HelenB
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Hello...erm, I'll get back to you
A new Gladiator name has landed
#stressbucket
about 7 hours ago
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What restaurant from a sitcom do you wish you could visit for real?
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2 days ago
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How I arrived at Bluesky
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2 days ago
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MrPaulRobinson
3 days ago
Is it 'a letter from HR'?
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Mike D London
4 days ago
Refukker Farage trotting out the usual Refukker lie that 'London is broken'. That's the city named the 'World's Best City' for 2026 - and for every year Khan has been Mayor. And the city with a lower crime rate than Farage's back yard of Clacton, something he's done nothing to fix.
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In other news, probably my favourite international away shirt in recent years.
5 days ago
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I feel like
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has somehow escaped and is following me around
5 days ago
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#totp
6 days ago
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#totp
6 days ago
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Imagine a line up where Venga Boys is one of the best ones
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6 days ago
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Thanks, I hate it
#totp
6 days ago
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#totp
6 days ago
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Heeeee's beeeeeeeen
@christhebarker.bsky.social
Whehey!
6 days ago
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Aaron Rupar
6 days ago
SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.
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7 days ago
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MAKE ROOM FOR THE MUSHROOMS!
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7 days ago
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Chinny Honk
8 days ago
Magnificent factoid.
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The unhinged old cnut is just being brazen about it now.
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9 days ago
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Yum yum
#foodreviews
10 days ago
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Superb
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11 days ago
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Monday
11 days ago
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Oi oiiii!!!
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11 days ago
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Happy "Where the fuck did I put the strimmer battery in October" day to all who celebrate
11 days ago
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At a gig and I've found a seat between sets. Bloody yes!
13 days ago
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Just read an opinion piece saying that Companies House is a giant fraud robot....and now all I can do is think of what a giant fraud robot looks like
16 days ago
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What I'm wearing to the Oscars
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18 days ago
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Just when you think you've avoided as many reminders as possible....
19 days ago
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I bought a soundbar so my evening will now be testing it with a wide array of tunes....any suggestions gratefully received!
19 days ago
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This is where I post from
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19 days ago
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*Does shit joke about the bloke from Tight Fit being attacked by a shark*
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20 days ago
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I could be listening to Imagination right now
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20 days ago
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It's Michelle from the resistance
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20 days ago
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I don't care, I love Jamiroquai. There, I said it
#totp
20 days ago
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Bloody yes!
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20 days ago
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Right, I'm going to get my dinner out of the oven....things had better improve when I get back for the next episode
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20 days ago
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*Thinks wistfully about all the music that didn't chart highly in 1999, but was good*
#totp
20 days ago
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News Eye
21 days ago
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. Theyβll play this in museums in future. (π₯ LCI π«π·)
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But of course he was more than happy when Elizabeth Fry was replaced by Churchill
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22 days ago
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Mr Bob Dobolina?
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22 days ago
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey πΊ
28 days ago
Andrew Tate's twatty video only starts making any sense when you use different music
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This gets a big ol' supoib
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28 days ago
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He's beeeeeeen! My lovely clock from
@hiddenbritain.bsky.social
is here! Had I not ballsed up the wall hanging/had to buy emergency pollyfilla, it would be on the wall already. Love it!
29 days ago
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How I arrived on Bluesky
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29 days ago
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πΉοΈ Davey Sloan πΎ
about 1 month ago
Couldn't get it out of my head, so now it's on here.
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Duncan Jones
about 1 month ago
I love the horror zoom! π
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You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you? (I'm presuming that 'nonsense on YouTube doesn't count)
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about 1 month ago
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Apart from one very obvious four letter word, this could also be a transcript from my DIY session yesterday afternoon
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about 1 month ago
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I'd like to thank last-night-me for ordering just the right amount of dinner, so that I'd have aloo damm, Chicken palak tawa and 1 momo for lunch today. It's probably nap time now...
about 1 month ago
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Me: Right, let's get on with tidying, I'll fling some tunes on Me, 10 minutes later:
about 1 month ago
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I mean, I agree with the sentiments about the Villa and Ozzy's body of work but this performance isn't doing much to celebrate it
#brits
about 1 month ago
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