The opposition parties in parliament have decided to not let the Bill pass yesterday and today PM Modi is addressing it. Personally, I am feeling a sort of rage.

Why is the monster from my dreams doing cleaning supplies advertisements Why did they give him a sword to stab 🥹

HELLO HELLO! :D👋🌟 Long time no see! I'm so joyous lately and having talks with my community because the government of India has proposed for the women's Quota bill in parliament! I've talked to a few political leaders of villages, who are so wonderful in their support to pass the bill!

Good morning I have had a moment of enlightenment and in that I have decided that if I have a boy child he shall be named after the Sun God. And when he is 18 and he shall ask me "mother, why have you named me this way?" I shall say, "Because you are my son."

Oh, yes, you come to our humble abode for the first time. Would you like me to refill your menstruation-cup looking glass with sparkling apple juice? 🙂 (I was subjected to looking at this, so you have to, too. 🥲)

Does anyone know how to use Adobe Express Premium? I got a free one year subscription with my wifi and wanted to know what all I can do if someone's familiar with it! I've mostly ever used Canva

I just stayed up watching both Dhurandhar and two and I'm laughing so hard because it really was like this in the second movie 😭😭😭 If you're watching with English subtitles, know it's not doing you justice there's so much swearing and violence, I was scared I'll be sick but we pulled through!

For as long as my soul is out there babyyyyyyyy!!! 💥💢🌟🫶🏃‍♀️💨👊🫵🥳🤩🥰

My mouth is stuffed with a cheese pizza with extra cheese and white sauce in the middle, I just want you guys to know it does get better ☺️🫶🌟 And when it does, you'll have four pizzas, two garlic bread sticks and white sauce pasta all to yourself and you'll be very happy that you waited 🥰💕

Crying my mother found a guy from California with Indian roots in two hours She's telling his this or that quize I was just teasing about marriage man, I want to be a wife in theory but not in practice yet 🏃‍♀️💨💨💨💨💨

Having almond milk in a wine glass

It's not even 10pm on a Saturday and I've remembered the Indian pledge 😮 So it has now dawned on me I cannot marry my fellow indians! For they are my brothers and sisters! :0000 Now I remember why some boys and girls at school used to say "except one" during that part!

Summers are here and it's rained and I'm cold but I'm seeing very pretty stockings and skirts and dresses ahhhhhhh! Rain rain go away let the sunshine show the wayyyyy

Donuts are also not available holy CRAP am gonna punch a unicorn

Anger. Rage even. Was about to order pizza but their hidden fees and not taking any of the payment options I use has made me pizzaless for dinner. I'll take my business elsewhere away from you and your suspicious pants business.

Do tablets turn their volume down on their own when you've been listening to music on too high for too long??? I got a new tablet and I've been using it and learning how to do stuff on it and it just did that when I don't think any of my previous phones or tablets did that! :00000

Just saw how thick epidural and egg retrieval needles are holy freaking crap there's literally no way to escape from the pain of making children I looked at it while on my week and my mouth watered from fear. Ouchie.🧎‍♀️

Gonna marry someone who can't grow facial hair so after 10 years go by and he decides he suddenly wants a beard, he won't be able to grow it and will have to go back to being clean shaved and I'll forever be able to kiss his cheek without the fear of his face hair pointing me in the eyes

Yes a lot of booktok povs are cringe BUT I personally see it as a step towards equality. The moment one of these girlies buys some biker's greasy bathwater, I will know we have truly advanced as a society

Chicken sausages cut up into tiny bits, by beloved

Holy moly instagram is evil

Theres a merathon day after tomorrow that's giving 6k for running 10 kilometres I've not run for a 100 years and I've not gone to the gym in 200 but I could do alot with 6k This is about to be me day after tomorrow

※ a practice! I copied the pose and colors completely! but behold, a horrible woman. ───🔞───────────── #rabbitownart |

Happy Sunday! This is how my mum thinks I look when I'm eating chicken when she cooks it and I love her so much god bless her she's the best🫶💞

☆ pronouns: She/her or any! ☆ height: 5'7! ☆ zodiac: Sagittarius! ☆ smoke: No ☆ tattoos: Nope ☆ piercings: both my ears! ☆ fav color: Yellow,! ☆ fav drink: depends on the session but apple juice is a staple!🍎

EVERYONE'S TRYING TO MAKE THE BUILDING WIN NO VOTE THE NARRATOR DO YOU GUY'S NOT SEE THAT HANDWRITING AND THAT VOICE

An unstoppable force (can move anything) meets an immovable object (cannot be moved)! Who do you think will win?

