I’m not doing Black Friday this year. I’d rather be honest with you than try to compete with big brands. Every purchase genuinely makes a difference to my tiny business. Shop independent this Christmas. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk

Campy Violence

ITV4 showing a live FIFA U-17 World Cup 2025 football match on a Monday afternoon involving...*reads paper*...Portugal v Brazil?!!? Ah, I see...

As much as I admire the ambition and the innovation / desperation, I’m afraid it’s a “No” from me for gingerbread Doritos… (Yes I did finish the bag. Heroic.)

Truly an inspiration.

Alcoholic Father Granted Posthumous Sainthood By Catholic Family

Have Your Say: Thamesmead bus lane, walking and cycling proposals The consultation closes on Thursday 15 January 2026. #TFL haveyoursay.tfl.gov.uk/Thamesmead-p...

Boxer Boasts! HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!!!!

'Strictly star arrested on suspicion of rape' '''Nobody expected it': Tess and Claudia's exit took Strictly stars by surprise' Whaddacoincidence!

What's not to like... 'Olson' by Boards of Canada on a 1959 PDP-1 Computer www.youtube.com/watch?v=wubk...

Putin has played POTUS from day 1. Donald Trump wouldn't know the art of the deal if it came up and bit him on the arse. I'd be curse Trump to rot in hell but I don't think hell would have him. #Ukraine #USSA #PutinPuppet

And ITV couldn't wait to make sure that Nick Hancock got a massive payday out of I'm A Celeb. Twats. UK did 'too little, too late', leading to thousands more Covid deaths, says inquiry www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cm...

The Americans can't be serious regarding this alleged 'plan'. Massive reduction in the number of troops, Russian as a second language, handing over vast swathes of land etc, etc. It's shameful that the Americans are even trying to make this dead duck fly. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk? But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession. But that's just me

Donald Trump really is a loathsome person isn't he. America's best apparently. "Quiet, piggy": Trump responds to reporter after Epstein files question www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Absolutely top notch entertainment watching / listening to the MAGA cultists trying to defend the Great Leader whilst he goes about doing and saying everything that goes against their fundamental beliefs. They give sheep a bad name.

Lump in the throat stuff as Andy Robertson states in his post-match BBC interview that Diogo Jota was on his mind all day long today. Full shame on anyone underestimating the effect that Diego's passing has had on the Liverpool team's performance this season. #LFC #YNWA #Scotland

I see ChatGPT is down....

It would appear Trump now feels they've had enough time to attempt to kick dust over the tracks... 'Trump calls on House Republicans to vote to release Epstein files' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The Democrats called out racist shitbags and serial sex offenders. If you heard those attacks and felt they were calling *you* out personally, then that's entirely on you, champ. The rest of us white guys didn't hear that. At all.

"You live in a mafia state in a mafia world headed for the mother of all mergers." -- THEY KNEW (2022)

once again people magazine is out there doing the lord’s work

NEW VIDEO UP NOW AT www.instagram.com/reel/DRIhVTq...

ChatGPT wants to square me up but it's duty bound / custom built to assuage me. 2025.

ChatGPT tho'. 🤦‍♂️

Apple OS 2025 - what d'you reckon ChatGPT?

ChatGPT telling it like it is: "Apple intentionally doesn’t make it easy."

ChatGPT partially explaining the enshittification of Apple computers...

Find your inner Stella today

Incredible piece of data journalism here from @wsj.com. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Count the ways they’re corrupting DOJ: Presidents don’t direct AG’s to open criminal cases, especially ones designating only Dems for investigation when POTUS himself is involved. DOJ doesn’t publicize criminal investigations & the AG definitely doesn’t assign them on Twitter.

This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate. Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents. couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...

People seeking federal pardons generally must file petitions through the Office of the Pardon Attorney. But during Trump’s second term, only 10 of the roughly 1,600 people granted pardons had filed such petitions. By @jeremykohler.bsky.social

Basically saying "if you do crime for me, I won't only pardon you--I'll give you millions of dollars of public money." Truly unprecedented level of corruption www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Nice job senate republicans you fucking clowns

Someone in L.A. projected this onto a building last night.

Quirks Of British Businesses No. 4,824: "Sorry but, despite you being the paying customer, we don't do deliveries when it suits you, only when it suits us."

I wanted the name of a famous 80s model so I naively thought running a pic through Google Image would get a result. I'm guessing the resultant "Piss off stalker!" result is due to the shit ton of massively prohibitive legislation the UK government has been over-zealously instigating. Fucking fewmin.

PSA: It's always a good time to be popping on Coldcut's Journeys By DJ: 70 Minutes Of Madness youtu.be/TLNy6wLRFHk?...

...and to those people who keep trying to make Disney's 'The Black Hole' into some sort of cult movie, I have only one thing to say...

So, as of it weren’t bad enough that the knives are out for Starmer, he’s now made it apparent he’s so clueless as to have no idea who’s sharpening the blades.

in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

“the kindest person in the room is often the smartest.” JB Pritzker is a mensch.

My god (sorry I’m late on a bunch of this stuff. But wow!) According to this NYT report, the head of the FBI and the Attorney General are holding meetings *in the Situation Room* with GOP lawmakers they are trying to pressure to rescind their votes to release the Epstein info. This is madness.

We’re in ‘The Age Of The Bloke Down The Pub’. “Yeah and I know this feller that knows about this stuff that says Covid is in the water and it’s all just a cover-up to distract from them trying to stop people finding out that the world’s flat and all the paedophile orgies being held in Pizza Huts….”

hook JD up to one of those "experience period cramps" machines and watch him crumble before your eyes

To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015 What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?

Things gradually slotting into place.

MAGA's a cult but can anyone explain how Republicans could foam at the mouth at files allegedly on a laptop connected to Clinton but defend Trump, a convicted sex offender, who is clearly doing everything within his remit to stop the Epstein files being released? Genuine question. It beggars belief.