That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime is great— and Frieren

Yes, see photo dump 🥸

The homie called me the Sukuna of playing UNO. What y’all think that means!? 😭

Literally only have Twitter now because the funnies there hit a lot better than on here— but other than that, absolutely cooked 🫠

I do miss Twitter every once in a while but when I first got on here and would try to go back I'd be pissed every fucking time. He really fucked up the algorithm, the TL, the usage all of it. Like, it's not even the same anymore. Outside of missing the people that didn't migrate this way, I'm good.

that’s not a legendary Pokemon? or some toilet cleaner?

Hortense is a name that comes to mind that just oozes the opposite of whatever sexy is lmao

I’m bout to be 34 in two months 🥱😵‍💫🫩 where do I sign up for AARP? Lmao

"AI is garbage, bro, it gives you wrong answers like half the time and the other half the time makes you stupid." Overheard a middle schooler chastising a fellow student for suggesting they use AI. Whole middle school herd started mocking the AI kid. ...We need to let these kids at the tech bros.

Seeing “AI Generated” really grinds my gears.

Chicago has turned all public school IDs into library cards to boost student access. blockclubchi.co/3NTWvNM

Anyone got recs for places you can buy reasonably priced suitcases?

You’re mentally overloaded, overstimulated and still expecting yourself to function like you’re not. That’s why you keep starting things and not finishing them. It’s not lack of effort. It’s lack of mental capacity. Please stop tryna force shit and get yourself right.

This first sentence is LOADED. The organ of female orgasmic pleasure being one of the least studied organs. Everything that is wrong with the world right there.

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II

Constant mood living in this collapsing ass place.

Show the Transformers base, you cowards.

Kinda want to deactivate or delete this app. Idkkkkkk

The Earth, taken from Artemis II. What if we cared enough about keeping it livable for us, to change? What if we demanded change? #ClimateCrisis

Congrats!

that's awesome *in my Ash Ketchum voice*

Great job!

Just popping in to say: we’re 90 days no alcohol or caffeine now 🤞🏽🥰 go me!!

Doflamingo is a top tier villain 🤧🔥

Is it just me or did anyone else’s follower/following count get nerfed from migrating to Blacksky? Idk if the system just takes time to update that information

Time for a lil break from the socials again 😮‍💨

Aye I’m thugged out but I just seen a muthafuckin rainbow niggaa…that shit beautiful than a muthafucka.. I bet my baby momma at end of that bitch with her gold digging ass

Bluesky was nothing but people goofing off & being horny & strange until reliable news sources came to the platform for folks to engage.

I need everyone to repost, share and boost this so he can get to his goal, please and thank you.

another month, another week, another day. another chance to get this thing right.

See the planets align tonight? Need that.

Greatness

Tone Stith is such a dope artist.

Screaming!!

Can the times we live in stop being unprecedented for once???? Fuck!! 😑

Like this post if I should get pho for dinner

I need to get groceries because I’m about out of them— but I don’t feel like leaving the house 😭

Welp, once again. Like clockwork.

Happy Weekend! Since the World Goin to Shit & yall miserable about everything, Here's some Positive Vibes for you raggedy poutfaced muhphuqqahs.

I’m just gonna chalk up my massive tiredness to this + being a Gemini stellium 🫠

I need help understanding what these poor CHILDREN did to deserve this?

Need it

We murdered a bunch of little girls in a school though. I hope everyone realizes that the people in charge (which includes establishment Dems) are absolutely fine with killing Iranian kids

Single issue voters are fucking stupid and we’re in this shit because of them. I’m so glad they decided to vote for the guy who wouldn’t send us to war…. /s

😊😊💕💕 I’m healed