Louvre worthy

Mendoza it is then… I can’t see us trading out of no. 1 pick.

🤘🏻 Happy volume day, 2026, to those who celebrate. 🤘🏻 @av4apod.bsky.social Time to snuggle up with a nice ovaltine and a little choccy snack and learn about sounds that make your anus rumble.

Florence & The prototype

Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears: archive.is/ur35j

Technically Trent Dilfer & Brad Johnson are in the same legendary company as Tom Brady.

I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why. I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.

Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them

Can magnetic fridge poetry show contrition. Do dice feel pain. Is this calculator my friend.

Ruin two bands by combining them: Megadeth cab for cutie

What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote? Mine’s “I know it was you Avatar, you broke my heart! You broke my HEART!”

And now a short film by Hans Moleman: “Robot in the groin”

A lord of the rings cover band, managed by Sauron Osbourne

This man was SO good, he won more than 500 cycling races with THREE hips?!?

🤘🏻happy volume/wrapped day to all those who celebrate 🤘🏻 ...And Volume For All got my top spot. More in my #SpotifyWrapped. And I’m still one episode behind too!!!

Really very interesting.

Why can we only play 45 minutes of football at the moment? No offence to Sunderland, they played well in 2nd half. But we just didn’t want to be there and the ref was happy to oblige us as much. #afcb

“Yeah, not three bad”

Brilliant. Hope is here… but we need to let them in! Stop letting capitalists and fascists block the door.

Hope is here. Help us beat Reform in May. Donate today ⤵️

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen… Metallica Weezer The Decemberists Iron & Wine The Shins

Trump’s just doing ‘create a player’ to add to his cabinet.

this is mesmerizing

Do we call him “MamDaddy” from now on?

Topless Flopsy …I ummmm… uhhh… I LOVE it!!

When my grandmother’s Alzheimer’s started taking hold she became more and more uninhibited, shouting and swearing at everyone for just talking to her. This is almost exactly how she used to sound at the beginning. Trump is *literally* losing it.

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

A neat little quiz game: Is a headline homophobia from the 80s-90s or transphobia from the 2010s-2020s? Because it's all the same bullshit, repackaged for the hate du jour haveigotphobiaforyou.com

@zackpolanski.bsky.social just being awesome… help make this man make change.

did not expect the site of Thomas Beckett’s murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal

Tim TeBo Nix

Well, Tom McMahon is the first on the kill list it seems

It’s like if Dr Strangelove and George HW Bush fucked each other and then the vomit induced by that thought became sentient and had access to bombs. Then Dick Cheney fucked that vomitboy and rebirthed himself through his own anus. That is this man!

🤟🏻 Happy volume day to all those whom celebrate 🤟🏻 Some dark, heavy shit. Like… real heavy… made me find The Ocean’s “Pelagial”. Hot stuff. Also this implies the existence of Chappel Roanbocop

Just wishing @av4apod.bsky.social all the best pitching game 7 for the Blue Jays tonight!

Wait, is this still game 3? #worldseries

Make a movie food: Good Will Hunter’s chicken

Oh my god…

Absolutely love this for the country… and absolutely LOVE that Robert De Niro is now a leading member of the @greenparty.org.uk too apparently.

If you’re listening to Nirvana it’s InBloomscrolling

Absolutely better than anything they’ve actually done for 15+yrs

I will vote for @zackpolanski.bsky.social if he puts my town into the delivery area of the nearest Pizza Hut.

Sex so bad, when you thumb it in it’s a thumbs down

Integrity, respect, understanding, passion, we need to be behind @zackpolanski.bsky.social and help him fight the good fight.

🤘🏻Happy MANY VOLUMES day to those who celebrate🤘🏻 Just going to leave this here…

polanski is doing well because the strategy of everybody to his right has been hippy punching for what feels like forever and there are now enough hippies who don’t like being punched to show up in polling

Can’t afford to get wood?

You’ve got to hold on to the small rays of sunshine in these dark times!