Audree Heartburn
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Not Audrey Hepburn yet.
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My joints predict the weather better than any app.
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WldAnmls
4 months ago
When the doorbell rings.
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WldAnmls
4 months ago
Oh, we're half way there Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
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I made a starter pack
go.bsky.app/3Xf79hC
add a skeleton here at some point
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Every day I try to live, laugh, love, but mostly I just scroll.
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taenia
4 months ago
Oh to be a bunny eating grass in the morning dew
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Kalvin the Reindeer
4 months ago
40 out of 50 dentists agree that fractions was a waste of time.
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George Takei
4 months ago
He is disgusting.
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Lindsey Graham Slammed For Posting Casually Cruel Threat Aimed At Greta Thunberg
What is wrong with him?
https://www.comicsands.com/graham-greta-thunberg-swim?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram
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In Otter News
4 months ago
The ultimate water sausage compilation:
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I survived dial-up and disco. I’ll survive this, too.
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Hand Warmer
10 months ago
These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
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My joints predict the weather better than any app.
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more mr. nice guy
5 months ago
sometimes posting a thought is just the only way to stop thinking it. it's the world's problem now
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Dude
5 months ago
Perilous journeys of the utmost importance
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Les 💫
5 months ago
Fine, thanks for asking
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Retired, but still extremely opinionated.
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Veruca's Alt
5 months ago
I'm awake and I don't wanna be.
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Tim Onion
5 months ago
Fine, I will be the CEO of Tesla.
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lukelukeluke
5 months ago
Me: *eats a fruit and swallows its seeds* The seeds: hehe perfect Me: *poops in a toilet* The seeds: no wtf
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Mark Cuban
5 months ago
Love to see it !!!
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