I really want Paraguay to do the funniest thing right now.

Argentina aren't particularly a strong side of this world cup but Messi is proving why he is the GOAT at 39.

My heart 🥹🥹🥹

Fell over my own feet on the pavement earlier and ripped my jeans at the knee. Why am I like this 🙄😆😭

Where would England be without Harry Kane?

Beware of the sofa shark.

This is a long shot but if there's anyone in London that fancies seeing System of a Down with me on Monday the 13th at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, I have a spare ticket. I'm desperate to see them and don't want to sell my tickets!!

Germany losing on penalties 🤭 Tbf that disallowed goal was unfair

A blep close up 😀

Crying because I'm only just realising the bridle markings between my first dog, Luka and my current princess, Millie.

Having emotional moments. We have had Millie groomed multiple times but haven't properly seen the brindle colourings on her legs (she's always had a bit of floof on her legs). My first, childhood dog had brindle markings on him. He was beautiful. Seeing this on Millie has brought back memories.

Millie has had some wonderful attention the last few days. She deserves it. As a rescue, she is nervous. Life treated her so unfairly in puppyhood. I'm so proud of this dog, you cannot imagine. She's been the best friend and watching her be so happy is a privilege. You are my soul dog.

Yeah she's pretty special 😌🥰

I'm obsessed with her

So pleased everyone loves Millie's new look. Honestly when I saw how much came off her it's an emotional moment. I love her scruffiness but she looks so smart and will be so beneficial for her. Miss Maisie will not be impressed because she always loves to taste Millie's beard 😆

New summer look reveal. My baby girl 🥺

Millie is such a goober when we have midnight walks. Such a happy little pickle.

Pee break in the shade. Millie has her cooling bandana on. A much needed haircut tomorrow 🥳

She's much happier with me today as i got up at 5:45 to walk her in the woods where it was cool. By 8am I was having a nap on the sofa that lasted maybe 15/20 mins😩🤣

A rewatch of Doctor Sleep. Great film and even if it weren't you cannot go wrong with Ewan McGregor and Rebecca Ferguson (my bi is raging) 😏😏😏

The northern line is wonderful in this weather. Go give it a try 😆

Millie has had the escort service of being carried to the grass in the garden for a pee because the patio is absolutely scorching. I accidentally went out without shoes on and yikes!

Pretty concerning Jimmy Fallon has daughters and still supports and promotes shit bags like Conor McGregor. How does Stephen Colbert lose his show and not Fallon is beyond me

Millie is very stroppy with me today. I decided to skip our walks for the day because of this heat. I'm struggling, she must be struggling. But she doesn't understand and it makes me sad for her. 🥲🥲

Laughing at the fact that the one time I went to use a portaloo at the gig last night Fatboy S decided to play a remix of Born Slippy and Mr Brightside. It was an absolute banger but being reminded of Trainspotting while using the loo 😩🤣

Not me cheering at Fatboy Slim when he did a track with legendary people popping up on screen that included Captain Kirk. What a nerd he must be 😌

A message from Fatboy Slim:

Fuck me, Fatboy Slim was sooo good. A few hours of forgetting life and living in the moment- even if I've sweated my non existent balls off. 🥵

And the oscar goes to...Miss Maisie!

Going to see Fatboy Slim on Wednesday and considering I do not do well in the heat it is going to be a struggle to try and rave it up.

Now I'm seriously considering getting a mini picnic bench for the garden. Millie can have dinner on it 😆

The girls found a table and are ready for a coffee 😆

Jokingly put on my close friend's 4 year old's sunglasses and well they were better fitting than any adult ones I buy 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Why yes I enjoy late evening hockey games in the heat with mixed teams and 6ft men bowling me over. Fuuuun 🫠🫠🫠

Millie is going to be fuming next week because unless I go out at 4am it is going to be scorching 😭😭

This has been the best performance I've seen from England for a long, long time. Pleased for Rashford there.

Coming in hot 🔥🔥🔥

What is Banana Ball and why is it suddenly coming up on my Facebook reels. I was kinda hoping they were playing baseball with bananas but I'll take all the funky dancing

Let's just say I'm glad we weren't there for this poor tree uprooting 😳😳😳

I wasn't really a fan of expanding the world cup in terms of extra teams but watching Cape Verde celebrating winning a point against Spain just makes my heart happy. Smaller nations deserve a chance 🥲

Cape Verde 🥳🥳🥳

As a Chelsea fan I'll always root for Ivory Coast- Didier was one of the very best to wear a blue shirt but I'm having going with the Ecuador. Caicedo is one of the few Chelsea players that deserves to play in blue.

Curacao 🥳🥳🥳

Fair, that Vinicius Jr goal was a man on a mission. You can't let him go through you...

Ooof that Morrocan goal 😍 Brazil have been wobbly.

Millie to Maisie: One: Why are you up here with me? Two: What the smeg have you got on your neck because you SMELL.

Luckily for Millie she is not a water dog. 😎

I know nothing about cars but this one sexy Ferrari must cost a few bob. Probably worth more than the average house in the UK. Poor Porsche man parked a few cars down probably thought he had the sweetest car today

Sophie sober. 2 may be around the corner. I don't think I can keep this up anymore