its 2025 so i can wear my pajamas at work and also all night long while worrying about work the next day

lol wtf is bro talking about, this is what happens when i get too high and then post

if you don't listen to the band Carly Cosgrove, which you probably don't, you should change that now one of the most creative emo bands i've ever heard. their instrumentation and songwriting is awesome

ok goodnight it's time to have stress dreams about work for 8 hours and then go to work for 10 hours

not watching the super bowl at all and then coming on here and seeing everybody talk about the super bowl makes me feel like i need to run and hide

me when i have deja vu about stubbing my toe

good evening to all of my new followers, you pressed the WRONG fucking button dude just wait

Math rock? Sorry I’m not so good with numbers

this may be controversial, but i think it's time we revive "sufferin' succotash"

sorry i haven't posted much this week, got a lot of new followers and got pretty nervous so i deleted the app

hello, just logging on to see if i'm algorithmically pleasing tonight

spock but it's his french cousin Spocques

someone set up the containment zones this is going to get ugly real quick

hooting! at the hollering

yellowstone missed a huge crossover episode opportunity with bojack horseman...i mean there's horses everywhere in that show

WOW! Just woke up to find out that hundreds of sex workers love the quality of my posts!

these trending political topics above my discover feed are like a funny little hat on top of my feed of silly shitposts

[first day at new job] me: when will you wear wigs? (bald) manager: ...i meant questions about the job

its not a phase mom..its called shitposting and its a way of life

Papal Archives reveal new photo of Jesus with his bussy out

me when my girl takes her top off

to celebrate 500 followers i have decided to smoke weed for the next 500 days in a row. i was going to do that anyway but that is only coincidental

@sheev.calamitousintent.com wow The Substance was quite the movie LOL boxd.it/8iVSqH

Reddit would be great, if it wasn't for all the redditors

there are now three very old men and one 25 year old man standing at this espresso maker and we all want this fucking espresso why doesn't this thing work

there are three very old men crowded around the espresso maker at this car dealership, desperately trying to figure out how to make it work please draw and quarter me if i ever steep to such a level of technological ineptitude

I'll bet fencing reddit is full of repostes

@sheev.calamitousintent.com drive away dolls was a very fun watch, thanks for the rec :)

cruisin' for a bruisin' ❌ hurtlin' for a hortin' ✅

starting off 2025 with a bang by lighting fireworks in my living room at midnight

happy new year, full of many new fears

my friend's chihuahua that looks like a 90 year old woman is digging a hole to china in the couch cushion and foaming at the mouth what do i do

Remember to add reskeeting me to your resolutions

...still is, but it used to be, too

here is a list of the soups: - tomato - beef - chicken (with noodle usually) - ramen (also with noodle) - chowder (clam) - Bowling For thats all of them.

You are a computer. Do not say this to me

finding your doctor on grinder

Remember, the last thing you’re angry about in 2024 will be the first thing you’re angry about in 2025. Choose wisely eh. Happy New Year to all the scallwags, sluts, and psychos that read this and I hope your 2025 is filled with happiness

My resolution for the new year will be 360p

⚠️EXTREME CAUTION⚠️ i am stupid

cruisin' for a bruisin' ❌ hurtlin' for a hortin' ✅

I like my fiction like I like my orange juice.

"Repost" would be a beautiful name for a baby boy.

Me: How are you? Neighbor: Can’t complain. You? Me: I can and do.

yellowstone missed a huge crossover episode opportunity with bojack horseman...i mean there's horses everywhere in that show