I like how Trump thinks that remaining seated is some sort of power move when all it does is make him look old and feeble and skeevy like old man Potter.

Lads.... ....is there anything to be said for another mass? #IREvRSA

This is why I refuse to book anything with Ryanair.

The lighting team earning their money at the Principality today. Looks amazing #wales

Cold and wet Saturday, first fire of the winter lit. Rugby on the tv all afternoon, perfect!

Nice suit Miles #totp

Altern 8’s keyboard player getting ahead of the pandemic mask look by a good 20 years #totp

And now the sixth form dance group will offer their interpretation of a very popular song from The hit parade #totp

You were all going “Ice Ice Baby” weren’t you? Admit it! #totp

Great to see the love for Terry Hall here tonight! #totp

I loved FB3 and always wanted Terry’s haircut but was never brave enough to have it done. No chance now! #baldyheid #totp

“In the discos” ABC? Really? Tears are Not Enough is a banger by the way. #totp

Where can I buy a shirt like that? #totp 1981 I guess?

Why is the nice lady from HR presenting #totp with “Woo” Gary Davies?

Mica, Yosemite Sam wants his hat back! #totp

“Bag o shite…”

“And which doctor’s the appointment with please?” “That’ll be with Dr Hook” “Oh I’ll leave it then” #totp

“It’s hard…” #totp

Paul Weller looked at Annie Lennox’s haircut and thought “I’m having that…” #totp

Scott Gorham bringing the Randall and Hopkirk count average up #totp

Double Cliff! #totp

Play XTC you cowards! #totp

Is this fella in Witness Protection? #totp

“He's a fucking human cardigan with a neck like an old pair of tights. My arse carries a tune better than that bastard.” Amen Bob Hoon/JD Kirk #totp

These gobshites again #totp

Shirley doing her best Chrissie Hinde impression #totp

Several dozen Parcans in various colours making no impression on the French sunshine… #totp

Well colour me shocked…

Wait… is this my wife? 😂

😂 About right - lol

Barely any traffic on the M80 this morning. Phoning in sick off the charts in Scotland this morning

Does Steve Clarke fancy a job at Murrayfield? #noscotlandnoparty

Who better to fix Britain than the dickhead who broke it?

Given the weekend at Murrayfield, we’ll go three up and then contrive to lose 3-4 😉 Come on Scotland! #scoden

Answering “Mr Miyagi” to all the Judo questions on #mastermind Then I realised he was karate, no wonder I got them all wrong…

The week after they did The Ballard of Peter Pumpkinhead…

“A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.” W.C. Fields

Absolutely destroying the Argentinian scrum… #ScovArg

Looks like she died by falling into a giant Viennetta.

If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies. "Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."

Just heard 'She's A Star' by James on 6Music. You know what that song is crying out for? Instead of the fade out, a Frank Sidebottom sign off. 🎶It's a long road It's a good call You've got it You've got it She's a staaaaaaar.🎶 "You know she is, she really is. Thank You".

Fed up with the John Lewis's website talking to me as if I'm a naughty dog.

No #totp banter for me tonight, the lad wants to watch Children in Need…

At the

“What’s all this shouting, we’ll have no trouble here…”

Makes a sack of rocks look intelligent.

My grandad John Ewing, joined up in 1915 at age 19 as a stretcher bearer and ambulance driver in the 16th Royal Scots (2nd City of Edinburgh Batallion). The grave is that of my great uncle John Cockburn Baxter. He was just 22 years old. Remembering all those who served and continue to serve.

Wife has gone out to a 'tofu cookery masterclass'. Hoping she's really having an affair.

If they don’t win a Mini Metro at the end of this shite I’ll be livid! #Bullseye

Absolutely hate the goal line drop out law after being held up. #scotland