Weekend is over! Time to get back to work! (Even though I really don’t want too.) 🥲

Hello bluesky! How are we all today? My day is going great! I’m planning on hanging out with Fan later! 😄😄😄

Hello bluesky! How are we all today? I’m currently working on some ideas for inventions! 😁😁

Haha wow! I haven’t been on here in a whole 3 months! 😅😅 Sorry for the lack of updates and daily facts! I’ll try to stay on top of everything more now that my work is mostly complete! 😆😆

//Me when I make a silly self indulgent project, as a treat. I did this in two days I’m cracked youtu.be/NhTd64BhRnk?...

// holy moly canoli it’s been a while since I’ve been on this account, I’d just like to put my other accounts here!! I don’t really post much BUUUT the stuff I do post it’s pretty awesome sauce,,, MAIN: @hallucinatin-stars.bsky.social OTHER PARODY ACC: @sicklytissues.bsky.social

I had no idea I had missed a day! Im sorry guys! Daily facts should return to daily soon, paperwork gets the best of me haha! Daily fact for today: An average sized cumulus cloud weighs roughly around a million pounds or the same as world's largest passenger jet or the same as 80 elephants! 😁

I want you

FACT OF THE DAY: Ocean currents circulate vital heat and moisture around the globe, similar to the (human) circulatory system!!!! 😊

FACT OF THE DAY: 37 out of 50 critical minerals can be found in the ocean! Isn’t that cool? Sorry for the late post everyone! Paperwork is a drag haha

FACT OF THE DAY: Various scientists estimate that 50%-80% of the earth’s oxygen is produced by the oceans. The majority of this production is from plant-based marine organisms. Oceanic plankton, algae, seaweed, and some bacteria can photosynthesize & produce more than half of the world’s oxygen! 😁

You’re just saying that because you have sloppy kisses with her in the underground lab

Sorry for inactivity! Also a lack of daily facts haha, I’ve been very busy in the lab lately! We are back to regular schedule now! Happy early holidays!

James Webb telescope just dropped its latest image, Neptune, and its rings.

FACT OF THE DAY!! We need saliva to taste our food. In order for food to taste, the chemicals from the food must dissolve in saliva. Once the chemicals in the food are dissolved, they can be detected by receptors in our taste buds. So, without saliva we wouldn’t be able to taste our food! 😆😆

🪭🧪 DAY 7 🖌️💡 something is horribly, horribly wrong #inanimateinsanity #osc

i finally made a strawpage! thebiggestiifanever.straw.page Ill stick it in my bio too just incase!

FACT OF THE DAY: Sea animals have the ability to sense the magnetic fields of the earth to find out their location!

Dr: do you eat healthy? Me: of course I eat the quinoas, the kales Dr: Me: the hummuses Dr: I’m gonna put no Me: ok

Umm I didn’t ask if I could take his picture, but check out my buddy fries!! He’s normally red and he won’t tell me why he’s glowing???? Weird huh!

FACT OF THE DAY: Helium can work AGAINST gravity! If you cool helium just a few degrees lower than its boiling point ie. 452 degrees Fahrenheit (–269 degrees Celsius), it becomes superfluid, which means it can move without friction. 😊

🪭🧪 DAY 5 🖌️💡 theyre animalce now. sorry yall #inanimateinsanity #osc

I just added steamed milk to my cup of tea and spent a good five minutes thinking I had invented something amazing. Turns out I had just made myself a chai latte. I am not a smart man.

A gameshow like “Is it cake?” but instead it’s called “It IS cake” and it’s just people showing me different cakes that look like regular cakes and then we eat those cakes and everybody wins and that’s the show

The first and most important step when using an oven is to preheat all the pans you store in there to 425.

Should I make a strawpage so you guys can send in things? 😯

Checking on my stocks* *beef and chicken

I ate all 6 of the bananas I got last week. They should make a documentary about me

love love LOVE burning my hands on a hot bowl of soup straight from the microwave only to scurry into the living room, sit down, and start slurping cold soup

and for successfully resisting the urge to eat a little treat, I shall reward myself with a little treat

I'm a ginger named Ryan and I just ordered a rye and ginger. this has to mean something

more webfishing ii fanart !! #inanimateinsanity #osc #webfishing

i love polylights!!! #inanimateinsanity #osc

FACT OF THE DAY: Grasshoppers have ears in their bellies!! They have membranes on each side of their first abdominal segment that vibrate in response to sound waves! 😆

Is this what the new generation finds entertaining.

FACT OF THE DAY: Bananas are radioactive! Potassium decays over time and becomes slightly radioactive! Though, you’d need to eat about 10 million of them AT ONCE to get killed by the radiation. 🙃

After a lengthy explanation (from fan) and quite a few google searches, I have a slight understanding of this new generation’s “brainrot”, but I am still quite confused (and concerned). Disregarding that fact, I feel I have become an expert. A ‘sigma’, one would say.

I truly do not understand this new ‘slang’, what is a “skibidi toilet”?

I love my girlfriend! :-) #ilovemygirlfriend

I love my boyfriend!! 😊

FACT OF THE DAY: Our solar system extends much farther than the planets that orbit the Sun. The solar system also includes the Kuiper Belt thats past Neptune's orbit. This is a ring of icy bodies, almost all smaller than the dwarf planet Pluto! 😄

Not sure where the photo went but gorgeous sunset. Take 2.

Hello Bluesky ! I recently found out this app was a thing and pretty popular with others in hotel Oj! (is that still the name of the hotel? Idk :-/) so I thought I’d give it a try alongside @sciencelover567.bsky.social ❤️ This is much different than tumblr. Anyways! This is a placeholder “pinned!”

Introduction: Hey guys! Fan (@thebiggestiifan.bsky.social) told me to get this app! I am LOVING all the sciencey things I’m getting on my feed! I heard that a lot of other ex-contestants and friends are on this app! I can’t wait to talk to you all!

Welcome to our Crib

ily fantube #inanimateinsanity #osc #fantube

I headcanon that Cabby has to sleep "standing" up. #osc #inanimateinsanity