Just thinking about Mass Effect 3 and Operation Fire Cobra Claw.

If this is a stress that anyone reading this has, parsing and non-judgmentally helping refine information needs like this is explicitly an area of research and training for librarians. Like, I cannot promise there will never be a shitty librarian on duty, but it's your right to expect this help.

-Jenna

Me, returning to library work:

Your free speech rights end where billionaires’ feelings begin.

Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.

Sam Beckett encounters another time traveler, this one from the 24th century.

The parallel disappearance of YA books from public libraries due to book bans and the disappearance of YA expertise in public libraries due to budget cuts, deemphasis in serving teens. bookriot.com/the-disappea...

Like. Barehanded spanking still isn't great. But it's a hell of a lot better than what he went through. Sometimes growing up is realizing your imperfect parents still did try to break the cycle, to the best of their ability, even if it wasn't really to the extent you would have wished for.

An F-86 and an FJ-2 flying in formation.

😂

Eric Dane has passed away at 53 after a short battle with ALS He will be remembered by many as McSteamy on Grey’s Anatomy, but he should also be remembered for his disability advocacy He worked tirelessly to raise awareness for ALS, including how hard it is to get a diagnosis.

Heckin joyful.

Customer trying to force movement on a request without going through the wickets: "As a former CE troop..." Me (internally):

Broke: YouTube inserting repetitive commercials into videos unless users pay extra to remove them. Woke: YouTube shouldn't expect users to pay for a service they traditionally offered for free. Bespoke: YouTube should offer users the chance to pay to delete other users' comments on videos.

Uhh... Anne of Green Gables! Actually, that one's been done like fifteen times (there's even an anime adaptation). I should probably check to see what other Canadian authors I've read.

STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! DO YOU HAVE MEDICINE YOU NEED TO TAKE?

Not to slut-shame, but the Beach Boys really got around, didn't they?

I may have a stroke. Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.” A PROTESTant. I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.

Happy Sub Rosa Day! (I know this still isn’t from that episode but I couldn’t resist with that actual caption) #StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #Trekkie #candle

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: 1. History of US Seapower 2. Introduction to Poultry Science 3. Collection Development 4. Bowling 5. Introduction to Japanese

Plunged face-first into a mini mid-life crisis because I hurt my back shoveling snow and had to process the fact that I might still have to go to work in the morning whether I could shovel my driveway or not. And then my neighbor came over and helped me with the rest of it.

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind. It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty. Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face. Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.

Get a job you can enjoy as much as Lura Thok loves being a coach and mentor to the next generation. #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy

GOP 2024: Groceries are too expensive, vote us in and we'll fix it! GOP 2026: ChatGPT told us that for $3 you can make an incredibly disappointing taco.

I'm watching #StarTrekStarfleetAcademy and I just want to say Dye Captain Ake's hair red you cowards.

Lord, give me the confidence of an airplane enthusiast who confidently states that land-based fighters don't have tailhooks.

And I’d be seated

Radical fuckin idea but maybe we let ppl find enjoyment however they can because everything sucks

We asked Dr. Ann Marie Segal to join us to talk about the Starfleet Academy premiere at the Museum of Natural History and give our spoiler-free review of the first half of the season. Museum stories! Bathroom stories! Instagram tips! We've got it all. bit.ly/aapod245

SHELVE YOUR THROWING STARS, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ENNUI. AND YOU WILL WIN.

I used to get long distance calling cards from my family as gifts. There was one pay phone on my floor and if your girl called you just had to hope one of your buddies answered and would send someone to come get you.

"It's Bob... Wehadababyitsaboy."

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You don’t have to watch people being murdered. You especially don’t have to share it. Some of us know what it looks, sounds, and smells like and don’t need a reminder. You really don’t have to see a murder to know murder is bad. And now, following my new posting rules, I’m gonna log off a bit.

I don’t think people quite comprehend how excited for Supergirl I am. This has the opportunity to be one of my fave movies ever made. Look at this!!! #Supergirl

I don't know a single writer who has been asked to do product placement in their work, or at least, if they have, they have not admitted so to me. Nor have I ever been approached with an offer for product placement of any sort. I would be unlikely to entertain such an offer. I don't need the money.

YOU MUST TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

Me waking up this morning and logging on to social media:

Pour one out for all those poor folks trying to get through a dry January

As a student of history, I can assure you, things could always be worse. Cicero could have been alive at the right point in history to have a Twitter account. That those two existences did not align is something we should all be thankful for.

Decided to start watching Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future. This show was done by JMS of later Babylon 5 fame. Lord Dread does a fantastic Emperor Palpatine impersonation. #CaptainPower.

this is like the super bowl for dads with a pocketknife

i've been weirdly invested in this dog's sweater alteration IG roodabeguh

And yes, a big part of this is that librarianship is traditionally a female profession. Don’t you fucking DARE tell me the lack of respect for my profession doesn’t at least partially come out of that, because I am from New Jersey, and I will cut a bitch.

Someone might have forgotten to get mailable Christmas cards this year, realized it was Christmas Eve and then in 20 minutes slapped together something in Photoshop with stock art BUT THIS DOES NOT MEAN that the holiday sentiments expressed here are not in fact genuine and sincere

This Christmas, let us not forget the true reason for the season:

El Mariachi is a Christmas movie. *refuses to elaborate, el se va*