"Let the kids creativity go wild with a drawing competition, but we'll use AI to make the ad cos we, as adults, simply can't be arsed!"

Slightly increase a band Overflowing House

Prior to the local elections, I outlined the best metrics to use in assessing the results, as well as produced some benchmarks for the parties. So, how did it all pan out? Here's my hopefully firm and fair assessment, with some extra analysis and lots of charts thrown in.

Oh dear… you wouldn’t omit someone from a squad unless you were sure it was bad. If it’s true he can fuck right off, we’re not that kind of club.

Never met Tony Peters, don’t know who he is, but a million years ago on Facebook he posted this and I don’t think anyone’s ever put it better.

My vote for Greens is a positive one that I’m happy to cast. Why? My animating political purpose is the downward redistribution of wealth. Used to be Labour who did that, now it’s the Greens. And as a proud class traitor in a high tax bracket, let me assure you; THERE’S ENOUGH TO GO AROUND.

Hi, you’re listening to horse FM #replaceheartwithhorse

“Marjorie, I can’t find him anywhere, it’s been weeks” “Release the semen Josephine… RELEASE THE SEMEN”

It’s not fucking Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor it’s fucking PRINCE ANDREW . He did all this shit whilst fully in the bosom of the royal family and all its privileges & bought his way out with a blood bribe to Virginia Giuffre with our money, couldn’t give a shit which slush fund it came from

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are branching out I see.

#NetZero baby ❤️👌🫡 And for those that inexplicably don’t give a fuck about the environment & the planet the obvious benefit going on with Russia and also the Middle East & that of energy sovereignty should be relevant

Wahhh 😳👹

The best summing up of Trump i've ever seen.

Eleven years since you crossed the black sands. I wish I could say that the world is better than you left it (although it will always be better for having had you in it) but at least there is a new Young Sam to help carry on the Pratchett name and ethos. Love you always ❤️

Brilliant explanation. Watch it.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

Honestly think she was just taking a photo of her own name for her photo wall and just happened to capture Clinton in the background.

Labour is scared of the Greens. They are so scared, they’re breaking electoral law to attack them. Labour is not scared of Reform. They’re barely attacking them at all. That should tell you what the real anti-establishment option is.

“Did you see that Will Stancil mogged Joe Rogan in the global Chad leaderboa-“ You bolt awake. You are not online. You are Marcus Julius Brutus. It is 44 BC. You have seen the future, and it cannot come to pass. Caesar must die.

Eternal sunshine of the spotless Jorts

Comes to something when the repressive Chinese dictatorship can rightfully take the moral high ground. This is what happens when you eliminate checks and balances so billionaires can hoard even more wealth and do anything they want.

Sit back and think of summer (sign up, support, and re-post) www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjFk...

Dont make me tap the sign! www.militarytimes.com/veterans/mil...

[explaining to a child why they are living in poverty] for every hundredth pint i drink i can get one free pint

Mitch & Mickey.

Mitch & Mickey will always be one my all time favourite duos… regardless of if they were real. This one sucks.

New URNE album just dropped today… looking forward to sinking my teeth and anything else that can get sunk in to this. @av4apod.bsky.social had a chance to listen yet?

back 2 skool with Aunty Donna

Django UnSausaged

If you feel like there’s nothing left worth fighting for… listen to this man, there is hope, we can destroy the uber-rich, elitist, privatising bastards and help put money back in the pockets of the people who actually deserve it. We need to stop, be happy to live and not kill ourselves to survive.

Help us make hope normal again. Join the Green Party now.

The Big Short Big Naturals

Broncos vs Patriots hmmmmmm?!?!?

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."

Louvre worthy

Mendoza it is then… I can’t see us trading out of no. 1 pick.

🤘🏻 Happy volume day, 2026, to those who celebrate. 🤘🏻 @av4apod.bsky.social Time to snuggle up with a nice ovaltine and a little choccy snack and learn about sounds that make your anus rumble.

Florence & The prototype

Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears: archive.is/ur35j

Technically Trent Dilfer & Brad Johnson are in the same legendary company as Tom Brady.

I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why. I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.

Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them

Can magnetic fridge poetry show contrition. Do dice feel pain. Is this calculator my friend.

Ruin two bands by combining them: Megadeth cab for cutie

What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote? Mine’s “I know it was you Avatar, you broke my heart! You broke my HEART!”

And now a short film by Hans Moleman: “Robot in the groin”

A lord of the rings cover band, managed by Sauron Osbourne

This man was SO good, he won more than 500 cycling races with THREE hips?!?