Strained my favourite sweater and white towel by washing it with a red tshirt heck my life dude

I love the word ice cream so much you say it with an accent and suddenly it's something very different and it's so much funnier

THANK GOD I AM SOUTH ASIAN apparently I've turned the age for people to ask my mom for my hand in arrange marriage, bless my mom she tells me about it because her coworkers were having a field day trying to set their boys up with me I can hide at home and still get a husband HECK YEAH

I am so sleepy someone save me from this never-ending work

WHY IS TAKING CARE OF LONG HAIR SO HARD MY HANDS HURT I'M GOING TO SHAVE IT OFF (I'm not) IF IT DOESN'T START BEHAVING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON MY HANDS HURT FROM BRAIDING AND WASHING AND OILING I AM FEELING LIKE A CAR I DONT LIKE IT

Crying because I have website and definitely shove down my life story down people's throats BUT in my defence It's free stuff so I can do backflips and frontflips all I want and you'd have to watch because an ad blocker can't block my swag All because I have something you want Leverage🤌✨

7:20am and I crave instant noodles with an egg but there are no noodles at home because yours truly is having self control issues and would eat instant noodles three times a day if she could right now. Good morning 🌞🌄🌇🫶🍜

People can't do long distance nowadays but Shakira once said Lucky you were born that far away so we could both make fun of distance Lucky that I love a foreign land for the lucky fact of your existence🫶

JUST LEARNT HOW TO DO UPI PAYMENTS AH I feel like my ancestors would be looking down at me and proud being indipendent and knows how to use technology 🗡️🧎‍♀️ I bought new Rubik's cube 2x2 and 3x3 and had 4x4 am about to have a party today

Recently bought ALOT of velvet to make a blanket! Look at these beauties!!! AH! I forgot how much stuffing I bought but it's going to be huge and heavy just how we like it. I'm going to be so mad in love 💛 💕 Also say hi to my new carpet, very beautiful and blue it is!💙

I feel after a certain point boys should not be allowed to grow taller according to their age 🙁 Why do I have to look up to talk to pipsqueaks who's age still starts with a 1

This is the kind of love I want man God PLEASEEEEE! Even if you don't understand the song it's so sweet One of my favourite songs right now youtu.be/B_6d3RBiEN0?...

🐧 I rescued 14 penguins, rating: Royal Penguin! vole.wtf/penga/

Am gonna start posting Hindi memes my YouTube shorts are getting lit oh my god :0

My valentine's day plans this year! 🫶💌✨♥️💗🌼🎀 (Am the guy chasing couples with a long stick)

You ever know someone is nice but they show you how deep their niceness goes and you just pray that the world is kind to them?

Have you ever wanted to wax someone's leg hair off? Specifically a man because they don't shave their legs so theres more to pull out And it would be very smooth afterwards and you could pinch it

New Single OXYGEN Out Now!

This but in Feburary

Am going to personally murder every bacteria and virus that's making me sick right now I want ice cream

I should be the brand ambassador for Dabur India Ltd because it's basically running through my veins by now Amla, almond oil I use is from Dabur, I've started eating chyawanprash from Dabur, am sick right now and the cough syrup I'm drinking is from Dabur, and even the honey I'm eating is Dabur

I had a blast yesterday! the waffle guy gave me free ice cream with my strawberry waffle and I was too tempted to say no and now yours faithfully is sick yet again I'm suffering now but I'd do it again in every universe because we're here for a good time not a long one🛌🫶