foggy am 🌫️

Don’t be discouraged if you didn’t get it all done this week. The emails can wait. The laundry will keep. The strange, glowing orb hovering silently in your living room isn’t going anywhere either

interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness? me: oh they’re all pretty great

brb for an hour and a half, watching the first episode of Yellowstone (who is making 90 minute pilots???)

my thang stopped thangin like two weeks ago but i've been too embarrassed to ask for help guys please don't make fun of me

got my eyes on the prize (bedtime)

not to brag but my therapist says I could reach full psychosis by the end of the week

if you like christmas so much why don’t you merry it

texts from her 😍

today i looked at some nature and proposed to my life partner @jjaimee444.bsky.social (she said yes !!)

You call it a single serve jelly cup, I call it an appetizer

Give a man a fish & he'll say "what's this? I ordered chicken". Teach a man to fish & he's all "you're an awful waiter" & "get me the manager".

egg

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no

spock but it's his french cousin Spocques

allow me to educate you on the benefits of following me:

What if we were two mushrooms hanging out in the rain together though? 🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫

QUICK TURN ON THE TV!!!!