I don't know who needs to hear this, but uh, go ahead and take the turkey out of the freezer. Better late than never.

Speaking of Turkey Day, it turns out turkeys really can fly, provided they have enough thrust.

PTL group chat: "Happy Thanksgiving, team! Today's workout will be me trying to fitness whole Turkey in my-" *Sergeant Meatball has been kicked from PTL group chat*

Happy Turkey Day y'all!

Shout out to all the single people traveling back to their hometown in the next day or two to visit their parents for the holiday. Just do it. Text your high school ex. See if they want to go hit up the bar the night before Thanksgiving. What could go wrong.

As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

"The Osprey is a death trap! The Osprey is a death trap!" Of course it is, it's a rotary wing aircraft.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Finally, the definitive war film of our generation. #Atropia youtu.be/ikcywFRq0nk?...

Something something Streisand Effect. Evidently this Proctorio company sucks, and also sucks at PR. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

Time traveler: *kicks a rock* The #StarTrek timeline:

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

Happy International Men's Day! www.instagram.com/reel/DRPxUhC...

I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

This is Link. His ball suddenly went missing and then reappeared trapped under his bed. He called his brother Otto in for backup, knowing they'd need all three of their collective brain cells to get it back. 12/10 for both (IG: thegoldenbruvs)

The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.

Libraries offer, for free, the wisdom of the ages--and sages--and, simply put, there's something for everyone inside.

Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days

It's #TLynTuesday! Feel free to steal and share this meme with an illogical friend. 🖖 #StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekLowerDecks

"We're human beings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands, but we can stop it. We can admit that we're killers, but we're not going to kill today. That's all it takes. Knowing that we won't kill today". "Star Trek" A Taste of Armageddon (TV Episode 1967)

Post your favourite Star Trek character -- wrong answers only!

How first contact would really happen. #StarTrek #StarTrekMemes

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekDS9 #Mornday

YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR. I AM PROUD OF YOU.

Apropos of nothing, I was just reminded that Tim Allen's first book had a bit about how the world would be better if guys could just give each other platonic head.

Pilot Wisdom No.16: You start with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

This feels like a Golden Calf kind of thing to me.

My unpopular opinion is that it's bad form to say you want to shoot a specific real person just to watch them die, even if you are making a Johnny Cash reference.

Once you earn a goth girl’s trust, you may feed her Mike & Ikes straight from your hand

Any recommendations for a replacement for the PS5 controller that is not made by Sony, since they demonstrated that they don't know how to produce a usable controller? The stick drift is unforgivable.

This is Non and Asa. We do not know which one went into turbo mode first. But we do know it is highly contagious. 14/10 for both (IG: asa.n.kuroshiba)

we all know where the chick-fil-a cow was on jan 6

Fun fact: The Iliad and the Odyssey actually take place on the Great Lakes. Also, it took Odysseus so long to get home because they didn't have cars back then.

fine i’ll do it. i’ll open the government

anyone still hanging onto twitter are probably just waiting for bluesky to add a banking feature

Whether you’re a cinephile, activist, or casual viewer, these films highlight the depth and diversity of Indigenous storytelling. From coming-of-age tales to political documentaries, each work honors the past while shaping the future of Native cinema.

Anyhow if anyone out there just genuinely liked Columbus Day because it was basically Italian Pride day, you'll be happy to know the Italians get an entire heritage month, except in the DOD.

Worth noting, I only memorized a handful of phone numbers. If a phone number was important and it wasn't listed on a directory, I just wrote it down, which is still mostly the case when I use the desk phones at work.

Folks who enjoy to consume their stories in comic book form (including manga) or audio book form are no less well read than those who read “real books”. Visual literacy is a thing. Auditory comprehension is a thing. We shouldn’t shame anyone for how they choose to engage with literature.

The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings are both Isekais.

When the only Italian heritage anyone in the US wants to talk about is a shitty navigator who introduced slavery to the Americas and who was later arrested by the Spanish for being a shitty Colonial administrator too.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

What's a fun and annoying history fact you've learned recently? I'll start: Modern-day Marathons are not based on the distance from Marathon to Athens, despite the popular wisdom. (1/2)

books should have an anti-acknowledgements section where the author talks shit about all the people who fucked them over while they were trying to write the thing. not bc I personally want to write one but bc I love gossip

And while we're dragging the posthumous reputation of one Christopher Columbus, I'd like to recognize the history of how that holiday came to be in the US, recognizing the important of Italian contributions in a time when many Italians and Italian-Americans faced discrimination in the US. (1/2)

It's time again as a notable Italian-American to note Christopher Columbus was an absolute piece of shit human who didn't land anywhere near this actual country so why the fuck should he stop the mail for the whole day Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all