a man came into the gyno office and now the cute boujee office smell like black n milds. I assume he’s waiting for someone bc I seen him putting on clothes in the parking lot (???) I’m so confused

went on a date and they commented on my gold Amex card and I crumbled to the ground omg I wanted to yell “security!” so bad

never met anyone who drives a cyber truck or Tesla who is a good person or who is genuine or who is even kind. sry not once and I WILL push that stereotype til I’m dead

crazy how I talk abt shit I used to make fun of especially the weather

my dad dying a week before my birthday: 0/10 wouldn’t recommend

The priorities are correct and clear

frosted sugar cookies are so nasty I’m shaking

i aspire to be a woman who learns to love waking up early in the mornings, loves her career and what she does every single day. someone who gets to travel all over the world whenever she wants, is financially stable to do so and is in love with life and has so much happiness in her heart

3, 2, 1 in that order

homeless man w shopping cart yelled at me unprovoked today and threatened to beat my face in simply bc I was in a car. luv that!

The bed😭😭😭

Anyway, now that a Texan like Al Green has your attention, I need you “Abandon the South” Liberals in particular to eat shit.

I would pay a ridiculous price for a heating pad that looked like this 😭

LITERALLY. because why am I in it??

Idk about y’all but I don’t want no beef with China 🫠

The escalation of this is absolutely bananas and legitimately one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen

I’ll play. I don’t know how you people eat watermelon .

This weird ass woman posted on TikTok asking, "ppl with no kids, what are y'all going to do when you get old?" All I said was, "what is this weird obsession with wanting kids just for them to be your caretaker." A weirdo reported my comment 😂😂 tf

i want to be a good friend but i can not abide by a beautiful perfect woman wanting her ex back. girl you can do better

“let me just... get a little more... comfortable ;) ;);));)" *oversized t shirt, sweats, a robe and my bonnet - sitting in front of my ps5*

“She in racial chat rooms showing feet!” turned 4 years old yesterday.

About time men found them some business without making their lack of community and friendship everyone else’s problem

I know we don't bring posts from that app here but wait. this actually made me guffaw

this made me miss Gaia, meez, and vside

I will never upgrade my 14 pro max until I absolutely need to. I’m so glad it’s too old to have that feature 😭

be mad abt everything like they didn’t create the rules line by mf line 😭

Niggas be mad at the patriarchy like WOMEN created the rules. 😂😂😂

I mean, Jackie Kennedy?

LOL

ADD SERENA TO THE LAWSUIT

I'm gonna play that Stray game wish me luck😭

my favorite bc I was very drunk but very cute and seeing usher was actually so fun 🤩

Thiiiiis paaaart! As I was telling someone today, it took us years to curate our experience over there. Some people don’t want to put in the work so if it’s not coming quickly, they just go back to what they know.

this reminds me the other day someone said bluesky was censoring their posts and I was just thinking... I'm sure some folks see your posts here and just simply don't feel the need to engage

ah cool, an archive of all CDC data before they tampered with it

when I move I will be starting a garden 🪴

Y’all need to start telling men to stfu more often so that they’re not so surprised when I do it.

Cannot wait to have a lil cat again honestly. That’s what I am missing in life

Intelligence officials are starting to leak to me now too. Here’s a memo Defense Intelligence Agency personnel received instructing them to suspend observances including: - Holocaust Remembrance Day - MLK Day - Juneteenth

AS OF TODAY: The Trump administration has issued a freeze on federal loan and grant programs (Social Security and Medicare have been spared). This includes: - SNAP/EBT - TANF - WIC - federal student loans through DOE …and more! Link to article below: www.politico.com/news/2025/01...

For those wanting a legible version, click here: www.gutenberg.org/files/26184/...