HelenB
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Hello...erm, I'll get back to you
You'd NEED the disco biscuits to enjoy this
#totp
1 day ago
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That is also the shittest body popping I've seen
#totp
1 day ago
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This sounds like several things at once, and nothing at the same time
#totp
1 day ago
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Donnell has been round LL's bins again
#totp
1 day ago
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My TV signal keeps dropping out... I'm currently preferring this to the match
#engdrc
3 days ago
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#thefootball
3 days ago
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Ah the lad from Cork's on
#fraswe
4 days ago
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The Oxford Mail editor discovers how many reposts the Clarion is getting
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4 days ago
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Mobius Stripper
4 days ago
Erling Haaland: one of the best soccer players in the world, and also what it would look like if Vigo the Carpathian had inhabited that baby and grown up.
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Like Muttley, I'll do owt for a medal
#raceforlife
6 days ago
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We don't half make a meal of it
#paneng
7 days ago
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Hydration break
7 days ago
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#thefootball
7 days ago
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I'm quite looking forward to doing the washing up at half time
7 days ago
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BBoysLyricOfTheDay
7 days ago
Been saying this all along! They didn't fight for you, they told YOU to fight for Yourself!
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#ENGGHA
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Homer Simpson's Loudest Scream
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11 days ago
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Benny Benassi during the Hydration Break has been my highlight so far
11 days ago
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Altern-8 on 6 Music, lovely office rave up!
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Blue Toad Joins the Rave Party
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11 days ago
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What's made that Messi performance even better is that I got to enjoy it during a massive Thunderstorm
12 days ago
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Is Messi going to have a Cow's Arse/Banjo kind of game today?
12 days ago
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It's weird seeing one of your old lecturers talking on TV, when you know they had a reputation for the old inappropes back in the day....
12 days ago
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The upside is that I'm enjoying hearing Major Tom every time
14 days ago
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Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF
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14 days ago
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Hold on
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17 days ago
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Eddie Robson
17 days ago
Good to see the half-time message of "PLAY UP, CUNTS" got through to the players, that was top.
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How many more times during this World Cup will I have to shout "get back in your goal, you dickhead" at the TV?
#thefootball
17 days ago
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings Look on my works, ye Mighty, and
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17 days ago
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Public Benjamin
18 days ago
I call this commentary team Melt and Mowbray.
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My brain cannot stop singing "Nicolas Jackson" to the Outkast tune
#ooh
#frasen
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Outkast Forever Ever Meme
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18 days ago
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Someone with a really irritating voice has decided to sit on the train and have a discussion on the phone about Argentinian football. I get the impression she knows what she's on about/is a journalist but it's loud and I may push her off at Princes Risborough
19 days ago
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And a big coloured flashy aura in my eye brings my World Cup watching to an end...FFS!
21 days ago
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Hold on, is it Norwich that Morocco are playing?
21 days ago
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Proper Ronaldo klaxon
21 days ago
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#qatsui
#worldcup
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Tina Turner Style Singer: Leave Dancing
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21 days ago
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Joe Scaramanga
21 days ago
The best version of Seven Nation Army I've ever heard.
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I miss the spider who lived in the stadium at Mexico '86
23 days ago
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Not sure why Panini chose a picture of Messi where he looks like an absolute sort, but here we are
24 days ago
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I had this on vinyl and it was stolen about 15 years ago by an exiting housemate... gutting.
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25 days ago
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iucounu
26 days ago
Donald Trump has been presented with a commemorative basketball prior to tonightās NBA showdown. Orange, globular and inflated with wind, he is the 47th President, etc
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We donāt usually see each otherās headers. Hereās mine. Quote post with yours.
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26 days ago
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Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?
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26 days ago
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I'm working with the tv on in the background for 'noise' and there's a programme on called Doorbell Detectives, which just sounds like a euphemism for something
26 days ago
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Age yourself with a childhood crush (I wrote about seeing this ad for the first time in my diary)
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27 days ago
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Cheers, pals!
28 days ago
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Here they are, all the lads. I'm thinking that I may need to start a
@noscoredraws.com
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#avfc
29 days ago
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Nostalgic Things
about 1 month ago
On this date in 1995 the final episode of The Hanging Gale was shown on BBC One. The period drama starred the McGann brothers: Mark, Paul, Stephen and Renault.
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Doing my silly little stickers and I'm not sure why but the 'we are' font is really annoying me
about 1 month ago
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD
about 1 month ago
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Stephen Graham
about 1 month ago
Bandwaggoning traitorous grifter wants his summer riots and for Musk to see he's still as racist as Rupert Lowe.
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