Just 37 years to go my dudes.

Snuggled up in bed listening to the heavy wind and rain outside.

So much for the quadruple eh, Arsenal. Well deserved for Southampton 🙌🏻

That was the most unimpressive 3-0 first half I have ever seen lol. #ChelseaPortVale

Bath, blow-dry and cut today. Going to trim her a bit more but Millie has a new spring look 👀 Hopefully get a good photo tomorrow once she's over the ordeal. She deals with it like a pro but the hairdryer is the villain.

She gets the whole spa treatment for FREE and yet I get this face 🙄🤣🥺

This girl. My light in days that can be full of a dark depression.

Caught Millie and Maisie hanging out in the sunshine together. Of course when Millie realises she's been spotted, she moves away as she refuses to admit she loves her baby cousin 😆

England are so screwed without Kane. This game has been atrocious

Tongue out Tuesday 😜

This girl gives me anxiety sometimes.

To all my Trans friends. You are seen and you are loved. Sending you all a hug, today and everyday ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

Finally got around to watching the two Kill Bills all the way through. I expected feet, but there were a LOT of feet. Tarantino 🫣

Spurs are gonna appoint De Zerbi and honestly fuck that guy for supporting Greenwood at Marseille. That's not the sort of man you want in charge and I did see that Spurs' fan groups have also come out against his appointment.

"Mother she is eating my beard again"- Millie

THE TIMING OF THIS POST!! (An hour ago it was reported that Scott Mills has been sacked by the BBC for misconduct)