Dang, I can't believe it's almost Happy Honda Days.

Just realized that Jay Sherman sported the dark academia aesthetic before it was a thing

My contribution to the Godzilla shitpost

it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby

BALL x PIT good

Y’all, I tried healing in the new Silent Hill and Hinako started looking at trains.

Why does this look like a Smash Bros character reveal?

Me after they unthaw after being cryogenically frozen later today: "Tylenol Rapture Dubai Chocolate Labubu Rave!"

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

mike’s hard look in the mirror

me (sober): i will not go to the town that is shrouded in fog to find my wife who has been dead for three years me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?

Occam's Razer Headset

I'm at the Oreo, I'm at the Reese's Cup, I'm at the combination Oreo and Reese's Cup!

"Go woke, go broke" should be about waking up and having to participate in capitalism

my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru

THAT’S THE SAME PERSON

bro stop violating GDPR you're scaring the hos

Holy shit, I like superhero movies again.

Regular stores: Your order is ready, if you don't pick it up within 48 hours, we will throw it straight into the dumpster. Bookstores: Your order is ready. We'll hold on to it for a year. If you don't pick it up, we will send you a sternly worded e-mail.

DIY > AI

Damn, I love Knockout Tour in Mario Kart World.

My stance on the staple Switch 2 issue is why did Nintendo put the screen so close to the edge of the packaging?!

Bill: "We all almost froze to death, Hank!" Dale: "Yeah, we had no power. The Texas grid is separate to keep Russian spies from hacking into our system!" Hank: "Bwahhhh!"

Expedition 33 has a Pari system

Rolled credits on Clair Obscur.

I wrote a tribute to Leif Johnson, a former writer for many gaming publications, and my friend, who died last weekend. The world is poorer without him in it.

I am so very annoyed by the Fujifilm X Half. Fuji should've made a successor to the X10 if they wanted to make a mini X100VI.

Florence Pugh did not PU in the latest installment of the MCU!

I always thought it was weird that Mortal Kombat called it "animality" and not "beasti..." Oh, nvm

New ink and new pen too

On my tombstone, it will be written, "He died with just one wish: that a future generation of journalists would understand the difference between percent and percentage points."

If I can erase anyone in time, I'd get rid of Joseph Campbell. Some of y'all need to stop thinking y'all are the main character in a hero's journey.

It's a fucking travesty to have Joann's Fabrics close AND then Expedition 33 releasing. The cosplays would've been so fucking lit.

Hire me @redbull.com

Me after playing Cyberpunk 2077: That's pretty preem, choomba. Me after playing Clair Obscure: Putain de merde!!

"Nice to bee-meet you." "You mean e-meet?" "No." *releases bees*

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Is that the new pope or are they just blowing out smoke? Eyyyyyy

Me reading a Discord about Blue Prince.

"AI therapist, I've been struggling coping with my mom's death." Two weeks later: "Remember your mom's best moments with Edible Arrangements. Edible Arrangements, your mom would've wanted this."

I'm barely functioning today because I made a discovery playing Blue Prince last night and didn't sleep.

Fun fact: Nintendo means "leave luck to Heaven" That is what I will tell everyone trying to preorder a Switch 2.