Conley playing like he's not a day over 37

we are definitely a worse team without rudy, but "Joan Beringer getting serious minutes to do stuff and figure it out on the fly in front of all of us" is one HELL of a silver lining

it seems like there are more and more olympics each and every year

everyone on bluesky is either 37 or 78. At age 31, I am among the youngest 37-year-olds alive

*QB calling an audible* "ELEVATORS CANNOT BREAK! THEY CAN ONLY BECOME STAIRS!" *WR goes into motion*

in any sane world, this would be cause to shut the company down and put sam altman in prison

it is critical for the future of the human race that this goes poorly

no clue if theres any way to actually do this, but this should 100% get you barred from future city press conferences. unbelievable bad faith journalism from an ostensible mainstream media outlet

i dont want to venture into gavin discourse, but COME ON MAN

hey what the fuck is this reporter talking about??

what would be the most american way to mangle "quebecois?" im thinking "quebecanese"

Pearll Warren Becka Thompson Eric Adams podcast when

i love that whenever i have anything important the next day (in this case, a job interview) I will with 100% certainty wake up cpletely alert after three hours of sleep, with no hope for any more rest

wow, crazy what you can say when you're on the city council of some deep-red exurb or outstate town! Now time to put on my reading glasses and take a big sip of coffee without swallowing before looking up where she is from.

no one. we were all set to start demoing, but the band staged a hunger strike/intermittent protest show on top of the cliffside until we agreed to cancel the project and return the land to its original indiginous stewards.

The @blackhartstp.com remains undefeated in restroom graffiti.

phee and the studbudz

Sure I'll immediately incorporate this into my vocabulary forever

Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone who is pretty sure that they’re fundamentally unlovable. 💘💝💞

first date idea: we go to my place, I put on my copy of heaven or las vegas, I get into fetal position on the floor and sob, ignoring you entirely.

wait what

these are death camps. there's no two ways around it. we are putting people into death camps

fantastic, with all my time watching sports opened up, I'm free to dedicate it to my true passion: watching the minnesota lynx and timberwolves basketball teams

take Nate up on this, he knows where to take you

underrated story of the wolves of the last half-decade is the ever-deepening jaden/naz bromance

maybe the top lesson of 2026 is that all of those Minnesota outline tattoos weren't for nothing. Minnesotans LOVE Minnesota.

carefully laying a rake on the ground with scientific precision then backing up and getting into posture like an olympic gymnast before doing a double-360° summersault precisely onto its upturned spokes, causing the handle to fly up into my face

@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social is this aftermath?

this is I think the first time an Olympic athlete has done something so funny that it immediately made a new permanent wrinkle in my brain

These buildings do not have the infrastructure to hold this many people. They are not built for this. From plumbing to HVAC to electrical. This is going to be a humanitarian disaster. One must assume it's intentional. They have no plans for sewage, showers, clean water, or even basic food.

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

shades of 1934

does anyone with little to no connection to the twin cities and strong opinions about who is and is not in various sognal chats and what that means for the left have any apologies they'd like to make?

genuinely brave to do this when ICE agents in MN have been telling anyone who will listen that they are willing to retaliate against criticism with murder

Another classic post-Homan day where around school dismissal time we get a flurry of ICE vehicles all across our neighborhoods. Today one vehicle led an observer to their own home and pointed at it. This is a sick game to them, but we won’t be intimidated and we won’t stop until DHS is abolished.

The thing is, the Wolves are back.

controversial take that I'm going to get a lot of hate for, but I think it's good that we traded for Ayo Dosunmu

they're saying Jaden McDaniels?

"more achievable" is just a razor's edge over the line of being correct. well done, CNN! technically not lying!

hey quick question for @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social, is this what "aftermath" looks like? theintercept.com/2026/02/09/i...

I think my favorite super bowl halftime show was in 2001, when Radiohead just played an extended cut of morning bell for fourteen minutes

why do you need to observe your house if you're not in it. you are giving yourself an opt-in mental illness. no one has to live like this

imagine telling someone two years ago that over the next two years, notorious draft bust and 49ers backup Sam Darnold would go 31-7 as a starter (combined regular season and postseason) with a super bowl victory.

the good news is that it's our last super bowl with incessant AI ads

crazy that they canceled the super bowl day of because the players didn't feel like playing. I thought these guys were supposed to be professional!

you have n unlabeled objects to divide into k labeled groupings. as is well-known, there are (n+k-1) choose (k-1) ways to do that. what do you call this counting trick, and in which country did you learn it (if applicable)?

this is a decent analysis of high blueskyese, but completely neglects the fact that high blueskyese is only spoken by a small elite crust of users. the dominant influence common skyese is a facebookian dialect. thank rachel maddow

it feels like Kevin Love has been on all 30 teams but it's actually just 4? anyone else feel me?