What's it like inside your head.

Why am I vividly remembering that this was inspired by an actual prize fight where the guy died shortly after getting knocked out? Like, the hands are reminding me of something like that.

Any song can be a gymspiration song if you're already pumping hard enough. youtu.be/Am8dlS_51iQ?...

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

*gym zoomies activated*

The fascists, the fiends, the abominates would break you and make demands you should use your own shards towards their own wicked ends! THIS IS THEIR MEANS. - Peggy Hill, if Mike Judge wasn't a coward

*Mamdani attack ad playing at the gym*: Look! Look! He said bad things about Harris and Obamna! Look! WHY AREN'T YOU FOLLOWING THE SCRIPT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW YOUR PRE-SELECTED LEADERS BLINDLY STOP DISOBEYING US

I'm about halfway through Barry Windsor-Smith's Monsters. If you got $40-50 bucks to burn, I highly recommend it. Very tragic and very beautifully rendered story.

The new meatcanyon's pretty neat. Love the switch up to real life camera and tons of crazy practical effects. Also dug how obviously the "idea" monster is inspired by the creature from Possession.

Best friend (high as a kite): The Mafu is a gimp, isn't it? It's like Audition, isn't it? *Mafu is a revealed* NooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I'M TOO HIGH FOR THIS. ARE WE ABOUT TO WATCH SOMETHING ILLEGAL? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

A lot of folks may think that just yelling at ICE agents is ineffective, but consider the cumulative psychological toll of being yelled at EVERY DAY when trying to do shit. Even the biggest asshole in the world who doesn't give a shit about other people will feel the pressure.

Met [local politician who I'm probably gonna vote for] on my route. Seems like a nice guy.

Help! There's a tingle in my Pringle! The mice've gotten into the pantry, help!

ICE has been cracking down hard across the vast expanse of the greater Chicago area, and I wrote a little bit about what you need to understand about what it’s like here now. Plus, I compiled some resources for locals to get alerts and whistles. dansinker.com/posts/202…

We are now down to our last digital bundle!! whose going to be the one to buy the last of the original bundles? I'm going to throw in a few extras in the last one as a thank you. tessfowlerart.bigcartel.com/product/digi...

Many fundamentally decent people have had Nazi tattoos they regretted. We mustn't judge too hastily. Many Communists got Nazi tattoos in the mid-20th century, alongside a truly staggering number of Jews.

get this guy outta here. cut your losses, he's washed

This is insanely illegal and incredibly fucking dangerous.

When dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween is even remotely acceptable then you know as a country we have lost the plot. We can never normalize this:

Traffic to Pornhub has fallen by more than 75% in the UK since the introduction of the Online Safety Act, as legal adults have shifted to the thousands non-compliant sites, supercharging the growth of platforms that don't moderate for pirated content, revenge porn and CSAM An unmitigated disaster.

Oh fuck it's Friday, isn't it? Man this job really messes with my sense of time. Like, I was literally on the clock for 12 hrs.

I had a very dark feeling that the Nazi tattoo would only make Platner *more* popular among the Democratic leadership, and I appear to be valid for feeling it

Brianna keeps getting written about, even if not especially her own mother, like she tragically killed herself rather than was murdered in a transphobic hate crime

With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness. Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.

What to do if an agent shows up at your door? Things you need to know: nlgsf.org/wp-content/u...

Rats are gonna infest the White House from the demolition. Calling it now.

*union rep raises index finger up *the fluorescent light catches it just so, and it looks like a small, narrow wiener with an weirdly bulbous glans donning a thick sheet of foreskin (we're talking like a +5 Armor Foreskin here) *the meeting goes on for another hour

Thinking about Return of the Living Dead: 🙂 Remembering that one of the punk actors is a real life criminal piece of shit: 🙁

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I don't want to go to the union meeting. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY That shit's work related, and it's my day off. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY But I have to, I need to talk to the rep about my route being modified. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

If you’re in the US it may be a good thing to do if you can afford it to have a small food pantry on your porch on Halloween for families of Trick or Treaters- SNAP benefits not existing in November will mainly impact children ❤️

Time to grab another fridge cigarette*. I'm jonesing ova here. *a swig from a two-liter of Pepsi Zero Sugar

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

Your're gymspiration is Joe Rogan and RFK Jr. My gymspiration is my local muscle mommy dyke whose built like those horribly inbred "chunky style" pitbulls you see on instagram. WE ARE NOT THE SAME AND YOUR ON NOTICE

Aw, a refrigerator-chilled banana. Is there any food with as pleasing a bite-resistance as thee? I think not. I will surely miss you, refrigerator-chilled banana, when the Electricity Wars finally come into full swing.

There's an anime where a hot, jacked Santa Claus is trying to live life as a normal Japanese high schooler but a "cute-psycho" bitch love interest is trying to expose him and murder-fuck* him? *murder-fucking is when it's attempted murder, but it's erotized

See today how many times you can mentally append "So give up, peon" to the end of the headline or story. If it works, ignore that story, which is not reporting but propaganda designed to make you as broken and afraid as our self-appointed masters

DID YOU KNOW? When a dog tries to bark and snarl at you at the same time, it comes out as a weird oink.

Son, you know how Mario can put on a special hat and he’s solid as steel for a few minutes? Well Mommy has to do that with these pills so Daddy doesn’t start Google image searching “twinks” on the family pc again.

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

Me: Well, time to go to the gym. Body: hold it right there partner, wouldn't you prefer to sit in bed for hours? Brain: And don't you have a union meeting tonight? Body: See, Brain's got a good point, let's stay in today. Brain: Video games. Comic books, YouTube videos. Body: All good points.

John Horse. The inventor of horses. Is that thing? I don't know. I'm just too lazy right now to get up for the bathroom. Because if I get up, I'll also feel compelled to go to the kitchen and do the dishes. And that's sucka work, and I try to live a sucka-free lifestyle. Well, guess I gotta get up n

THERE ARE SEVEN OTHER CANDIDATES DECLARED FOR THE MAINE D PRIMARY WE ARE A YEAR AWAY FROM BLUE NO MATTER WHO TIME.

Wait, did he just cover up the nazi tattoo with a nazi *werewolf* tattoo? That's like getting caught in a clan hood and claiming "I just like bedsheets ghosts," only to reveal hidlerstache underneath.

Say does anyone remember when Marble got worried about one of their comics because the Asian artist depicted the Asian characters with monolids, so they edited it afterwards without the artist's knowing to "correct" it, only to end up giving every Asian character Children of the Damn eyes?

Yelp! review: My beagle's yelp when I snuck up on her was very amusing. Very sharp, very clear tone of anger despite the initial shock. Will continue harassing this dog!

Hah. Just realized something. When the big fish takes the worm, they're not gonna be able to create AI sloppaganda of his replacement because of how deeply *that* meme face of his is ingrained in the models.

average day in american politics be like: