Paintings of Toast!

gotta make one a human-sized Schrodinger's Cat box and crawl into it the day before I hit 35 so I metaphysically stop aging, or not.

McDonald's Japan started running a new ad where they recreate "I can't defeat Airman" to advertise iced coffee, but the video is region locked on twitter so fuck em here's the video with English subtitles.

squirrel knocked the lemons off my tree. for sale, baby lemons, never juiced.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

footage of my ps2 running old ass deltarune

I made this image in a fit of rage earlier.

hello, I made this cheesecake for my lab colleagues. I think it looks pretty good. thank you for your attention to this matter.

6” of pot, 3 feet of orange tree.

at least there are no accidental needle stick forms to fill out when at home.

made an orange cheesecake with the mandarins I grew. candied orange topping, zest in the crust and cake itself, 3 oranges of juice in the batter, the last one squeezed for more glaze.

poisoning my entire island

scolding the blood orange tree for harboring spider mites.

exposure therapy (2026) [3024 x 4032 pixels on OLED]

you should read this, it’s incredibly entertaining.

not to brag, but I grew these ponkan mandarins in my apartment, and that’s pretty neat.

that’s right, it’s gamer time.

that’s right, it’s gamer time.

@pyoro.bsky.social youtu.be/bIkipmm8JRk?...

アメジスト

real treasure trove of Pokemon games here at my parent’s house.

still kinda entertained that Lt. Surge was Major Bob in a few European Pokémon localizations.

If you want revenge, then dig two graves. the first one is a practice grave to get a feel for it and the second is your main or "show grave"

one of the finest posts of all time

Just found this in a comic I drew in 1993 and I'm giggling

made food.

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

got some surprisingly promising data about a new mechanism to promote sustained sleep and reduce oscillatory biomarkers of hyperarousal during NREM. uh, that’s it, thanks for reading.

Zelda: A Link to the Past is a game about how really bad quality lighting can turn anyone into a monster.

remember when they they inflicted those comedically loud Sun Chips bags on us for like a year?

youtu.be/laiw1BYXtSU?... incredible Jet Set Radio music deconstruction.

oven fried tofu with too-many ingredient peanut sauce, pickled onions and roasted broccoli.

23rd century plant ownership.

lmao the eurovision mascot is so ugly I literally screamed at this reveal

feeling a little default today.

nobody talks about fueling their car with used French fry oil anymore.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

all this propranolol I’ve taken has got me feeling like Dick Cheney.

Someone finished a Cave Story rap concept album they started in 2009. (this is someone else’s screenshot) youtu.be/faBrzVHm7ow?...

for the two of you that’d appreciate this hyper-specific mashup, enjoy. youtu.be/tksJbDi38tQ?...

just made a phone call to schedule a haircut, fear me, I can do anything.

I gotta replay MMBN3.

bed is good. highly recommended. Join my bed-in

goodnight.

this is all the gen 2 team sprites if they coughed