Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

I'm not going to be able to watch #TheTraitors tonight or tomorrow. I'm fully resigned to it being spoiled.

I mix up these two with an upsetting frequency.

QOTD What countries you driven in ? England Wales Scotland Germany Canada Slovenia Iceland

*Has the urge to snack* "No Scott, you don't need to snack. You're not hungry and you'll be having dinner soon." *Demolishes half a chocolate Santa*

Well I use walls & ceilings to hold my roof up, create shelter, and divide my home into different rooms, but I'm fascinated to find out what other uses people have for them...

Eating out of date mince pies because I bought way too many before Christmas.

I don't think I have the patience for this game. I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 18th 2026 (Hard), in less than 14 minutes 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟡🟩 🟡🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

I can't scroll past a picture of a cat and not hit the like button.

Everything reminds me of him...

We're discussing what colour to paint our bedroom. The other half: "Well I've only ever had beige bedrooms before. And Newcastle United."

This statement so close to my name. What could it mean?

Saw this and thought "oh right so I should tell ChatGPT to fuck off?" but no, the "very rude" prompts include calling it a "gofer"...

They're all disappointingly good at spelling each other's names this series #TheTraitors

I'm rooting for Stephen and Rachel so much #TheTraitors

Happy Friday. I'm not saying I'll be clock-watching today, but...

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

Oh my life not this "Ben and Ross in the library" theory again. While it takes Jessie to the right conclusion, it just doesn't make sense? #TheTraitors

Oh my goodness, Stephen's jumpsuit. #TheTraitors

Very middle-age joy moment: we've got new towels today. Of course I won't actually like them, because towels should be stiff and scratchy. But at least they look nice.

I have a load of extra mint in the fridge from this and just realised I'm doing lamb chops for dinner. Homemade mint sauce it is! I wish I could say this was excellent menu planning but really it was dumb luck.

WOULD SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE HORSES.

If two different people blow up at Rachel and get themselves banished, Rachel would 100% deserve to win #TheTraitors

I think Harriet has gone in too hard on this. I don't see how she doesn't get murdered in the next couple of days now. #TheTraitors

Curried swede steaks with a grapefruit and mint salad.

We have an update on Charlie’s newfound love of printing.

Evri have lost a parcel of mine (no shock there) but their customer support is actually being helpful? And communicative?? Not what I expected.

I've picked up one dog poo in my life and that was enough to confirm I'll never be a dog person.

On this day in 2017... Can anyone guess what he's trying to be?

Quite often when viewing thirst traps I find myself spending most of the time looking at the furniture and decor in the background. "Oh that's some nice wood... panelling."

Oh good the car needs £725 of work. Happy January to us.

If you see this, post an archer

Cooking question: I'm going to cook a recipe that says to use a spice grinder to turn some spices and garlic into a paste. What would you actually use for this? Spice grinders I'm finding are like a pepper mill and would surely get gummed up and manky with the garlic?

The other half has baked a baguette that is deliberately S-shaped. I'm hoping the French are distracted by you-know-who talking about you-know-where and don't consider this an act of aggression.

I find it a little unsettling that Peter Mandelson has almost exactly the same voice as Michael Palin.

Slightly diminish a game. Pretty good Mario

the robots are taking our (hand)jobs

Please don't use odd and obscure colognes and perfumes.. Common scents people!

Ambassadors cinema Woking. Apparently the largest independent cinema in the country. It was always a bit grotty and had ridiculously uncomfortable seats.

I've just seen a reference to Gamergate and realised I still don't know what it is/was.

For those of you into this kind of thing: Vito Coppola has his chest hair out on Saturday Kitchen.

"I wonder why our floor feels so uneven and wobbly." *pulls up carpet*

Happy weekend. This has been calling to me all week.

Today I learnt a very appropriate ancient Chinese character.

I can think of more fun ways I could've spent this lunch break.

Watching the news and I get the impression they hadn't bothered lining up any stories other than the storm. We're being shown "cars picking their way through deep snow" when we can still see the road markings... 🙄

Absolutely disgusting we have to wait until tomorrow for the next episode of #thetraitors

I want Claudia's sheep costume. #TheTraitors

Guess which idiot used this milk in the mashed potato.

"How can I make my dinner better...? I know - more butter"