The real reason ‘they’re’ taking Christ out of Christmas and Easter is because we don’t need an imaginary friend but we do need presents and chocolate

We always knew Kiss were bootlickers but it’s a shame about Rocky

ORGAN: Albums, albums, albums – Fältsånger's mellow space rock, Nick Cave's Live God experience, a Vennart live album and Aya's Hexed caught up with... wp.me/p2ScbB-wDm #NickCave #Aya #Fältsånger #Vennart #Albums

I’m raising money for my friend, Micah. He’s currently in the ICU fighting for his life. All my Bandcamp sales this week will go towards his healthcare. New live album available. Go Fund Me link in comments.

I never post here cos I forget about most things but hey Cardiacs is playing Primavera warm up thing which is nice

This petition asking for a public inquiry into Russian interference into UK politics already has over half the signatures it needs. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Apologies! At this point, it’s hard to imagine when there’ll be time for it, given how busy the 3 of us are with STUFF.

This just in - CDG is still Satan’s own airport. A fucking shit time guaranteed for all.

The thing about ID cards is: I dont need to be more accountable to the state, the state needs to be more accountable to me. So in the spirit of transparency, offerty fuck Sir Kier.

Cardiacs London show has sold out!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Cardiacs shows are on general sale and will be fucking sold out by the end of the day….! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

I love the idea that Gwar have finally gone too far

I’m nearly 50 so I guess it’s time I started looking at chorus pedals

Cardiacs will be sliding their tentative toes back into the turbulent live music pool on these dates. 11th March - @electricbrixtonofficial 12th March - @newcenturymcr 13th March - @stlukesglasgow Presale tickets for YOUsletter family tomorrow. General sale from Friday So are YOU in it?

People are asking if AI was used in the making of the Cardiacs record. Lolllllllll FUCK NO. Honestly, these guys can hardly tell the fucking time.

What a day! Two albums featuring moi released on the same day! Cardiacs’ LSD is finally yours. And it is truly a thing of WONDER. Also I bust out a solo on the new Biffy Clyro record! Futique. It is potent and powerful. Love love love. Get it up ya

I hope everyone’s enjoying my cockney accent

Here’s your second slice from the forthcoming double Cardiacs LP, LSD! Preorder from actual record shops! youtu.be/Y4o03z8wGIQ?...

New Cardiacs single tomorrow! X

I talked to Kavus and Craig and Jim and wrote this thing for the i about the new Cardiacs album. It’s not the headline I would have chosen but the piece explains everything ♥️ inews.co.uk/culture/musi...

Tonight! You can hear me chat about Cardiacs and the long-awaited album, ‘LSD’… on the Radio One Rock Show with Daniel P Carter from 11pm!

Boy, was this a hard secret to keep. Yes, I am now the lead singer in Cardiacs. I don’t have the words to properly do justice to what all this means. But if you know anything about me, then you know what an honour this is. First single ‘Woodeneye’ is out now.

Goodness!

Rejoice. Epic Biffy tour incoming. I cannot wait to play the new album live!! 🧔‍♂️👨‍🦲🧔🤡🤡 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥳🥳🥳🎸🎸🎸⚡️⚡️⚡️💥💥 @biffyclyrofficial.bsky.social

I can’t believe the incredibly popular band only played their big popular hits at the big pop festival, rather than the 20 year old songs which most people have never heard …20 years. Same shit.

@payoneerhelp.bsky.social hey, I’m locked out of my account. I was prompted to change my password, and when I did, I was forced to complete around 50 ‘are you human?’ puzzles. I have been locked out TWICE now. Please help!

I know, it’s like a Human Centipede of disappointment

Fuck Thom Yorke

Fuck Thom Yorke

International law means absolutely fuck all, but wave the wrong flag and you’re done

Why is there zero discourse as to why, in a song about drinking oneself to death, Ozzy Osbourne sings ‘you never gave me flaps, no box, nothing…’

Shit! When it eventually ‘cuts’ to full Parfitt view at 1:24! this is *next level* Saxondale @spinal-bap.bsky.social - you mustn’t ‘wind it on’ though- you have to watch it from the very start and wait to get the full effect.

Finally reached ‘washed up’ age I used to be somebody, apparently

A sickly trip to see Jeff and Hayden at Matamp yesterday to fix some botched repairs. I casually mentioned I could do with a 1x12 for my Mini-Mat and Jeff proceeded to knock me one up while I waited! Absolute heroes, the pair of em.

I have already solved this. Gleefully play Agadoo at the offending peace-disturber and watch the entire tram hand-jive with joy. Trust. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I can’t imagine having this much confidence. Like being totally immune to the concept of shame

Something wrong with my hearing or this record is all treble

Flu enhancement audio

Some axe porn to put you on

‘I really like going fast’ - James Hetfield 2001

Britain wakes up every day, aims the gun at its feet and pulls the trigger. Just a prolonged exercise in meanspiritedness and self-harm.

Employing the ‘if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything’ mindset is all very well but I literally have nothing to say except WTF #engagement

Getting the right stink eye off the sweaty fox today

Herewith the last chaotic minute of “I Might Not” by Lost Crowns, from an album which we made and which you can get here. lostcrowns.bandcamp.com/album/the-he... Don’t try tapping your foot, it won’t work.

It’s Friday that means there’s a new Melvins album out

Getting ready to go on tour by laying in bed with a sore throat and eating Toblerone

If we were reforming - we’re not - this song is all but impossible to play.

You can never quarantine the past

Gogg Only Knows

For the love of Gogg