I think watching this video is about equally good for your overall well-being as smoking a small to medium amount of methamphetamine youtu.be/5Fg9oZk-5uA?...

I don't know why I thought I would take getting laid off four months after moving across the country for my job better than I am, but I am not.

just watched the entire video from start to finish. Jimmy really is master who has refined his craft to perfection, which isn't really a compliment so much as grounds for arrest

that’s a sick win. what is the deal with this team lmao

This is the Minnesota Timberwolves experience!

*extremely normally* i need to see your weirdest, most pathological subgroup lattices. nice and weird please

Unfortunately I have to subgroup lattices to suggest, only a meme.

odd question I know, but does anyone have some groups with a nice weird subgroup lattice? in the market for weird subgroup lattices. the more pathological the better.

for some reason, I was under the impression it was bigger. and not in walking distance of my house in Indiana.

we'll see how the administration's strategy of nakedly waging wars of conquest for resources without bothering to even pretend to manufacture support goes for them, I guess

natisha heideman is without exaggeration the coolest person alive.

it's crazy how huge and complicated a group S_5 is. It's just five digits! how symmetric can they be??

they gave the president a really bad Instagram wall

Usually grading finals is a heartbreaking experience, but I am tearing up in joy grading my calc students' work. They tried so hard and learned so much this semester and I am so proud of them!

my pet NBA rule change proposal that will never ever happen is that the ball should always change hands upon out of bounds, regardless of who touched it last

Brandin Podznarowski

arash

shocked and horrified to learn pat mcafee is only 7 years older than me. how????

remember when they used to put effort into these covers? that looks so bad.

gotta admit, they've found the winning message that's going to resonate with hardworking americans

crazy that the money store by death grips turns 15 years old next year, right? hard to believe it's been so long already! ok fine you caught me I'm lying it hasn't been that long. but I was only doing that to get you off your guard when I tell you it turns 15 the year after.

I guess it's time I confess, I'm just an LLM. (Largely Loony Michael)

I think it is imperative that we push back against the assault on our Somali neighbors by any means necessary, but having lived in and worked in Minneapolis, I have a very hard time taking that number seriously, particularly when the data it comes from has 11% unreported. Huuuuuge margin of error.

if you've talked to me in the last 13 years or so, you know how I feel about @jonbois.bsky.social's work. this might be his best. youtu.be/zmyBSrQodnI?...

criminal against nature

this is madness

moodle's interface for entering offline grades is so bad that I have to suspect its purpose is to punish me for not grading in their system

you cannot lead a happy life if you are depending on the timberwolves being good. You must be willing to find the zen of the timberwolves simply happening to you if you are going to survive as a fan of this team

gaze in horror upon the answer

Guess what happens if you hit the logo of my institution in this view of my outlook inbox. You will not guess what happens.

I consider myself very lucky that I get to walk by the Weisman Art Museum every day. It is a beautiful and whimsical building that brings me joy. RIP Frank Gehry.

Obsession of the week traumaray.bandcamp.com/album/chamel...

Get someone to believe in you like Lime Bike believes in Minneapolis.

ok dumb question but are we POSITIVE jon ossoff and beto o'rourke are different people

Q for my more applied-leaning or applied-curious colleagues: are there any concievable modeling scenarios in which we'd see a forcing function along the lines of e^(t^2) or sin(t^2)?

I'm at the combination

Spotify wrapped feels particularly juicelss this year. Shoulda stuck with what worked.

might have microtargeted a bit too narrowly on this one

It must be so fun to produce for Danny Brown. You can literally just put samples of mechanical screeching and fighting alleycats over a frenetic, irregular drum pattern and he'll make you sound like a genius rapping over it.

Teaching thing I find useful: if a student stops showing up for class, make the subject line of your email "Is everything OK?" When people are overwhelmed they'll often avoid even opening bad-news emails (cf. me & my bank statements). This way, they know I'm reaching out to help, not chastise.

As a policy nerd, budget is my favorite part of being a Council Member–and oversight of our $1.9 billion city budget is also one of the most important roles of City Council. I’ll be bringing forward 12 budget amendments that my constituents told me matter most to them.

I just can't get over how cool every aspect of Danny's hyperpop turn has been. Kind of weirdly validating that an artist I latched onto as a teenager has demonstrated himself at every turn to be a good person with real emotional depth and capacity for growth since then. youtu.be/gMOYSPdIBvI?...

They know something with internal numbers and actual uptake that makes it just not worth it to them

my birthday present for myself this year is letting myself go back to smoking. can't wait to suck down an entire pack of spirit blues after work!

typing up some figures for my calc students on an intercity road journey--that's right, we're on the TikZbus

Obscene.

I do kind of wish bluesky devs programmed in drafts before a they moved on to the robot that permanently hides all your posts if you say the word "butt"

Wow I don't know what I expected for Lane Kiffin's big announcement but I did not expect him to announce he was moving to Saint Paul Central High School! Big get for the Minutemen!

hotel baths are goated with the sauce when a simple luxury enjoyed in solitude is the vibe